Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Gasometer]

People who want to talk to me when I'm working shit me. Read the ques people and **** off. I don't care where you're next holiday is and I certainly don't give a rats arse about your pets health condition.

Everbody lub Lorne.

IUB says hi.

IschenkoUBeauty

 

[Lorne Malvo]

Also Guy Pearce shits me. Has to have the most punchable head in Australian Film

 

[Lorne Malvo]

Everbody lub Lorne.

IUB says hi.

IschenkoUBeauty

Lub shits me

 

[Gasometer]

Lub shits me

One says lub shits him.

One wanted 90K people at a final to chant 'everybody lub IUB '.

...cant win.


IschenkoUBeauty

 

[Lorne Malvo]

One says lub shits him.

One wanted 90K people at a final to chant 'everybody lub IUB '.

...cant win.


IschenkoUBeauty

I saw this as a thread for a grumpy man to express himself

 

[Gasometer]

I saw this as a thread for a grumpy man to express himself

It is...


,,,but lubber boy is not biting so must be either on phone to this month's sheila or with her...all good...







IschenkoUBeauty

 

[rippersnipper]

I hate pretty much everyone who I have ever met. Does that count.

 

[Orange Peanut]

Anyone who was not alive when the trots were on Saturday night tv on Ch 7.

Paleface Adios ftw

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

As I get older I feel Aussie mateship is dying; The old look out for each other trait.

Some workplaces actually encourage you to dob in a mate now and give bonuses accordingly. Disgraceful!

Yep. C***s.

 

[Gasometer]

Paleface Adios ftw

I will raise you Ernie Sigley.

 

[Gasometer]

I hate pretty much everyone who I have ever met. Does that count.

Reminds me of TISM's line, 'even shit shits me'.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

It says on my profile that I have 6 warning points. Does that mean 6 people no lub?

 

[Only Forwards]

It says on my profile that I have 6 warning points. Does that mean 6 people no lub?

It would be more like 6 people 'officially' no lub IUB.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

It is...


,,,but lubber boy is not biting so must be either on phone to this month's sheilas or with them...all good...







IschenkoUBeauty

EFA

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

One of the sheilas had a problem with me being too drunk to go and see her the other night. So she has to go.

 

[rippersnipper]

Reminds me of TISM's line, 'even shit shits me'.

I prefer shit over most people though

 

[shniko11]

Hearing Mark Bosnich laugh.

 

[Twinkletoes]

Define young

24 and under.

That'll do, and early appointments shit me, being a friggin nightowl. F*** that! At least I won't be driving East to the appointment towards the glare of the rising sun I guess.

 

[The Other Dean]

I prefer shit over most people though

Okay, now you're just being fecesious.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Ian Healy.........

How ironic he called Ranatunga a "fat c&$t".....

People in glass houses Ian...........

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Ian Healy.........

How ironic he called Ranatunga a "fat c&$t".....

People in glass houses Ian...........

That 90s boys club are the worst commentators, Slator and Taylor particularly.

 

[Gasometer]

It says on my profile that I have 6 warning points. Does that mean 6 people no lub?

One would be for inciting 90k to lub you in Sept.

 

[Gasometer]

Snakes.

Two metre longs dead on road this morning.

Disconcerting when you are riding towards them assuming they are d e a d.

Assuming. ...

 

[Gasometer]

Ian Healy.........

How ironic he called Ranatunga a "fat c&$t".....

People in glass houses Ian...........

He would have smarmy reply about him currently not being an elite athlete as was the case back then.

 

[goalieboy82]