Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[fool]

Everybody lub fools.

shit... so i shouldnt have just cut my toes off too prove im a fool!!!!

*fool falls over as he can't balance properly without toes*

 

[RobZombie]

shit... so i shouldnt have just cut my toes off too prove im a fool!!!!

*fool falls over as he can't balance properly without toes*

And now we have to pity ...

Never mind.

 

[blackshadow]

And now we have to pity ...

Never mind.

Damnit! I've reached my weekly BA Baracus picture quota!

 

[Twinkletoes]

shit... so i shouldnt have just cut my toes off too prove im a fool!!!!

*fool falls over as he can't balance properly without toes*

I'm all toes and still a fool, albeit fairly well balanced............but not always.

 

[ansonholt]

Anson does not Lub Tan Blockers.

Feeling your rage...

Lets workshop it

Hey Gaso, I understand that you might not necessarily be a runner, but shouldn't you at least be galloping?

 

[KiwiRoo]

Hey Gaso, I understand that you might not necessarily be a runner, but shouldn't you at least be galloping?

Now that is an excellent point. Gaso were you ever a runner (galloper) ?

 

[Gasometer]

Hey Gaso, I understand that you might not necessarily be a runner, but shouldn't you at least be galloping?

I ride 30km every morning. ..many a grumpy tale about ****wit drivers including this mornings garbage truck and b double campaigners.

 

[fool]

I'm all toes and still a fool, albeit fairly well balanced............but not always.

i decided to google toes and found this beauty

 

[Gasometer]

^ ...looks like TT's toes after the Gold Coast game. Twinkletoes

 

[KiwiRoo]

^ ...looks like TT's toes after the Gold Coast game. Twinkletoes

Not a lot of twinkle there !

 

[rippersnipper]

I thoroughly dislike song covers, especially by campaigners on YouTube or any other form of social media. I also hate talking on the phone, don't even pick up for my best mates.

 

[Donkey Chop]

I thoroughly dislike song covers, especially by campaigners on YouTube or any other form of social media. I also hate talking on the phone, don't even pick up for my best mates.

Yeah telegrams are where it's at. Especially if you live in 1916

 

[muttley45]

Since registering the home phone number for the Government recommended Do Not Call Register, the number of crank calls from Phillipines/India and who knows where regarding govt schemes for downlights, solar panels and computer viruses have increased exponentially

 

[Donkey Chop]

Since registering the home phone number for the Government recommended Do Not Call Register, the number of crank calls from Phillipines/India and who knows where regarding govt schemes for downlights, solar panels and computer viruses have increased exponentially

Try having your business registered on yellow pages and that, **** me all I get is spam calls. I don't answer any numbers that aren't 03 or mobiles.

 

[Gasometer]

Many many years ago Gaso went to the USA....some 25 years ago.

Gaso has $1000 credit limit.

Has to make an interview time with Bank Manager.

Bank Manager says you have only been working a little while...so 'yeh nah, you cant increase it to $2K.'

Gaso goes to USA with $1000 credit not very happy.

Fast fwd to three days ago. Credit card company calls and asks me if I would like to double my credit limit from $4500 to $9000, over the phone approval.

GAGF.

 

[The Other Dean]

Yeah telegrams are where it's at.

Well, la-di-da. Get a look at Mr. Technology over here.

You haven't lived until you've tasted pigeon spam.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Since registering the home phone number for the Government recommended Do Not Call Register, the number of crank calls from Phillipines/India and who knows where regarding govt schemes for downlights, solar panels and computer viruses have increased exponentially

The only way to deal with phone calls you don't want ,is to tell them to hang on while you get the home owner ,then just put the phone down beside you.
They normally hang on for about 2-3 mins then they hang up.
It works...I don't get those calls any more so must have been taken off the database. Plus it makes you feel good that you're wasting their time not yours !

 

[KiwiRoo]

Well, la-di-da. Get a look at Mr. Technology over here.

You haven't lived until you've tasted pigeon spam.

better coverage than my current phone !

 

[Gasometer]

The only way to deal with phone calls you don't want ,is to tell them to hang on while you get the home owner ,then just put the phone down beside you.
They normally hang on for about 2-3 mins then they hang up.
It works...I don't get those calls any more so must have been taken off the database. Plus it makes you feel good that you're wasting their time not yours !

Also if you have little people under 5 years ....put them on for a chat.

 

[Gasometer]

Christmas Day family get togethers.....the pre planning. ..I mean ****ing bitching...is makin'
me a....

Grumpy.

 

[Only Forwards]

Many many years ago Gaso went to the USA....some 25 years ago.

Gaso has $1000 credit limit.

Has to make an interview time with Bank Manager.

Bank Manager says you have only been working a little while...so 'yeh nah, you cant increase it to $2K.'

Gaso goes to USA with $1000 credit not very happy.

Fast fwd to three days ago. Credit card company calls and asks me if I would like to double my credit limit from $4500 to $9000, over the phone approval.

GAGF.

Now you've been working a little while +25 years.

Proven that they won't have to write off the debt, and that they'll likely make a decent amount back should you accept the higher limit.

Don't take it though, it's a trap.

 

[Gasometer]

Now you've been working a little while +25 years.

Proven that they won't have to write off the debt, and that they'll likely make a decent amount back should you accept the higher limit.

Don't take it though, it's a trap.

Tricky mofos

 

[fool]

The only way to deal with phone calls you don't want ,is to tell them to hang on while you get the home owner ,then just put the phone down beside you.
They normally hang on for about 2-3 mins then they hang up.
It works...I don't get those calls any more so must have been taken off the database. Plus it makes you feel good that you're wasting their time not yours !

I like to keep them on the line as long as possible before hanging up, keep them talking about the finer details "also known as BS" and i don't get many calls anymore. I like to think im doing my part for the community by wasting as much of their time as i can

 

[Shermanator]

Having to remember Passwords, all 500 of them..

Yeah, that shits me!

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

My phone bill is a bitch even when receiving calls.