Dwayne 'trying ever so hard to be intelligent' Russell

[Don Logan]

Halfway thru the first quarter and already Dwayne has given us three tidbits of minutia.

Gems like "Ling was Brown's captain of the Geelong falcons all those years ago".. used that twice last year.

Guaranteed to hear about the Scott's father who was killed in action during Vietnam.

Please feel free to post other bits of Dwayne trivia littered through his call.

 

[demon_dave]

Halfway thru the first quarter and already Dwayne has given us three tidbits of minutia.

Gems like Ling was Brown's captain of the Geelong falcons all those years ago.. used that twice last year.

Guaranteed to hear about the Scott's father who was killed in action during Vietnam.

Please feel free to post other bits of Dwayne trivia littered through his call.

drain pussell, is just that, a pusbag

 

[Cuzz09]

I have to say that I normally like Dwayne Russell but he just said "Geelong got David Haynes with pick no.16 from West Coast who had pick no.20 which they got Sam Butler with - I think Geelong have won with that trade"

David haynes is a dud and Sammy Butler is gonna be a 10 year gun midfielder.

 

[Nightwolf]

Absolute cokhead...

Drives me crazy that tool...

 

[stokesy]

I reckon it's interesting when he says all of his little facts.

He does research on every player and usually says something that isn't of any relevance, but is interesting about them.

I learn a lot about some of the things he says about each player that you usually wouldn't realise. It's his own style.

Dennis Commetti has his own style, Eddie has his own and this is Dwayne Russel's own style. I'm all for it.

 

[Don Logan]

I reckon it's interesting when he says all of his little facts.

He does research on every player and usually says something that isn't of any relevance, but is interesting about them.QUOTE]

Interesting the first time.

 

[stokesy]

Interesting the first time.

And what, has everyone heard him say a fact about a player??

Not everyone watches footy day in, day out and know every little fact about every player.

 

[Franz]

He's just plain annoying. Worst commentator around at the moment.

 

[mgh3535]

Eddie not do do any Woods games
Dwayne not to do any Port games

Bloody hell the press area would be a bit messy after these two

 

[CatManDo]

I reckon it's interesting when he says all of his little facts.

He does research on every player and usually says something that isn't of any relevance, but is interesting about them.QUOTE]

Interesting the first time.

One of the better callers going around. Can actually string an intelligent sentence together and has a feel for the game. Clearly does his research and knows the players games.

Who gives a ******** if he's repeated a couple of peices of information within two years.... in fact, having just written that I realise how pathetic your point actually is.

 

[Don Logan]

One of the better callers going around. Can actually string an intelligent sentence together and has a feel for the game. Clearly does his research and knows the players games.

Who gives a ******** if he's repeated a couple of peices of information within two years.... in fact, having just written that I realise how pathetic your point actually is.

It's called an original thought, something you obviously have never had.

Go to the loo and do a poo you've obviously got the sh1ts after today's insipid effort.

 

[Don Logan]

One of the better callers going around. Can actually string an intelligent sentence together and has a feel for the game. Clearly does his research and knows the players games.

Who gives a ******** if he's repeated a couple of peices of information within two years.... in fact, having just written that I realise how pathetic your point actually is.

It's called an original thought, something you obviously have never had.

Go to the loo and do a poo you've obviously have the ********s after today's insipid effort.

 

[stokesy]

It's called an original thought, something you obviously have never had.

Go to the loo and do a poo you've obviously have the ********s after today's insipid effort.

Your the one having a sook about his commentary.

I reckon it's great how he says little things about players, where they may have grown up, when they started playing footy.

Beats listening to 'just a call of the game'.

 

[CatManDo]

It's called an original thought, something you obviously have never had.

Go to the loo and do a poo you've onbbviously got the sh1its aftet today's insipid effort.

Oh, ok Don. Sure, I bet no-one has ever noticed his commentary style, but you picked it up... yep, you were all over that one. Good call.


And ah... My team lost, so I will obviously go out and defend a commentator against a p1ss weak call from you. I'll give that one to you - original call. You're such a genius I cant understand what you are going on about!

 

[Don Logan]

And ah... My team lost, so I will obviously go out and defend a commentator against a p1ss weak call from you. I'll give that one to you - original call. You're such a genius I cant understand what you are going on about!

At least we're clear on that point.

Enjoy the school holidays, but please be careful at the local skate park.

 

[footyman]

Found it annoying the other night, he uses too many little stories during his call. Like you say he uses it on Channel 9 one week and then on 3AW the next.

Annoying.

 

[Mentallo]

Drain is the second worst caller in the competition behind Tim Gossage.
He tries so hard to be like Dennis Cometti its not funny.