Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Passmore]

dangerous making promises you cant keep.


also was was sick on back lawn, missed out on my steak for dinner as i went to bed :-(

That’s a hell of an effort my friend. You’ve disgraced yourself in public, then converted the extra point at home. Bravo.

Brings a tear to my old, nostalgic eye. Sadly these days I’d be recovering for a week.

 

[koshari]

That’s a hell of an effort my friend. You’ve disgraced yourself in public, then converted the extra point at home. Bravo.

Brings a tear to my old, nostalgic eye. Sadly these days I’d be recovering for a week.

whos to say it didnt take me a week to recover, well at least 3 days.... then had to soldier on through the warm mist of the hangover doing chores so the missus didnt get the satisfaction of thinking i was paying the price ( which i was of course :-( ).

 

[koshari]

The phone version of this site is practically unreadable due to the size and frequency of the Ads.

We have so many damn stickies that fill up half the page…we nearly need another Board for North stickies.

Shut up and buy a membership is where it’s heading

that popup add that comes up from the bottom actually obscures the post button, terrible mobile implementation.

 

[koshari]

he he that brings back memories Koshari ! My missus quite rightly put the foot down on my drunken escapades. Being bought home in a police van was the last straw. That was after trying to climb a wire mesh fence and getting the back of my jeans hooked on the top, with the only choice i had was to bounce until i ripped the arse end of my pants out. Landed on the ground walked 10 metres and the police van pulled up with 2 laughing cops in it. made their night they reckoned and they were kind enough to give me a ride home.
so promised the wife I'd pull my horns in, and I have. Don't miss it to be honest either

to be honest i really didnt plan to end up as bad as i was, planets just sort of aligned, i reckon 3 or 4 schooners less and it would've been the perfect session. sometimes the line isnt so obvious.

 

[koshari]

AdBlock for Samsung Internet - Apps on Google Play

Specifically for Samsung Internet: block annoying ads, browse faster, save data.

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pity it only works on samsung browser,

 

[big_e]

Unless you are trying to emulate Mr Lifto or puppeteers Simon Morley or David Friend. Then I think it would be an advantage.

I did meet David Friend once - absolute spinout, really nice guy. I kinda fanboi-d him, tbh.

 

[Lomas]

I did meet David Friend once - absolute spinout, really nice guy. I kinda fanboi-d him, tbh.

He found Friend in e

 

[Samsquanch]

I did meet David Friend once - absolute spinout, really nice guy. I kinda fanboi-d him, tbh.

Hope you didn't ask him for the time










I met Mr Lifto and The Enigma at a Jim Rose Circus Sideshow performance. Only for a few minutes while they signed a T-shirt. The Enigma was fairly normal.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

I did meet David Friend once - absolute spinout, really nice guy. I kinda fanboi-d him, tbh.

Did you introduce yourself as Big E and then prove it?

 

[Ligma]

Things that shit me is when people DON’T READ THE SIGNS IT LITERALLY SAYS CARD ONLY FFS OPEN UR EYES.

 

[krakouers]

Things that sh*t me is when people DON’T READ THE SIGNS IT LITERALLY SAYS CARD ONLY FFS OPEN UR EYES.

COS YOU WONT WRITE IT BIG ENOUGH SO WHEN WE DONT HAVE GLASSES ON WE CAN READ IT!
Also, why so loud?

 

[blackshadow]

I did meet David Friend once - absolute spinout, really nice guy. I kinda fanboi-d him, tbh.

I've knocked around with Friendy quite a bit over the years. Top bloke.

 

[Ligma]

COS YOU WONT WRITE IT BIG ENOUGH SO WHEN WE DONT HAVE GLASSES ON WE CAN READ IT!
Also, why so loud?

IT IS LITERALLY A HUGE SIGN.

Because I’m exhausted ppl shit me when they just stare at me while they are in line and I just serve people. Or when they just leave their clothes in their change rooms.

 

[krakouers]

IT IS LITERALLY A HUGE SIGN.

Because I’m exhausted ppl sh*t me when they just stare at me while they are in line and I just serve people. Or when they just leave their clothes in their change rooms.

Welcome to retail…

 

[blackshadow]

Things that sh*t me is when people DON’T READ THE SIGNS IT LITERALLY SAYS CARD ONLY FFS OPEN UR EYES.

Even worse is dimwits turning up to express checkouts with a trolley full of shit.

There should be be an automatic cut off with warning lights and big fart noises to humiliate the stupid selfish arseholes when the item limit is exceeded.

 

[krakouers]

Even worse is dimwits turning up to express checkouts with a trolley full of sh*t.

There should be be an automatic cut off with warning lights and sirens to humiliate the stupid selfish arseholes when the item limit is exceeded.

 

[Ligma]

Welcome to retail…

I KNOW and it sucks because i was on today to cover some ppls breaks and literally it was just customer after customer and like they want us to multitask but HOW WHEN WE LITERALLY HAVE ONE CUSTKMER AFTER ANOTHER.

I literally needed my inhaler because I was dying but I had a full on long line.

 

[Samsquanch]

I've hung around with Friendy quite a bit over the years. Top bloke.

FIFY.

 

[Ligma]

And customers look at you like you’ve literally committed murder when they see me take a sip of water

 

[Samsquanch]

Even worse is dimwits turning up to express checkouts with a trolley full of sh*t.

There should be be an automatic cut off with warning lights and big fart noises to humiliate the stupid selfish arseholes when the item limit is exceeded.

And, the register should only be able to scan 8 Items max






Did you see the early episode of the Chaser when Chas rocked up to the express checkout with a full trolley. He had about 40 packets of chips, arguing that they were all the same so they count as one item.

Purile, but entertaining.

 

[Lomas]

Things that sh*t me is when people DON’T READ THE SIGNS IT LITERALLY SAYS CARD ONLY FFS OPEN UR EYES.

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign.

 

[Lomas]

Even worse is dimwits turning up to express checkouts with a trolley full of sh*t.

There should be be an automatic cut off with warning lights and big fart noises to humiliate the stupid selfish arseholes when the item limit is exceeded.

I got banned from a Big W in my youth after confronting this behavior.

 

[Lomas]

IT IS LITERALLY A HUGE SIGN.

Because I’m exhausted ppl sh*t me when they just stare at me while they are in line and I just serve people. Or when they just leave their clothes in their change rooms.

TBF, where I shop you are asked to leave clothes you aren’t buying in the changing rooms so they can be rehung.
Not the clothes you walked in wearing of course.

 

[Ligma]

TBF, where I shop you are asked to leave clothes you aren’t buying in the changing rooms so they can be rehung.
Not the clothes you walked in wearing of course.

We always say: could you please leave it on the rail or on the chair when you leave.

 

[Lomas]

We always say: could you please leave it on the rail or on the chair when you leave.

Fair enough. I always have some creepy person lurking outside the room to ensure their commission.