Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[ferball]

Pretty crappy job if you ask me.

It'd give you the shits wouldn't it...

 

[KiwiRoo]

…cough….GenX

what year does the Boomers become Gen x ?
I think I may have mis labelled myself

ps I could google it, but Im old and don't do technology

 

[Hojuman]

what year does the Boomers become Gen x ?
I think I may have mis labelled myself

ps I could google it, but Im old and don't do technology

 

[Ligma]

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I am a traditional thank you very much.

MY GRANDSON TOLD HIS FRIEND TO GET HIM A BAG FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. SHOULD I GIVE HIM ONE OF MY CROCHET BAGS THEY HOLD QUITE ALOT.

- MARGRET

sent from my iphone

 

[Gasometer]

Thread needs more Horace at the moment

 

[KiwiRoo]

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still X..

 

[KiwiRoo]

I am a traditional thank you very much.

MY GRANDSON TOLD HIS FRIEND TO GET HIM A BAG FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. SHOULD I GIVE HIM ONE OF MY CROCHET BAGS THEY HOLD QUITE ALOT.

- MARGRET

sent from my iphone

Sachx are you taking the colostomy bag out of the oldies on here ?

 

[Ligma]

This is Brian and I at our school formal in 1983. My high school sweetheart and now hubby. I miss the good old days,,,,, now there are pesky gen Z’s running around.

LOL and WAP!!

Regards from Mary

SENT FROM IPHONE

 

[danj]

“Victorian authorities visited 250 households where people were supposed to be isolating on red zone permits on Tuesday and found five addresses where people were “either deliberately not isolating or were out”.”

Find them fine then send them back to Sydney, selfish morons. I hope to hell they are not going to wreck my weekend, if we go into lockdown before Sunday’s match I will be very very grumpy

 

[Lomas]

“Victorian authorities visited 250 households where people were supposed to be isolating on red zone permits on Tuesday and found five addresses where people were “either deliberately not isolating or were out”.”

Find them fine then send them back to Sydney, selfish morons. I hope to hell they are not going to wreck my weekend, if we go into lockdown before Sunday’s match I will be very very grumpy

Back in my day the drop in was a good thing. Always had some nice biscuits ready to go.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

“Victorian authorities visited 250 households where people were supposed to be isolating on red zone permits on Tuesday and found five addresses where people were “either deliberately not isolating or were out”.”

Find them fine then send them back to Sydney, selfish morons. I hope to hell they are not going to wreck my weekend, if we go into lockdown before Sunday’s match I will be very very grumpy

Well....



...there you go!

 

[Gasometer]

“Victorian authorities visited 250 households where people were supposed to be isolating on red zone permits on Tuesday and found five addresses where people were “either deliberately not isolating or were out”.”

Find them fine then send them back to Sydney, selfish morons. I hope to hell they are not going to wreck my weekend, if we go into lockdown before Sunday’s match I will be very very grumpy

 

[Hojuman]

Back in my day the drop in was a good thing. Always had some nice biscuits ready to go.

Tim Tams ? Shortbread creams ? Please, not the Monte Carlo's ?

 

[Gasometer]

Tim Tams ? Shortbread creams ? Please, not the Monte Carlo's ?

Home made banana cake

 

[Intothewind]

Wife always waits until I'm in bed before asking if I turned the outside light off. (which I never have).

Fridge always lets me sit down on the couch before beeping that I've left the door open.

On Pixel 4a using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Hojuman]

Home made banana cake

You tried some dessicated coconut in the recipe Gaso ?

 

[Gasometer]

You tried some dessicated coconut in the recipe Gaso ?

Dedicated coconut = Quickeze

 

[Lomas]

Just had a staff member email me to say that he didn't get the report in on Friday because he felt pressured, and won't be sending it through now because it will be unfairly judged because it was late. He is 27 years old.

 

[blackshadow]

Just had a staff member email me to say that he didn't get the report in on Friday because he felt pressured, and won't be sending it through now because it will be unfairly judged because it was late. He is 27 years old.

Just fire the lazy s**t.

 

[Lomas]

Just fire the lazy sh*t.

Yep, I'll be asking his manager to let him go first thing in the morning.

 

[Hojuman]

When you get the Yarra Water reminder last week about no water on the 5/8/21 from 9a.m. til 1p.m. and someone you are married too and shall remain nameless for privacy reasons throws it in the recycle bin, leaving you wondering why on the 5/8/21 you have no water early doors.

 

[koshari]

When you get the Yarra Water reminder last week about no water on the 5/8/21 from 9a.m. til 1p.m. and someone you are married too and shall remain nameless for privacy reasons throws it in the recycle bin, leaving you wondering why on the 5/8/21 you have no water early doors.

i manage my own water now.... just ordered some indiator balls for the tanks so the other half can see how much water in the tank from the kitchen window, might influance here putting dishwasher on half full all the time.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

i manage my own water now.... just ordered some indiator balls for the tanks so the other half can see how much water in the tank from the kitchen window, might influance here putting dishwasher on half full all the time.

I need one of those. My wife is obsessed with using the washing machine. It's constant background noise in our home (I'm hearing the delightful whirring and spluttering as I type this).

 

[Ligma]

Just had a staff member email me to say that he didn't get the report in on Friday because he felt pressured, and won't be sending it through now because it will be unfairly judged because it was late. He is 27 years old.

Can u hire me plz

 

[Lomas]

Can u hire me plz

Already offered someone the job today, sorry.