Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Samsquanch]

How's the sickness?

Hojuman be careful. If Nate7 is asking about "sickness" we are probably best to assume that he's talking about "sickness".

 

[Hojuman]

You in the philippines? Hope you didn't take your tastebuds.

Diet appalling. Either deep fried or smothered with sugar.

Got back early a.m.

Lovely people.

 

[Hojuman]

How's the sickness?

Better thanks Nate. Took San Miguel t.d.s. and cured it

 

[Orange Peanut]

Melbourne’s outer east has some big backyards.
The cargo net wouldn’t ‘fit in’ I would assume in terms of the design.

Again I think continual relocation is the only option here

How Outer East are you tazaa?

Our pool heater doesn't work, last year a duck landed in our water and got straight back out again. I wondered if it was just too cold for him, and used it to justify not getting the heater fixed.

Friends from nearby suburbs are struggling heaps with them this year.

 

[tazaa]

How Outer East are you tazaa?

Our pool heater doesn't work, last year a duck landed in our water and got straight back out again. I wondered if it was just too cold for him, and used it to justify not getting the heater fixed.

Friends from nearby suburbs are struggling heaps with them this year.

Donvale

It’s a mare. The ducks if they visited and ****ed off would be no issue but they hang around and create a mess.

 

[Hojuman]

Donvale

It’s a mare. The ducks if they visited and f’ed off would be no issue but they hang around and create a mess.

Sounds like you " quacked " the sad's Taz

 

[blackshadow]

Sounds like you " quacked " the sad's Taz

Dad jokes thread that way ----->

 

[Nate7]

Sounds like you " quacked " the sad's Taz

Jetlag obviously not hitting you!

 

[muttley45]

Better thanks Nate. Took San Miguel t.d.s. and cured it

Come on Hoj, 1 or 2 Balut will make a new man of you, do they still have Red Horse over proof beer over there ?

 

[Hojuman]

Come on Hoj, 1 or 2 Balut will make a new man of you, do they still have Red Horse over proof beer over there ?

Still. Nice with a spicy nasi goreng

 

[Gasometer]

It’s Halloween

 

[krakouers]

It’s Halloween

Missus is from a country that celebrates it but honestly, its just another day to me
Never understood why anyone made a fuss until I met her

Edit: Its tomorrow apparently

 

[Samsquanch]

It’s Halloween

FFS. Gorn early.

 

[Gasometer]

...and so it is

Still crap though

 

[Gasometer]

U2 tickets

Concert is 16 days away and still can’t print at Ticketmaster

Crap as well

 

[Samsquanch]

U2 tickets

Concert is 16 days away and still can’t print at Ticketmaster

Crap as well

Gee. How old is Sting these days?

 

[Hojuman]

U2 tickets

Concert is 16 days away and still can’t print at Ticketmaster

Crap as well

Ticketmaster or U2 ?

 

[blackshadow]

Gee. How old is Sting these days?

Ticketmaster or U2 ?

All three above.

Ranking of crapness

3 Ticketmaster
2 U2
1 Sting

 

[Hojuman]

All three above.

Ranking of crapness

3 Ticketmaster
2 U2
1 Sting

Could never get the U2 thing. Always seem to be trying to hard. Meh.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Could never get the U2 thing. Always seem to be trying to hard. Meh.

Early
Later

 

[Gasometer]

Early
Later

Pretty much
This is the Joshua Tree front to back so it’s on the money and wouldn’t be going if it wasn’t
The last decade of music has been utter pretentious shit

 

[Gasometer]

Actually 2000’s All that you cant leave behind was decent enough

 

[Nate7]

It's hot? 18 degrees at 9pm.

 

[tazaa]

Sounds like you " quacked " the sad's Taz

Ha
It’s not my problem but somehow it is my problem mate

I don’t even use the ****er

I think the ducks have exhausted their time in this thread

 

[krakouers]

Fellow Grumpies,

Why in an empty carpark (6am local), do you park in between 2 cars?

Went to the IGA this morning to get some supplies and parked the car a spot away from the only other car in the carpark, and this knob parks straight in between my car and the only other car in the carpark?

I swear, any car I drive is a magnet for people parking right beside me