Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Twinkletoes]

Dat Charlie Sheen is a crazy Old...reading the dribs and drabs this past week of his life is just 'really? Gagf....really. ...gagf....really?'

He's certainly lived a full life enroute though eh? The only surprise is that he was surprised to contract HIV after regularly bedding down with multiple prostitutes sans protection.

 

[KiwiRoo]

I know. When I have a day without some form of back pain I'm genuinely surprised. And I'm only 27!

That's not cool Miss Kate. Hopefully something comes up in the medical field that fixes it all for you

 

[KiwiRoo]

Call centres....hate them with a passion.
I rang my electricity provider the other day to tell them I was moving house. The automated message said the queue was 50 mins long !
50 mins !!..you could ring most of NZ up in 50 minutes !
and every 30 seconds they kept telling me how much they valued my business.. what a crock, if you value my business.....answer your F%^*en phones !

 

[chugginon]

I get grumpy when being tail gated on a highway , and I am just on the speed limit . In a small car, and the huge truck behind me . If I put my brakes on, how do they know ? Too close to see my brake lights

 

[Boozeroo]

 

[Boozeroo]

Star Wars Battlefield. Ruined by 16 yo level 847 gamers.

 

[Gasometer]

Star Wars Battlefield. Ruined by 16 yo level 847 gamers.

Please explain to us pensioners wtf you are talking about. ..?

 

[Gasometer]

Reminds of what one ghost said to the other ghost, 'do you believe in humans?'

 

[Gasometer]

TODAY on Nien this morning one big ad for P&O .

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Linking here for the perusal of you other grumpy bums as per Gaso's suggestion.


http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/index.php?posts/42142731

 

[Gasometer]

Silly young buck didn't use the hand brake.

Disgrace.

Actually those that drive autos...do you use both feet or one foot for pedals.

Ongoing argument in Car Guide on Fridays recently as to what is best.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Silly young buck didn't use the hand brake.

Disgrace.

Actually those that drive autos...do you use both feet or one foot for pedals.

Ongoing argument in Car Guide on Fridays recently as to what is best.

One foot for me, old school style. Plus I drive auto at home manual at work, I'd probably go through the windscreen if I got them mixed up both feet style.

 

[Gasometer]

Yep right foot here.

Paul Gover both feet for 30 years.

 

[Gasometer]

 

[muttley45]

Get home from mates place after watching Cricket, switch on Foxfooty and there goes old mate Kerridge slotting through his 6th to help Crows get up, 13 sec on clock and a Petrenko volley seals the deal

 

[Heaps of fun]

Get home from mates place after watching Cricket, switch on Foxfooty and there goes old mate Kerridge slotting through his 6th to help Crows get up, 13 sec on clock and a Petrenko volley seals the deal

Delist Atley.

 

[Skarrz]

The orange on our new apparel is growing on me, reminds me of the Seahawks in the NFL who incorporated fluoro green into their uniforms and it actually looks fantastic. Know there's tradition but sometimes change can be good

 

[blackshadow]

The orange on our new apparel is growing on me, reminds me of the Seahawks in the NFL who incorporated fluoro green into their uniforms and it actually looks fantastic. Know there's tradition but sometimes change can be good

I don't think you belong here!

 

[Gasometer]

If the orange is hi vis orange and inproves the safety of our players and staff, I am all for it.

 

[Dirty_11]

That big advert for new retro AFL woollen jumpers seen on the freeway near Dynon road. The f***ing building it is on is sitting about a drop punt away from Arden st and it has every Victorian side plus Sydney shown and no North Melbourne. Pisses me off no end and I hope the person/s involved die a slow, horrible death.

 

[Dirty_11]

Get home from mates place after watching Cricket, switch on Foxfooty and there goes old mate Kerridge slotting through his 6th to help Crows get up, 13 sec on clock and a Petrenko volley seals the deal

Still having nightmares over that debacle, I should really see someone about it. At least they are not as prevalent now that the Collingwood game third quarter gets it turn. The 94 prelim also has me waking in a cold sweat once or twice a year.

 

[Gasometer]

That Facebook thing is a rabbit warren of shit....searching for someone, finds person, looks at friends...yikes, friends with Ex GF's best forgotten about from 25 years ago.

.... ...let sleeping dogs lie....

 

[Gasometer]

Still having nightmares over that debacle, I should really see someone about it. At least they are not as prevalent now that the Collingwood game third quarter gets it turn. The 94 prelim also has me waking in a cold sweat once or twice a year.

There is one other year that takes the cake for all of them....thankfully erased from the history records.






Jarman.

 

[Gasometer]

Grade 6 Graduation. ...wtf.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Grade 6 Graduation. ...wtf.

I ran amok at mine.