Certified Legendary Thread Do you stand up to wipe?

[peternorth]

When the finger protrudes through the paper it's called the brown tutu

 

[Papa Juggs]

Perhaps this goes to confirm the theory that standers are just confused and don't know how.

 

[Quivorir]

Sitting on the throne last night and I realised there is one major con to sitting to wipe. You don't get to stand up and admire your work before you cover it up and bury it.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Sitting on the throne last night and I realised there is one major con to sitting to wipe. You don't get to stand up and admire your work before you cover it up and bury it.

lift it up and look before you start wiping

 

[pantskyle]

Have been converted to 100% sitter now.

Was this before or after we shared a hotel room together?

 

[Quivorir]

Was this before or after we shared a hotel room together?

Before.

 

[Quivorir]

lift it up and look before you start wiping

Its not the same. Used to be able to stand up, stretch, turn around and admire the work...Things have changed now.

 

[pantskyle]

Before.

Cool.

 

[BotsMaster]

Sitting on the throne last night and I realised there is one major con to sitting to wipe. You don't get to stand up and admire your work before you cover it up and bury it.

Ask your wife to have a look for you.

 

[Nothing]

Its not the same. Used to be able to stand up, stretch, turn around and admire the work...Things have changed now.

Take you phone to the toilet. Put camera from phone on flash. Snap a picture. Look at handy work. Delete image*. Start wiping.


*optional

 

[Quivorir]

Take you phone to the toilet. Put camera from phone on flash. Snap a picture. Look at handy work. Delete image*. Start wiping.


*optional

Maybe I'll send each photo to Botsmaster.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Sitting on the throne last night and I realised there is one major con to sitting to wipe. You don't get to stand up and admire your work before you cover it up and bury it.

Look between your legs and admire your dong at the same time!

 

[Quivorir]

Look between your legs and admire your dong at the same time!

Again, not the same thing. You long time sitters just won't understand

 

[Gough]

Again, not the same thing. You long time sitters just won't understand

I prefer to remember what it was like going into the body, not what it ended up as.

 

[Power Raid]

not enough hand stands in this thread

 

[ChampTurboBucko]

One of the great threads.

Sitter here, FWIW.

 

[ioppolo]

So going by the poll, 1 in 3 stand. WTF

 

[undefined]

Terrific bump, this.

What a thread, 10/10. I'm still alternating these days. I start off by wiping 10-15 times sitting down with folded toilet paper, then stand up, bend over and spade through my anal cavity at different angles to make sure my anus is squeaky clean.

After that, I finish the job with 2-3 wet wipes that sting a bit due to the thorough nature of my work.

My stools this week have been met with a slight sense of melancholy; this time last year I was at a hotel in Venice with a bidet (aka children's toilet) in the bathroom. Oh, how I've missed that luxury.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Do you flush multiple times? Wiping about 20 times and then using wipes must clog the toilet.

 

[Cruyff14]

I cannot for the life of me wipe sitting down.

 

[Doss]

A recent survey of humans revealed that, as of December 4th, 2015, exactly 35.8% of them are weird.

 

[Quivorir]

Can't remember if I confirmed or not, but I have been converted to a 100% sitter.

 

[Gough]

Come to the light my brother.

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I was eating breakfast while reading, I sort of lost my appetite due to not being able to stop imagining people wiping their arses.

 

[rippersnipper]

I think 3 wipes is enough to clear away any remains. 15 though, holy shit your arse must have friction burn.