Everyday Simpsons references

[adelaide_40]

Often when we are at the casino and I lose money I use the line ohh why did I bet the company payroll.

obviously quoting lines from the episode where marge gets addicted to gambling is a must .

 

[krayfesh]

Whenever someone's explaining something to me, I have to interrupt with 'Enough talk. When do we get the GUNS?'

And then 'I've had it up to here with your rules'

 

[Bender571]

Whenever someone makes a bad choice they have to stick by I'll say "You choose fruit, you live with fruit"

 

[adelaide_40]

I also frequently break out into Simpsons songs

Same.


Also if I am having a friendly arguement, I will often end it by saying thank you, thank you.

 

[ripitup27]

You don't win friends with salad gets a good run at BBQ's.

But one of those ones I never realised I do until recently is whenever someone says 'WOOHOO' I go with 'HOORAY' in a Russian accent after it, from Whacking Day when Homer is selling parking $10 per axle and the guy drives in with the car with heaps of wheels.

 

[Cleavy]

You don't win friends with salad gets a good run at BBQ's.

gets a good run from me as members of the department are either vegetarians or on diets.

 

[aaronm46]

cmon Lisa, give me the drugs!

 

[XFactor1979]

ned - well sometimes i highlight passages in maude's bible and she highlights passages in my bible

homer *condescendingly* - pfft! gee! good thing you dont keep guns in the house

 

[roostersgal4eva]

I sometimes tell my Bro & Cousins when they act like idiots to 'act your age, not your shoe size man"

Also when somthing bad happens or a bad sports result - "man that sucks and blows"

 

[Mitchell Madness]

"wow! a blue car!"

works a treat for me when things are awkward

 

[Rosstickle]

If you're ever a bit slow on something:

Homer: I don't get it.
Lisa : Dad, it was a joke.
Homer: Oooh, I get jokes. Haha.

 

[adelaide_40]

So I said I must get out of this wetsuit and into a dry martini!

Big hit at parties.

 

[footyfreak]

save me jebus!

 

[Ricketts]

Homer: I’m gonna fight this thing!
Marge: Oh, please don’t…for me?
Homer: Sorry, Marge…This is my quest. I’m like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill?
Marge: Don Quixote?
Homer: No, that’s not it. What’s-his-name, the Man of La Mancha.
Marge: Don Quixote.
Homer: No!
Marge: I really think that was the character’s name: Don Quixote.
Homer: Fine! I’ll look it up!
Marge: Well, who was it?
Homer: Nevermind.



If you're with someone and they can't think of someone's name, chime in with "Don Quixote!"

 

[Ricketts]

Chalmers is brought to the second-grade class, where Skinner selects
a student `at random'. Chalmers selects Ralph, but Skinner quickly
suggests Lisa instead. Lisa performs admirably. Ralph less so.
Skinner tries to cover up.

"Did that boy say what's a battle?" he tells Chalmers that Ralph said "What's that rattle?", refering to the heating ducts. He says he hears R's as B's, even though Chalmers is the one who heard it.


"What's that rattle?!" - when you hear any odd noise.

 

[lihei]

Homer (in response to Smithers assertion that Mr Burn's mother had an affair with President Taft) "[Laughs] Taft, you old dog"

Cracks me up everytime I see that episode where Homers takes over from Smithers whilst he goes on vacation - you know, the one where he can't take pictures

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

They sure do, Strawberry - when agreeing with someone.

Has anyone got change for a button? - when being cheap.

Dog on fire, dog on fire - when having to make a choice

 

[footyfreak]

When crew can't decide on what movie to see my choice is always:

Football in the Groin!!!!

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

'You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel' - When on the phone

'I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for the crummy old danish' - when negotiating

'Including all known lanthanides and actinides? Good luck!' - OK, I used this once when a year 9 asked me if they would have to remember the periodic table for their test...they didn't get it

I like to slot embiggened and cromulent into my vocabulary when I can

 

[juddsentant517]

When someone makes a pronunciation error -- "Nucular.. Its pronounced nucular."

i suck at science, so whenever my science teacher asks me a question, my answer is, "nuclear, its pronouned nuclear".

 

[stuart27]

A mate on Facebook says: 'You can ask me one question for the next hour, no catches, no matter what the question is I'll answer it honestly. I dare you to put this in your status'
My reply was: 'Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?'

Hahahahaha

Underrated episode in terms of quotes - when I'm in a long car ride with a mate it will eventually end up with:

'Are we in India yet?'
'No.'
'Are we in India yet?'
'No.'
'Are we in India yet?'
'No...no wait...now we are.'

 

[Dewy006]

"everythings coming up milhouse" gets a fair running with my mates and I

 

[HarryTiger]

This one's a bit hard to remember, but worth the effort

Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
Barney: [confused] Yes??

Just be creative with it.

 

[Jackyboy]

I'll have some taqitos....

groin grabbingly good

Aurrora Burealus when you can't explain something...

First you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the power...

When someone says not so fast i just walk out slower... hahaha.. cracks people up...

Damn TV be more funny...

You don't snuggle with max power... you strap yourself in and feel the g's...


and lastly we were watching perth glory vs melbourne victory on TV over a few beers a couple weeks ago and Jocob Burns put a hard tackle on Kevin Muscat and my mates were booing him... and one of my mate turns to me and said wait are they saying booo or boourns... ohh everyone cracked up laughing.. gold moment...

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

today at school, my mate had some pen or something on his arm. I pointed at it and asked what it was. He replied:
"This is an arm, drawn by nobody. It is worth nothing."

Well I just lost it. I dont know if it was the obscurity or the fact it hit him so damn instantaneously, but I laughed for a good couple of minutes.