Fattest AFL player

[Scotland]

'You're fat Jeremy, you need to get your skinfolds down. What do you eat for breakfast?'
'Overrated key forwards'
'What is your beep test time? How many burpees can you do?'
'I'm the best one on one defender in the game, fitness guy. I've made the AA side the last two seasons. You eat kale and go to Pete Evans seminars'

 

[ioppolo]

First page made it with no Hodge Podge or Tubbahawk comments

 

[Lord Rod]

Mick Nolan

The Galloping gasometer as Lou Richards used to call him , he certainly was a big boy !

 

[Blackhawk42]

Cameron Zurhaar from North. Even James Brayshaw has mentioned it on radio.

 

[00Stinger]

Dean Rioli

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[Wallaby]

Obligatory Mick Nolan link

 

[fargothegreat]

Anthony Mcdonald-Tipingwuti (Ive probably botched the spelling of that) is pretty fat.

 

[parmy2balmey]

danger’s head is about the same size as jarman’s gut

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

The Galloping gasometer as Lou Richards used to call him , he certainly was a big boy !

Kept to the controlled calorie diet.....

 

[ItsAllAboutMe]

Matt Kennedy at Carlton is probably our worst.

 

[Plat]

Dew is the fattest head coach too.

 

[kranky al]

Imagine if men had a history of their self worth being judged by their physical appearance.

I clearly remember fat boys at school being tormented

The fat kid in our class was called jabba

Kim beazley as head of the opposition had to diet as polling said noone would elect a fat fkkk as pm

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/n...g/news-story/8cac76b319b9c59537dc45c98d46e26f

 

[ashep]

I reckon Buddy will be a sight to behold in 2022

 

[Truckosaurus]

I think all of his game is based around avoiding burning unnecessary calories.

Following leading forwards or sprinting to spoil?? "Nah **** that shit, I'll just go stand in a good spot and wait for the opposition midfielders to kick it to me."

Ground level second efforts? "Nah I'll just mark everything so I don't have to."

Run and carry? "Why don't I just kick it 50m to a teammate. If I hit the target it'll stay up there and I can take a breather."

Add to that an ample backside which makes it impossible for anyone to get near him in marking contests and he's invented a way for fat lazy campaigners to play AA calibre football.

When LeCras kicked his first goal in his 200th, Gov was in the centre of the ground having just come off the interchange. He looked at Lecca and all of his team mates celebrating, then looked at the back line and you could see him working out how far he'd have to run to get to LeCras and then get back into position for the bounce and was it really worth it when he'd already jogged 30m from the bench?

In the end, he jogged a few metres towards LeCras, called him to get his attention and clapped him before shuffling off to CHB.

Gun player but he is going to explode post-footy.

 

[Thewlis Dish]

I clearly remember fat boys at school being tormented

The fat kid in our class was called jabba

Kim beazley as head of the opposition had to diet as polling said noone would elect a fat fkkk as pm

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/n...g/news-story/8cac76b319b9c59537dc45c98d46e26f

I'm sorry there have been individual cases of men being shamed on their appearance, but it's a bit of a false equivalence.

 

[Chadwiko]

That one year of Jonathan Hay at NMFC was a pretty big year.

 

[Tas]

Cameron Zurhaar from North. Even James Brayshaw has mentioned it on radio.

He has a bit of puppy fat on but he isn't "fat". JB is a moron.

 

[SloppyJoe]

Jeremy McGovern

I remember hearing Jeremy on radio complaining that Jack Darling could eat anything he wanted and still look like a superhero but if he (Jeremy) even looked at a burger he'd put on 5 kilos.

 

[KermitJagger]

I think all of his game is based around avoiding burning unnecessary calories.

Following leading forwards or sprinting to spoil?? "Nah **** that shit, I'll just go stand in a good spot and wait for the opposition midfielders to kick it to me."

Ground level second efforts? "Nah I'll just mark everything so I don't have to."

Run and carry? "Why don't I just kick it 50m to a teammate. If I hit the target it'll stay up there and I can take a breather."

Add to that an ample backside which makes it impossible for anyone to get near him in marking contests and he's invented a way for fat lazy campaigners to play AA calibre football.

He's from the Brian Lake school.

 

[Isaac Cumming No 1]

34458"]Matt Kennedy at Carlton is probably our worst.[/QUOTE]
That's a surprise, I've never thought of him that way. All the talk last year was how beefed up and fit he was at the start 9f the season. He did have shoulder issues when he left, did he miss off season conditioning?

 

[Thrawn]

Anthony Mcdonald-Tipingwuti (Ive probably botched the spelling of that) is pretty fat.

I just call him Tutti-fruiti.

 

[Juddernaut08]

Jake Stringer is a big package.

 

[kranky al]

I'm sorry there have been individual cases of men being shamed on their appearance, but it's a bit of a false equivalence.

I disagree

Fat shaming crosses gender boundaries with no bias at all

It is incorrect to lump it in with general appearance - where i agree women cop it way worse than men - grey hair, age etc are scorned in women and ignored / even celebrated in men.

Fat shaming on the other hand is across the board.

 

[Thewlis Dish]

I disagree

Fat shaming crosses gender boundaries with no bias at all

It is incorrect to lump it in with general appearance - where i agree women cop it way worse than men - grey hair, age etc are scorned in women and ignored / even celebrated in men.

Fat shaming on the other hand is across the board.

I was more pointing out why there would likely be a different reaction if it was about AFLW players, not justifying that it's okay to fat shame men.

 

[robbos13]

Daniel wells currently