Everyday Simpsons references

[Bosun]

The missus came home with some DVD's on Saturday and for some unknown reason I said "Oh No Beta" in snakes voice. I then spent the best part of an hour trying to explain Beta and Snake.......really wasnt worth it in the end.

One sentence I do use a lot is "Yeah they'll do that" (when someones having a whinge about anything) in referencing Homer's reply to Ralph when he's tarring his roof and complaining about the fumes.

 

[aaronm46]

far and away the easiest one to use is Bye!in the voice of Snake when he bowls against the Pin Pals. ("1,2,3...45678910. Bye!")

hahah i probly say that everyday

when talking to someone about a thing we have in common wow me too! we have so much in common

 

[ManWithNoName]

This one also gets a huge run at work when the supervisor asks us to put our safety glasses on. But you have to do it in the accent "Ze goggles ze do nutzing"

When I think of my favourite Simpsons scenes, that one is the main one that comes to mind.

"That shot cost us one million dollars!"

The other one that comes to mind is the "And you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled?" one. That scene with Harry Shearer talking to himself as both Skinner and Chalmers cracks me up like nothing else.

 

[sblack]

Whenever someone buys Mountain Dew: Ewwwww....I'll have the crab juice
Boo-urns gets a good run
"That was the style at the time" also goes alright
"I can't believe you don't shutup"

 

[Redemptionin09]

"I warned ya, didn't I warn ya" If something hasn't gone as well as hoped, in reference to Willy and the coloured chalk in the school classrooms.

If I'm telling a friend what I'm going to do next; "Now I'm going do to Emmett's fixin' shop... to 'fix' Emmett"

 

[Redemptionin09]

I always use "Everythings coming up Milhouse". Especially at work when a couple of things go right. The older guys have no idea

****ing classic

 

[crudbucket]

"This ain't over" in a really crappy Charles Bronson voice...

 

[blues4flag]

"I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way".

When someone talks about something they're clearly clueless about as if they're experts.

 

[blues4flag]

"Upon further inspection, these are loafers."

Don't use it, but it's too funny a quote not to work into my vernacular.

 

[Jabso]

"Yes I would Kent"

and "yeah...but watcha gonna do?"

 

[Burzum]

"Hey, _____, come here a minute"

"Oh, yeah!"

 

[blues4flag]

"Hey, _____, come here a minute"

"Oh, yeah!"

Use that one regularly.

 

[Christabella]

Two of my workmates and I regularly talk in Simpsons quotes.
I'd been here forever if I tired to list them all but a few that come out more often:

"Don't laugh at me, I was once like you!"
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
"Save me Jebus!"
'Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved we have banana bread"

My life motto:
"It's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get"
And also useful given the number of sporting events I attend:
"They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

 

[RW]

Posted this in the wrong thread initially, but for some reason this exchange reminds me of trade week, in particular the Swans trying to do a deal with Chris Pelchen and the Hawks' list of 'untouchables'

Bart is at Skinner's mother's place keeping her busy while Seymour is on a date with Edna K. They are going through Mrs. Skinner's collection of pictures of cakes cut out from magazines.

Mrs. Skinner: You can pick out any
picture you want to take home with you.
Bart: Okay ... that one. [points]
Mrs. Skinner: [slaps Bart's hand away] No! You can't have that one!
That's a coconut cake!

Thanks to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F09

 

[ssfc0203]

“Oh, so they have the Internet on computers now?”
"Kalkalash!"
"Wallet inspector"

"Khav kalash! Only Khav kalash"

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Duffman: Duffman can’t breathe! OH NO!

Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.

Dr Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country.

... and a personal favourite;

Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything’s a sin. *holds up the Bible* You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.

 

[Belnakor]

mmmm Classy. fromt he larobee's cigarette ad of the little girl smoking while praying.

 

[Bender571]

Whenever someone questions my methods of doing something

Sarcastically "No, through saving and wise investment. Yes with cans of grease"

 

[The Dukes Brian]

Im one when saying hello to some people to rip out a Ralph Wigum classic - Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Cracks me up just writing about it...

 

[Burly FF]

Whenever i cant think...OK brain, I dont like you and you dont like me...

 

[Jabso]

Perhaps I should take up smoking so I can say "yes....I am in flavour country"

 

[Jabso]

"This ain't over" in a really crappy Charles Bronson voice...

That Bronson Missouri bit from the "new era" of Simpsons is underrated.

"Hey ma...how bout some cookies"
"No dice"
"This ain't over"

 

[adelaide_40]

Donuts I got donuts I got hey I know you

When I knock one one of my friends door and they open "Happy Birthday" Like grandpa...only sometimes though

"tell her her rumps are as big as the queen and twice as fragrant"

 

[Kent_Kingsley]

"I'm going to Emmitt's Fix-it shop....to fix Emmitt."

Otto: "Whoa my hands are awesome"

 

[Christabella]

Donuts I got donuts I got hey I know you

LOL I was singing that today ... the boss left some Krispy Kremes out.
I picked up the box
"I got donuts, I got donuts ... "
boss walks back in
"Hey, I know you .."

I didn't get any donuts.

 

[ize_]

OMFG, upon finding this thread, my life is pretty much over, as Simpsons Quotes are all I am. A few favourites at the moment that I've been trotting out -

"Stupid trash.... rotten, stinking... hate world... revenge soon... take out on everyone..."

Grandpa Simpson - "I don't feel so good, maybe I should eat something"
Dr. Hibbit - "Oh no, I'm afraid your eating days are over"