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Everyday Simpsons references

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Dynamite drop-in there FF... I'll have to remember that one mate :D
 
the new brisbane lions logo

jack crowley's puma pride. the one that skinner drew on the napkin.

skinner *complements himself*: 'oh yeh, i got it goin on there!'
 
So many great quotes in this thread and I use quite a few of them every day.

One of my favourites is when someone hands you some money to get them something from the lunch truck or whatever I always say "Ohhh $20....I wanted a peanut!"

A kind of weird thing happened at the soccer the other week when the Reds were playing Brisbane. The Roar goalies name is Griffin McMaster and one of my mates out of the blue called him Esquilax. Then all three of us launched into "The mythical goalkeeper born with the head of a rabbit and the body...OF A RABBIT!"

Got quite a few laughs from nearby people.
 
I tend to overuse 'You dont win friends with salad!' whenever there is salad about...and its shit...also when getting the third degree from the missus I'll go..'Honey...I wont lie to you'...then pause for a long time. Or if someone says I am lying I'll say 'I'm not lying, I'm writing fiction with my mouth'......something like that.
 

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TheStinger said:
So many great quotes in this thread and I use quite a few of them every day.

One of my favourites is when someone hands you some money to get them something from the lunch truck or whatever I always say "Ohhh $20....I wanted a peanut!"

A kind of weird thing happened at the soccer the other week when the Reds were playing Brisbane. The Roar goalies name is Griffin McMaster and one of my mates out of the blue called him Esquilax. Then all three of us launched into "The mythical goalkeeper born with the head of a rabbit and the body...OF A RABBIT!"

Got quite a few laughs from nearby people.
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On the topic of Griffin McMaster Simpsons quotes, I was watcing a Roar game on telly last year, and McMaster buggered up and cost us the match. Ten minutes later I got a text from my mate that read:
"McMaster could have been equipment manager, but noooooo!"
 
the episode where homer was on the hammock and he and marge were talking about retirement

homer: 'i'd love to retire, what a sweet experience that would be'

*homer has an imaginary bubble of himself lying on a hammock doing nothing*
 
Got in a great one the other day.

Me and a mate were at a train station, and he went to go buy a drink from the drink machine, but it was out of order.

Mate: Oh cr@p, its out of order.
Me: And Im out of order? Your out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? YOU WANT THE TRUTH? You can't HANDLE the truth. Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown,"
 
16 pages and no one said "excellent"

"I thought I told you to shave those sideburns!"

"There's something wrong with this alcohol, it tastes awful but where's the inflated sense of self importance?"

"Who is that cloven hoofed fellow Smithers? I like the cut of his jibe!"
"er Prince of Darkness Sir, Your 11 O'Clock"
 
"I want fatty"

The simpson scene is when Homer is in Vagas with Flanders and the Moody Blues attacks them.

I use this term mainly when I am blasting the fat mutants on House of the dead - overkill on the Wii. But I also use it when ever else is appropriate.
 
"I hope I didn't brain my damage" ;)
 

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"Your Duffman? Then I must be Jesus!"
When someone tells me something I don't believe.

"COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?"
 
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Making conversation ...

"So ... do you like ... stuff?"
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Yea i like tat one too! If you know a girl who likes the simpson's usually makes them laugh.

a couple i like to use;

when nothing is on tv "200 channels nothing but cats" by Jasper (i swear everyting he says brings a tear to my eye!)

when someone asks me a rhetorical question "you betcha, thats a paddling" by Jasper when he teaches the Lisa's class after the teachers go on strike.

when someone says something wrong "its curns you idiot" homer yelling at bart for saying mr burns when auditioning to be mr burns' heir.

My favourite episode is when Lisa plays ice hockey;

Lisa is talking to marge about how shes going to fail gym class, marge reassures lisa by saying not everyone needs to be good at sports.

Homer strolls in yelling "sports, sports, sports". Marge Bart's riding up front tonight becasue his a good sport"
Marge: "Lisa's feeling a bit down atm, can she ride up front tonight?"
Homer *looks at bart*
Bart shakes his head and the look on his face is priceless!
Home to Marge: "I tried!"
 

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This man is my exact double!!

That dog has a puffy tail!!

tailpoodle.jpg
 
Earlier this week one of the folding machines I was on at work was being a little tempremental and it was slowing down production. One of the ladies at work was walking past during one of the many breakdowns and asked what was going on with it.

I replied "Worst. Folding Machine. Ever!"
 
You've got to turn that frown upside Down... That's a smile, not an upside down frown.

You know, the traditional way to cheat in golf is to lower your score (When a friend has had a particularly bad 9/18 holes)

Oh yeah, a dog like this you have to feed EVERY day.
 
Ohhhhhhhh mercy gets a lot of runs from me after a long period of laughter.

But my favourites to use is based on the one where Lisa has a crush on Nelson.

Now you take the hoose.

The MOOSE?

THE HOOSE, THE HOOSE

Ah is this right?

AHHH Turn off the noozle

Noodles!?! What noodles!?!

The noozle at the end of the hoose!

When i can;t hear what someone has just said to me i throw in "the moose?"

Also from that episode,

Lisa likes Nelson

She does not

Milhouse likes Lisa

He does not

Janie like Milhouse

She does not

Ouda like Milhouse

NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE
Quite possibly my favourite Simpsons line ever. Comes up when a lot of people are yelling and arguing. I just yell that out usually to a few unknowing stares but usually a few laughs!
 

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