As is inevitable at a time like this, the same old jokes are being recycled once again...
Q. What do you do for a drowning Fremantle player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
Q. Whats the difference between Fremantle and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches.
Did ya hear that Freo are moving to the Philippines?
They're going to be called the Manila Folders
Fremantle are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft and no
CUP!!!
Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of Fremantle players on them. People couldn't figure
out
which side to spit on.
Did ya hear that Chris Connelly is now called a mini-bus? Not quite a
coach.
Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a Fremantle
jumper?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in
order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah,
librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical
order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer Fremantle players.
They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are
interchangeable."
A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off
and
covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?" "Well," the friend
responds, "I ran over Matthew Pavlich". "OK," says the man, "that
explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches
and
the dirt?" "Well, he tried to escape through the park."
Q. What do you do for a drowning Fremantle player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
Q. Whats the difference between Fremantle and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches.
Did ya hear that Freo are moving to the Philippines?
They're going to be called the Manila Folders
Fremantle are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft and no
CUP!!!
Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of Fremantle players on them. People couldn't figure
out
which side to spit on.
Did ya hear that Chris Connelly is now called a mini-bus? Not quite a
coach.
Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a Fremantle
jumper?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in
order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah,
librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical
order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer Fremantle players.
They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are
interchangeable."
A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off
and
covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?" "Well," the friend
responds, "I ran over Matthew Pavlich". "OK," says the man, "that
explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches
and
the dirt?" "Well, he tried to escape through the park."
