Fattest AFL player

[Carringbush2010]

Imagine if men had a history of their self worth being judged by their physical appearance.

And yet they aren't.

 

[Hobbes]

Does anybody else remember Grenville Dietrich?

(Yes, he didn't play AFL, but he did represent SA in a match they won against Victoria.)

 

[KermitJagger]

If we're looking at skinniest players you've gotta be looking straight at Eric Hipwood, Kade Simpson never really developed the body of a man either but his head is out of proportion as well.

If you're looking at fattest players, the most recent 'impactful' fat player would have to be Stuey Dew. Jeremy McGovern, Lindsay Thomas, Jarryd Waite, Brian Lake weren't/aren't that fat they just have odd, unfit looking bodies.

 

[ItsAllAboutMe]

Anybody know who would be the skinniest player of all-time?

Matty Lappin or David Burke.

 

[Heaps of fun]

Dylan Moore. 66 Kgs. Surely his ideal playing weight is 65 Kgs. Lay off the Bunnings snags fat boy!

Reminds me of Kayne "Sugar" Turner

 

[Simon_Says]

bootsma. Someone posted this back on like page 1 as a troll... so I cant claim it.

Anybody know who would be the skinniest player of all-time?

Cale Morton could challenge bootsy

 

[daffo]

Shane Mumford at the Cats.

 

[Boston tiger]

Mark “ fridge “ Roberts. In 2001 him and Kingy were charged with assaulting a hotdog seller.

 

[Runnin Blue]

Lindsay Thomas in his cameo appearance for Port this year. This was just after he made that bump.

Disgraceful condition of an AFL player given a second chance at another club.

 

[Anja_Nees]

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Dew lost some weight for a bit after his career but has put a lot on recently. It’s actually quite surprising given the recent trend of reasonably fit looking coaches.

 

[Mancey]

Anybody know who would be the skinniest player of all-time?

 

[Jiggyman]

Anybody know who would be the skinniest player of all-time?

Tony Notte. 194cm and 70kg when drafted.

 

[soupofficial]

There wasn't a lot of Josh Thurgood. If he stands side on, he ceases to exist.

 

[Rack Watts]

Probably P McCartin is number 1 currently on players regularly playing AFL

He's been eating concusstard.

 

[Bloody]

Imagine the uproar if the same thread was created about AFLW players

Also easy, the Adelaide FF


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[Rich01]

Anybody know who would be the skinniest player of all-time?

Christian Bock.

 

[Del165198]

Christian Bock.View attachment 500521

Holy moly those manute bol legs

 

[Tap Tap Tapperoo]

Kayne Turner a good nom for skinniest. He has weird looking skinny shoulders.

 

[Godchin]

Tony Notte. 194cm and 70kg when drafted.

Looks like 10kg of his weight is in his ****.

 

[Donakebab]

Christian Bock.View attachment 500521

When he was drafted at 18 he was 205cm and only 85kg and after 3 years he got up to a beefy 89kg. The ultimate beanpole.

Here he is struggling to stand against Earth's gravity.

 

[Boomerfan99]

Lindsay Thomas in his cameo appearance for Port this year. This was just after he made that bump.

Disgraceful condition of an AFL player given a second chance at another club.

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Comeon show us a picture of your rockhard abs!

 

[Boomerfan99]

There wasn't a lot of Josh Thurgood. If he stands side on, he ceases to exist.


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Poor bloke was belted with ugly stick.

 

[Tap Tap Tapperoo]

The man mountain himself, Cale Morton.

 

[Runnin Blue]

Comeon show us a picture of your rockhard abs!

I’ve got less of a gut than Lindsay and I drink beer like it’s going out of business and I don’t get paid to play football.

Like I said, disgraceful condition for an AFL player.







Do you still want the photo?

 

[Del183359]

Jeremy McGovern