Banter Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

[jb04]

Where do bad rainbows go? Prism.

It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[240volt]

 

[philreich]

My grandfather lived to the ripe old age of 104. He smoked 3 cigars a day, and drank imported whiskey every night. He ate seafood 3 times a week, and regularly visited his young and beautiful lover.

So how did he die? We had to kill him, because he was costing us too much!!!

 

[240volt]

My grandfather lived to the ripe old age of 104. He smoked 3 cigars a day, and drank imported whiskey every night. He ate seafood 3 times a week, and regularly visited his young and beautiful lover.

So how did he die? We had to kill him, because he was costing us too much!!!

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[SC_Power]

Why are Essendon Football Club sponsored by IKEA?

Because every season starts with, “We’ve got all the final pieces,” and ends with someone staring at the instructions wondering why there are four finals missing.

 

[snozulu]

 

[snozulu]

 

[snozulu]

 

[240volt]