Media East Side MEdia Presents: (Now With VIDEO!) What The League Needs, It Gets (In Season 33)

[Wosh]

Fantastic work as always Hate another team up and about for the new League.
I’m so torn now, Koalas or Eeyores

 

[GremioPower]

Loud noises from the East Coast of Sweet. If you receive this mess-'

Well, there's a big, big sound
From the East Side of the town
It's the sound of the mighty PHOENIX


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[GremioPower]

Chipbunk was always the black sheep of the family.

Strigoi, do you have relatives in England?

 

[Strigoi]

Strigoi, do you have relatives in England?

No, not a single one.
Although…black sheep are known to get around.

 

[por_please_ya]

Well, there's a big, big sound
From the East Side of the town
It's the sound of the mighty PHOENIX


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[fumbler]

Geaux Feenicks

 

[fumbler]

 

[The Half Back]

I would like to officially be the first marquee signing for the Hwaks! Love your work Hate, can’t wait to play alongside you again in the near future.

Gee it must be terrible for a team's identity to be changed suddenly with basically no one knowing about it and only finding out in a team thread on the eve of the season.

I swear there's been another example of that before

Love that only about 6% of SFA players will understand this reference.

 

[Headless]

Such a wonderful, wonderful threadmark, Hate.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Love that only about 6% of SFA players will understand this reference.

A similar percentage of SFA players probably weren't born then to be fair.

 

[Agent93]

Well, there's a big, big sound
From the East Side of the town
It's the sound of the mighty PHOENIX


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OMG yes! No-one can beat us with the Big, Big Sound backing us. Chipmunk! Finish the song!

 

[Hate]

CLUB LIST:

1. Headless
2. Pie 4 Life
3. Bastyy
4. Barrybran
5. fumbler
6. GremioPower
7. Dav
8. Mister M
9. PMBangers
10. Strigoi
11. Supersuns
12. Broken
13. The Half Back (Marquee signing)
14. manangatang
<the following spots are reserved for rookies, but as the Administrator is prone to doing whatever, we are happy to plonk anyone with over one game in these spots>
15. Loonerty
16. Wosh
17. Hate
18.
19.
20.
21.
22.

Go Hwaks! Almost there.

 

[Bastyy]

CLUB LIST:

1. Headless
2. Pie 4 Life
3. Bastyy
4. Barrybran
5. fumbler
6. GremioPower
7. Dav
8. Mister M
9. PMBangers
10. Strigoi
11. Supersuns
12. Broken
13. The Half Back (Marquee signing)
14. manangatang
<the following spots are reserved for rookies, but as the Administrator is prone to doing whatever, we are happy to plonk anyone with over one game in these spots>
15. Loonerty
16. Wosh
17. Hate
18.
19.
20.
21.
22.

Go Hwaks! Almost there.

Does this mean I'm captain?

 

[Pie 4 Life]

CLUB LIST:

1. Headless
2. Pie 4 Life
3. Bastyy
4. Barrybran
5. fumbler
6. GremioPower
7. Dav
8. Mister M
9. PMBangers
10. Strigoi
11. Supersuns
12. Broken
13. The Half Back (Marquee signing)
14. manangatang
<the following spots are reserved for rookies, but as the Administrator is prone to doing whatever, we are happy to plonk anyone with over one game in these spots>
15. Loonerty
16. Wosh
17. Hate
18.
19.
20.
21.
22.

Go Hwaks! Almost there.

I'm going to need to hire an assistant with all these new clubs I'm apparently joining.

 

[Hate]

Does this mean I'm captain?

Everyone can be the captain.

The East Side Hwaks are the club of, by and for the people of Sweet.

 

[PMBangers]

Everyone can be the captain.

The East Side Hwaks are the club of, by and for the people of Sweet.

The people of paradise*

 

[Strigoi]

CLUB LIST:

1. Headless
2. Pie 4 Life
3. Bastyy
4. Barrybran
5. fumbler
6. GremioPower
7. Dav
8. Mister M
9. PMBangers
10. Strigoi
11. Supersuns
12. Broken
13. The Half Back (Marquee signing)
14. manangatang
<the following spots are reserved for rookies, but as the Administrator is prone to doing whatever, we are happy to plonk anyone with over one game in these spots>
15. Loonerty
16. Wosh
17. Hate
18.
19.
20.
21.
22.

Go Hwaks! Almost there.

What? Has my agent been working without my knowledge?



I better give him a call to see what’s going on.

 

[fumbler]

CLUB LIST:

1. Headless
2. Pie 4 Life
3. Bastyy
4. Barrybran
5. fumbler
6. GremioPower
7. Dav
8. Mister M
9. PMBangers
10. Strigoi
11. Supersuns
12. Broken
13. The Half Back (Marquee signing)
14. manangatang
<the following spots are reserved for rookies, but as the Administrator is prone to doing whatever, we are happy to plonk anyone with over one game in these spots>
15. Loonerty
16. Wosh
17. Hate
18.
19.
20.
21.
22.

Go Hwaks! Almost there.

Is this a list of players who felt like they'd rather quit than play for the Furies Reserves?


I can only play for one fake, fake team at a time.

 

[Wosh]

CLUB LIST:

1. Headless
2. Pie 4 Life
3. Bastyy
4. Barrybran
5. fumbler
6. GremioPower
7. Dav
8. Mister M
9. PMBangers
10. Strigoi
11. Supersuns
12. Broken
13. The Half Back (Marquee signing)
14. manangatang
<the following spots are reserved for rookies, but as the Administrator is prone to doing whatever, we are happy to plonk anyone with over one game in these spots>
15. Loonerty
16. Wosh
17. Hate
18.
19.
20.
21.
22.

Go Hwaks! Almost there.

 

[Bastyy]

Everyone can be the captain.

The East Side Hwaks are the club of, by and for the people of Sweet.

This is why EVERYONE loves the Hwaks!

 

[Chipmunk]

OMG yes! No-one can beat us with the Big, Big Sound backing us. Chipmunk! Finish the song!

 

[Hate]

Dear Sweet Football Association Community,

The East Side MEdia brings you an East Side MEdia video production titled 'WE LOVE THE EAST SIDE <redacted>!'.

Please (pls it took ages to make) watch the video attached for further details.

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Spoiler: description

Take a peaceful stroll through Sweet before we get down to business - featuring Mobbs' new boardwalk and garden walkway in Gumbania.

The Eyrie no longer exists*. It got blown up. The East Side <redacted> no longer exist.

*I was forced to blow up The Eeyore because Mobbs would probably murder me if I blew up the actual Eyrie, but this is still a fierce demonstration of my true thoughts about this farcical rebrand.

Regards,
East Side MEdia.

 

[Agent93]

Zoops' logo looking fresh there.

 

[Agent93]

But.... my house!

 

[Zoops]

Dear Sweet Football Association Community,

The East Side MEdia brings you an East Side MEdia video production titled 'WE LOVE THE EAST SIDE <redacted>!'.

Please (pls it took ages to make) watch the video attached for further details.

​

Spoiler: description

Take a peaceful stroll through Sweet before we get down to business - featuring Mobbs' new boardwalk and garden walkway in Gumbania.

The Eyrie no longer exists*. It got blown up. The East Side <redacted> no longer exist.

*I was forced to blow up The Eeyore because Mobbs would probably murder me if I blew up the actual Eyrie, but this is still a fierce demonstration of my true thoughts about this farcical rebrand.

Regards,
East Side MEdia.