Education & Reference Excellent antics at school

[Chops_a_must]

Did many many bad things at school. Set a desk on fire in class, punched holes in ceilings, broke chairs ad nauseam, wrecked fans. Pretty much your stereotypical ****ed up semi intelligent student that cruises through, and pisses as many people off as they can.

Some things I can't mention because they're fairly incriminating.


One of the most hilarious and harmless incidents was in year 10 science. We had this dopey Indian bint who was easy to muck around with. She was rigid with her "seating plan", to the point where she marked the roll off the seating plan, not her actual roll.

It was a good thing therefore that I'd had the foresight to write "Ben Dover" in the spare spot of our bench of 4.

After about 3 weeks of her asking, "Is Ben here today?" and us trying not to lose our shit, she went to all the science classes in the block and asked if there was a Ben Dover in any of those classes.

She then came back and proceeded to tell the class about it, and asked the class if they knew whether Ben Dover would be coming back to school. We couldn't help but lose our shit then. It would have kept going if the nerdy girls hadn't given her a hint that we were just mucking around.

 

[sblack]

That's ******ed, sounds like you guys year groups are just massive speds.

Have to agree with this guy.

 

[lards]

I didn't keep a list when I was in year 12. No one from my school did. None of my mates from other schools did. Coke Zero is defs a troll

 

[knightsgone]

On our bus, there used to be no stopping points, just the station and that was it. One day we had a new driver, and as we turned out of the school and onto the road, someone accidently leant on the button and off went the bell. No one thought anything of it. But the driver stopped at the first public bus stop on the road. Everyone went quiet before one guy yelled out WTF drive the bus DRIVE THE BUUUUSSS! So he took off, but one guy had the brainwave to press it again. So the driver pulled over and stopped at the next one 100m up the road. Everyone groooaaaaanned. And so it continued all the way home. The driver said nothing and everyone went berserk lol. This happened a few years later on another bus with someone pressing the button for every stop but no one getting off resulting in the driver getting out of his seat and screaming at everyone that THEYRE ALL GONNA GET OFF THIS BUS IF SOMEONE PRESSES IT AND DOESNT GET OFF AGAIN! lol

Reminds me in year 5 on the way home from school swimming one my mates opened a window and poured orange juice out of it. It managed going on to the car windscreen behind us. Lol the bus driver pulled over and cracked it pure quality.

 

[coke_zero]

I didn't keep a list when I was in year 12. No one from my school did. None of my mates from other schools did. Coke Zero is defs a troll

i cant help it you cant read through a whole post mate. If you read more than just the last page you would know i said they dont write a list but they know who they are gonna get.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Agree.

Wtf!

I mean, if it's a kid at your school who looks exactly like Bronson from Round The Twist, then well you'll notice him and pick on him them. I don't keep a list of people to pick on. Wtf!

aren't we talking about lists for muck up week????



i would have thought that was a must for all year 12's

(don't actually write lists for those slower ones)

 

[THRILLHO]

Not meant to send kids outside anymore mate, if they do something bad outside of your supervision, you're ****ed.

Surely your lawyers have told you this?

At the risk of turning this thread into srs business I sometimes ask some of the more disengaged students to leave the classroom and to come back in when they're ready to focus and work.

Puts the onus on the kid, they're only out there for at most five minutes, as they are usually attention seeking and they hate being away from the attention of their mates, and when they come back in they usually get the job done.

All classrooms have windows where you can keep an eye on the kids, but I'm not sure how much trouble a kid outside can really get into.

(this post isnt intended to support Pacemaker. He's still a ****).

 

[breeno]

At the risk of turning this thread into srs business I sometimes ask some of the more disengaged students to leave the classroom and to come back in when they're ready to focus and work.

Puts the onus on the kid, they're only out there for at most five minutes, as they are usually attention seeking and they hate being away from the attention of their mates, and when they come back in they usually get the job done.

All classrooms have windows where you can keep an eye on the kids, but I'm not sure how much trouble a kid outside can really get into.

(this post isnt intended to support Pacemaker. He's still a ****).

I was just trying to stir him up man, thanks!

 

[Kerrby]

Yes, as a matter of fact I am mad.

For years it has seemed to me like the standards of teaching have been slowly but surely declining. I witnessed many student teachers in my time and they seemed to decline in quality as time went on.

I had a friend at school who was pre-accepted to do teaching at ND, he scored a TER of 57, and this is deplorable, the standard of teachers coming through the ranks best exemplified by my friend from school and through you are an indication of how much trouble we are in.

The recent election also bodes as a reminder that there is no way but down unless we get quality teachers through the ranks instead of hacks such as yourself, I will ensure that the school which my child attends is free from ECU graduates, as ECU is one of the worst tertiary institutions in the world, it only exists out of the necessity of people to have some backing, any backing to get a job in the modern workforce.

The simple fact that you cannot follow the most basic disciplinary rules is testament to the fact that you are nothing but a polished ****, you constantly try and act in a mature manner but time and time again you are found out to be a know nothing idiot. If you do somehow land a job as a teacher, I can only hope that it is with a grade 1 or 2 class, so there is still time to repair the damage you inflict on the children by passing on your idiocy.

The teaching crisis is a dilemma which needs to be assessed quickly, teachers need more money, but not hack teachers like you. GOOD teachers deserve the pay raises, and I believe it should come at the expense of so called professionals such as yourself who do not hold a candle to a person who teaches because they are passionate, not because they weren't smart enough to get into anything else.

This needs to be quoted on every page. Pacemaker is just an idiot.

 

[Pavs Nose]

In about year 6, we had these chairs with metal legs that would snap really easily. As was the fashion at the time, we use to all lean back onto 2 legs.
Now if you came along and pressed your foot hard into one of those legs it would snap clean off causing the person to fall over.

After a week of discovering this we had gone through a ridiculous amount of chairs - it got to a point where some kids had to sit in the little year 1 chairs which were tiny.

After the next holidays we got back to find all the chairs replaced with these new plastic ones with unsnappable legs

Looking back, I don't know how the teachers didn't get pissed off with us snapping chairs? It just seemed to be tolerated which does seem weird now.

 

[vonn]

Not really much of an antic but we had this teacher that didn't teach us anything and she always associated me with anything wrong because I sat with boys that always made trouble.. which I guess is fair enough.

So one presentation on the big screen our group was ment to do a presentation on something (ages ago I forgot now) and in our bibliography at the end of the slide we put in websites of pr0n sites

Needless to say we got in shit as it was infront of the whole year group, headteacher and year adviser. Was funny though.

We also have a merit system where you put merits into a box and the welfare teacher gets it and stamps it then we get a certificate back. So somehow some mates of mine got a hold of these merits and wrote
<Name of friend>

Eating pussy.

<Name of Friend>

Being a jew.

Ahh good times. They got community service for that haha.

 

[Mattman93]

^ Ummm, auto-link?

 

[Football God]

InB4pacemakered

print screened, folks. memory stored forever.

 

[scooterb]

inb4 i'm 12 and what is this?

 

[Pavs Nose]

vonn linked to pron on BF

 

[vonn]

Oh crap hahaha you get what i'm saying all good and edited now

 

[scooterb]

Oh crap hahaha you get what i'm saying

If Fred is for realz, you're going to be red in a few minutes/hours.

Later hater!

 

[HSSB]

what did I miss?

 

[gimp!]

Oh crap hahaha you get what i'm saying all good and edited now

What's your favourite position?

 

[Hu$tler]

How annoying was it when teachers said "do you wanna share that with the class"? Whenever you got caught whispering to someone.

I was in a shit mood once and said "yeh actually I do, this class is gay and the teacher is even gayer".

Poor relief never came back because we just lol'd at everything from then on.

God i miss SOME bits of school, relief teachers being one of them.

Do any of you speak to ex teachers on FB or anything? I do to a couple and they are quality people.

 

[r dub 19]

Saw one of my old teachers at the footy a few weeks after I had finished my TEE exam for his unit. He was drunk and kindly let me know "you did shit in your TEE exam"

 

[triplejdude]

In woodwork we used to have long balsa wood sticks that were easily breakable and made for excellent weapons.

We would stuff these things down our pants and up our shirts (they were about 80cm) in class and wait for the teacher to let us out before belting the shit out of each other with them.

The teacher never learnt, he would send all the kids who were mucking around to the corner room of the class. He didn't realize that the room was where the balsa sticks were kept, so for every kid going in there, two or three sticks were coming back out.

 

[AllenJakovich13]

Year 8 English Teacher broken his nose in class trying to get the classes attention. It was last period and everyone rocked up late as usual talking for a good 10 minutes, then he picked up a chair and banged it on one of the spare tables up the front and the legs flicked back and got him right between the eyes. It happened so quick but he dropped the chair and ran outside saying something like "now look at what you've done".

Anyway he broke it pretty bad..

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Year 8 English Teacher broken his nose in class trying to get the classes attention. It was last period and everyone rocked up late as usual talking for a good 10 minutes, then he picked up a chair and banged it on one of the spare tables up the front and the legs flicked back and got him right between the eyes. It happened so quick but he dropped the chair and ran outside saying something like "now look at what you've done".

Anyway he broke it pretty bad..

Wins the thread. By so far.

 

[Xtreme]

Did many many bad things at school. Set a desk on fire in class, punched holes in ceilings, broke chairs ad nauseam, wrecked fans.

We hurled various (small) objects at the ceiling fan as it spun - highlight was the chalk duster!