Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[goalieboy82]

when we play the Saints, the banner should say this:
front
tonight we are going to make the saints cry (and then some)
on back
just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

 

[True North]

Can we start the 2018 game day thread? 2017 is going to be a terrible year, I'd rather it not begin.

 

[Gasometer]

Can we start the 2018 game day thread? 2017 is going to be a terrible year, I'd rather it not begin.

No.

 

[Firestarter]

Can we start the 2018 game day thread? 2017 is going to be a terrible year, I'd rather it not begin.

At least people would have Scott's definite and Swallow's potential retirements with which to look forward.

 

[True North]

No.

Far too optimistic a response for the grumpy thread.

 

[Boozeroo]

Geez I hate NYE. A night for those who think overindulging is a bigger bowl of dessert and an extra glass of moscato.

 

[True North]

I hate Hollywood. Just watched a trailer for the "biggest" 30 films to be released in 2017. Only 1 is an original. It's pretty much an indictment on humanity.

 

[Dodecahedron]

Naughty date ads are back on BF mobile access.
'Women that always say yes.'
'Darling...I am watching every game from Friday to Sunday twilight this weekend. I will be available Saturday and Sunday morning for 3 Hours each'.
'Yes.'
Is this what they are talking about?

Now it's Jenny Craig ad.
And ironically myob...

Googling hot, fat accountants again Gaso?

 

[shniko11]

New Years is ok for the ten second countdoun a ten minutes or so of fireworks.
But Woof not like all them fireworks.

 

[Firestarter]

I hate Hollywood. Just watched a trailer for the "biggest" 30 films to be released in 2017. Only 1 is an original. It's pretty much an indictment on humanity.

How many superhero movies?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Hmmm. No responses since your original complaint. You had one eggnog too many and shagged the ex, didn't you?

Not enough Scotch in Scotland my friend

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

**** that is seriously bad form. Did you talk about it after


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

Do tell...how did it go?

Still talking to Mum?

Went poorly to say the least. Haven't spoken to my mum, nor has my brothers or Dad who share similar feeling about her

 

[Gasometer]

Googling hot, fat accountants again Gaso?

Apparently hot fat accountants in Mauritius....'Air Mauritius' at the top atm.

Never been there, never want to go there, never googled there, like the others.

 

[Gasometer]

Went poorly to say the least. Haven't spoken to my mum, nor has my brothers or Dad who share similar feeling about her

Poorly.

Hmmm....did anyone speak?

 

[giantroo]

New Years is ok for the ten second coundoun a ten minutes or so of fireworks.
But Woof not like all them fireworks.

NYE is so meh. Much prefer to sleep through like I have done in the past.

 

[Roozee]

NYE is so meh. Much prefer to sleep through like I have done in the past.

You sleep?????

 

[True North]

How many superhero movies?

I can't quite remember, however over 50% would be close to true.

Saw VIII
Pirates of the Carribean 5?

The above were notable because nobody watched the last installment of either and yet they prefer to fund this ahead of something new. The last episode of Saw had less people watch it on opening weekend than the Good Friday game will get.

 

[True North]

Heat and humidity both make me grumpy. My office was cooler than my house this morning. Not often do I roll around the office carpet wallowing in the perfectly chilled environment. I was glad to be back, that is pretty sick.

 

[Kimbo]

People who recite phone numbers (too) quickly and don't repeat them. Worse, when they recite mobile numbers in groups other than 4, 3, 3. (Instead of 0412 345 678, they day 041 234 567 8 or some other weird arse version.)

People who say 'next Sunday', when they mean 'this (coming) Sunday'. I know this is completely contestable, but it still bugs me.

 

[Firestarter]

People who recite phone numbers (too) quickly and don't repeat them. Worse, when they recite mobile numbers in groups other than 4, 3, 3. (Instead of 0412 345 678, they day 041 234 567 8 or some other weird arse version.)

People who say 'next Sunday', when they mean 'this (coming) Sunday'. I know this is completely contestable, but it still bugs me.

Whoops. I'm more like

04 xxx xx xxx.

 

[Gasometer]

The weather at Katamatite South atm is amazing.

These clouds are all over the shop.

It is unlike anything I have ever seen.

 

[Gasometer]

People who recite phone numbers (too) quickly and don't repeat them. Worse, when they recite mobile numbers in groups other than 4, 3, 3. (Instead of 0412 345 678, they day 041 234 567 8 or some other weird arse version.)

People who say 'next Sunday', when they mean 'this (coming) Sunday'. I know this is completely contestable, but it still bugs me.

I go

0000 000 000

 

[True North]

The weather at Katamatite South atm is amazing.

These clouds are all over the shop.

It is unlike anything I have ever seen.

Princess Leia died and the Death Star is attacking Earth. I just had Thunder that shook my back teeth.

 

[Gasometer]

Princess Leia died and the Death Star is attacking Earth. I just had Thunder that shook my back teeth.

It truly is pointless weather.

Can't swim get hit by lightning
Can't walk ^
Can't ride ^
Can't throw ^
Can't catch ^
Can't bat ^

Wait a m

 

[chugginon]

It truly is pointless weather.

Can't swim get hit by lightning
Can't walk ^
Can't ride ^
Can't throw ^
Can't catch ^
Can't bat ^

Wait a m

Oh Poor Yorick..... umm Gaso