I love the last sentence:
Russo went on to state that emus, however, are just as goddamn stupid as they appear to be.
Yeah, although the most relevant line for me was "we cannot be certain what advanced skills they may be hiding, given that they can choose to act completely clueless and dimwitted in any situation they wish". See, it's all just a ploy! Lulling the rest of the comp into a false sense of security, then once they've underestimated us sufficiently, we will strike!