Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Gasometer]

World in a very strange scenario ATM however the grumpies are remarkably content.

I think the angst is happening in the Covid19 Thread.

I have 15 rolls of Dunny paper left and am hoping stocks come in the next week

 

[Hojuman]

I think the angst is happening in the Covid19 Thread.

I have 15 rolls of Dunny paper left and am hoping stocks come in the next week

Assuming metamucil stocks are worthless Gaso.

 

[Gasometer]

Assuming metamucil stocks are worthless Gaso.

..don’t give me the shitz Hojy

 

[koshari]

I think the angst is happening in the Covid19 Thread.

I have 15 rolls of Dunny paper left and am hoping stocks come in the next week

15 rolls should last weeks, unless you have embarked upon a new paper mache career.

 

[Gasometer]

15 rolls should last weeks, unless you have embarked upon a new paper mache career.

1 bloke and 2 females

Sure. Ok.

 

[D23D]

1 bloke and 2 females

Sure. Ok.

Same as my house. I reckon we (they!) use nearly a roll a day!

 

[koshari]

1 bloke and 2 females

Sure. Ok.

oh....... forget that last post then.

 

[Samsquanch]

1 bloke and 2 females

Sure. Ok.

Same as my house. I reckon we (they!) use nearly a roll a day!

Show them this...

 

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[blackshadow]

I just cracked open a 48 roll brick...

 

[koshari]

I just cracked open a 48 roll brick...

remember when you could take 24 into the G.

 

[krakouers]

remember when you could take 24 into the G.

Full rolls, not the half shiite

 

[Gasometer]

Toilet paper has arrived in the Goulburn Valley.

 

[Gasometer]

Why is Getaway on seeking bookings before March 31st?

 

[koshari]

kids all pulled out of school and the kid next door has rediscovered his enthusiasm for basketball and his drumkit, at this rate the wife may have to hide the key to the gunsafe.

 

[Gasometer]

kids all pulled out of school and the kid next door has rediscovered his enthusiasm for basketball and his drumkit, at this rate the wife may have to hide the key to the gunsafe.

Is the basketball hitting a Colour Bond Fence? That’s a winning noise

 

[koshari]

Is the basketball hitting a Colour Bond Fence? That’s a winning noise

it aint much nicer hitting the treated pine palings,

 

[tazaa]

kids all pulled out of school and the kid next door has rediscovered his enthusiasm for basketball and his drumkit, at this rate the wife may have to hide the key to the gunsafe.

Do what needs to be done

 

[muttley45]

So glad I had my hip replacement operation (after 18 months wait) last October, and not on a waiting list now, it could be years before those sort of surgeries are back up again, sad, but totally understandable in the Corona virus situation.

 

[Gasometer]

Glad we didn’t go ahead with renovating bathrooms. That would have wiped any savings.

 

[koshari]

Glad we didn’t go ahead with renovating bathrooms. That would have wiped any savings.

hows your dunny roll situation going gaso?

 

[Nate7]

Glad we didn’t go ahead with renovating bathrooms. That would have wiped any savings.

Are you enjoying all the latest Getaway adverts for Scenic?

 

[Hojuman]

Glad we didn’t go ahead with renovating bathrooms. That would have wiped any savings.

But did you get your locks chopped ?

 

[Gasometer]

But did you get your locks chopped ?

Nup

Shut

I can see the clippers coming out for a nude nut

Try tomorrow

 

[Gasometer]

Are you enjoying all the latest Getaway adverts for Scenic?

watched The Test instead

Fantastic