Peptides! *The * Dopers: come smell the bull****! ESSENDON FANS NOT WANTED

[Noneedforaname]

Very considerate of the scum, to be so understanding and so willing to help orchestrate a trade.

Do you reckon he'd be pissed enough to just walk, or can he still wangle some sort of payoff from them?

 

[rdhopkins2]

O'Meara apparently keen to join Jimmy's Injectors. Peptiders to use pick 1?

 

[Kil Phearns]

O'Meara apparently keen to join Jimmy's Injectors. Peptiders to use pick 1?

Why trade pick 1 for him when they can pick him up for free in the PSD?

 

[Mitchell Madness]

Why trade pick 1 for him when they can pick him up for free in the PSD?

Because they're already the most hated club in the AFL
they don't have sponsors lining up, so need to look like model citizens

 

[Brishawk]

Players like Omera don't move clubs via the PSD. Only dirt bags like Tippett do that

 

[MightyHawks]

This Whitfield thing has got me thinking we now have two clubs with ASADA issues

Is

Spoiler: Old Mate

Sheeds

the link between Essendon and GWS?

 

[Hawk Dork]

Interesting that the guys who enabled Lachie and Lachie might get a worse suspension for avoiding the drug testers than the Dons* did

 

[Noneedforaname]

This Whitfield thing has got me thinking we now have two clubs with ASADA issues

Is

Spoiler: Old Mate

Sheeds

the link between Essendon and GWS?

Ha! If there's any truth, you just know he'll be bumped up the food chain, further from harms way.

Look out if he's shipped off to the Vatican (AFL House).

 

[savagelunchbox]

I'll just leave this here and walk away with my tail between my legs. Seems I've been wrong all along. He's got the perfect case. It's so perfect, the Essendon lawyers aren't even using it.

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sp2u87

 

[Off The Couch]

Nick Giannopolous??

Is it a script for a comedy

 

[Agent Smith]

I'll just leave this here and walk away with my tail between my legs. Seems I've been wrong all along. He's got the perfect case. It's so perfect, the Essendon lawyers aren't even using it.

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sp2u87

Haha, whoever wrote this should seriously considering tattooing 'NFI' on their forehead, just so we don't have to ask if we see them walking down the street.

 

[Dragz]

Lol. The fact is, if it's dark night and you hear quacking outside, check, see duck feathers, see duck prints, find duck poo and duck eggs around, you most likely have ducks there. It's *possible* you don't. However, if you release your pet foxes, the RSPCA are going to come looking for you once the remains are found and saying "Well, we don't know if we had ducks" isn't going to cut it as a defence.

 

[Brishawk]

The players didn't take drugs....or maybe I just made that up and posted it on the Internet. See I can do it too Bruce but it gets you no where.

 

[savagelunchbox]

Haha, whoever wrote this should seriously considering tattooing 'NFI' on their forehead, just so we don't have to ask if we see them walking down the street.

Former BF poster, Bruce Francis, wrote that doozy.

 

[kimbopen]

I'll just leave this here and walk away with my tail between my legs. Seems I've been wrong all along. He's got the perfect case. It's so perfect, the Essendon lawyers aren't even using it.

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sp2u87

Well, he's certainly picked the right forum: TWIT LONGER is about right where Bruce is concerned as he has been a Twit a great deal longer than many of them!

 

[rdhopkins2]

Better drug test Francis. Unbelievable.

 

[Hawthorn United]

This Hurley interview, kinda doesn't mean much because he re-signed with them.

Where's the sympathy interview for the Russians?

 

[crazywildhorse]

Unfortunately I can see this whole saga becoming one of the best things that ever happened at Essendon. They've landed a good coach, were able to experiment like crazy this year with game plans and players, and will now get a priority pick. I am already bracing myself for the rhetoric around this teams solidarity and rise out of the ashes

 

[tommyk72]

When does the final delivery of the appeal verdict come? I had hear rumours be end August, but clearly not. Is it just a matter of "it comes when it comes"?

 

[OnTheRocks]

why were you reading up on semen?

Hint: Scum

 

[eldorado]

My keen although layman knowledge of psychology leads me to believe that Bruce Francis would most likely be diagnosable with a number of mental disorders, from bordeline personality disorder, through to obsessional disorders...

A slightly sadder version of Grandpa Simpson...

 

[Agent Smith]

Unfortunately I can see this whole saga becoming one of the best things that ever happened at Essendon. They've landed a good coach, were able to experiment like crazy this year with game plans and players, and will now get a priority pick. I am already bracing myself for the rhetoric around this teams solidarity and rise out of the ashes

In a perfect world, all their players out for this year will come back and play as though they haven't missed a beat. But this isn't a perfect world, as their supporters will find out, and their meteoric rise up the ladder in 2017 will end somewhere around round 17 when they all run out of pep. Of course, they DO know how to get around that, though.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Everyone see the snippet of Hurley crying because he got caught doping?

It's gold.

Michael, you rolled up each and every day for an injection that you never once declared to ASADA.

Too bad, so sad.

 

[Ordovician]

When does the final delivery of the appeal verdict come? I had hear rumours be end August, but clearly not. Is it just a matter of "it comes when it comes"?

Bloody good question!

Why doesn't Abasi know?

I though the knew everything there was to know about this saga.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Bloody good question!

Why doesn't Abasi know?

I though the knew everything there was to know about this saga.

Patience grasshopper