Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[krakouers]

I believe that people who stand near a pedestrian crossing but don't make a decision can and should be run over.

I believe not keeping left nor keeping aisles clear in Woolies/Coles/supermarkets gives me legal recourse in running people over…
The problem is they don’t make the entrances big enough to drive my car in without scratching it

 

[Kangayroo]

I’d enjoy four wheel driving over the parade of hawkers and ‘charity’ peddlers who are constantly camped out front of the local supermarket.
SHUT UP AND DON’T TAKE MY MONEY.

 

[ferball]

I believe not keeping left nor keeping aisles clear in Woolies/Coles/supermarkets gives me legal recourse in running people over…
The problem is they don’t make the entrances big enough to drive my car in without scratching it

Just use someone else's car.

 

[hilly]

Also, cars that hesitate when there is a green arrow should be at a minimum destroyed.

 

[Gasometer]

Also, cars that hesitate when there is a green arrow should be at a minimum destroyed.

There’s a green arrow at a main intersection in town that has a speed and red light camera. The amount of stop go stop go stop go that happens there is stttttttartling

 

[krakouers]

Just use someone else's car.

I would, but hot wiring a modern car isn't as simple as it used to be

 

[Nate7]

I would, but hot wiring a modern car isn't as simple as it used to be

Speaking from experience kraks?

 

[krakouers]

Speaking from experience kraks?

“No comment”

 

[hilly]

Trying on clothes, why do I get asked 'how's it going in there' about 17 seconds after going in? Fk off and give me 35 minutes to try a pair of pants on that has 28 labels attached.

 

[Lomas]

Trying on clothes, why do I get asked 'how's it going in there' about 17 seconds after going in? Fk off and give me 35 minutes to try a pair of pants on that has 28 labels attached.

I also wonder why they treat me like a 4 year old taking their first solo crap in a public toilet, and then act out accordingly.

 

[Hojuman]

Trying on clothes, why do I get asked 'how's it going in there' about 17 seconds after going in? Fk off and give me 35 minutes to try a pair of pants on that has 28 labels attached.

Few years ago General Pants co.in Bourke st. Mall. Hoj decided it was time to update the summer shorts range and was perusing the discount table near the entrance. Was looking at a nice pair that l thought would do the job. Young assistant asked if they could help, l'd just seen the price tag. " Ah sorry, not at $140 thanks "

 

[Ligma]

Few years ago General Pants co.in Bourke st. Mall. Hoj decided it was time to update the summer shorts range and was perusing the discount table near the entrance. Was looking at a nice pair that l thought would do the job. Young assistant asked if they could help, l'd just seen the price tag. " Ah sorry, not at $140 thanks "

Hojjy if you need shorts there is 40% casual menswear at my work, I’ll pm u.

 

[Samsquanch]

Hojjy if you need shorts there is 40% casual menswear at my work, I’ll pm u.

Staff discounts?

He got skinny legs.

 

[Samsquanch]

Few years ago General Pants co.in Bourke st. Mall. Hoj decided it was time to update the summer shorts range and was perusing the discount table near the entrance. Was looking at a nice pair that l thought would do the job. Young assistant asked if they could help, l'd just seen the price tag. " Ah sorry, not at $140 thanks "

Nips over to target for a pair of $8 stubbies.

 

[Ligma]

Staff discounts?

15%

but hey we have really good deals on right now, and when you purchase multiple items it’s 40% off all items.

We have two different promotions going on so the 40% off and buy 2 or more and get one item 50% off. I had to explain to the customer that the 40% promotion is better than the 50% off one item is better because if you buy 2 items you basically get 80% off whereas you have to pay full price for one item and only get the next 50% off.

 

[North Viking]

Nah that’s not right, I take it you have the Grano’s details?

I sent an email to the building company over the weekend with photos. I still haven’t heard anything from them.

I think I might have to jump the fence one evening as the building progresses and go shopping

 

[krakouers]

I also wonder why they treat me like a 4 year old taking their first solo crap in a public toilet, and then act out accordingly.

Stop singing and yelling “I’m pooping”

 

[Nate7]

Nips over to target for a pair of $8 stubbies.

Shit that's some expensive VB!

 

[KiwiRoo]

Nips over to target for a pair of $8 stubbies.

No stubbies at Hojumans age ..needs something longer so they look good when he pulls them up just below his chest

 

[Samsquanch]

No stubbies at Hojumans age ..needs something longer so they look good when he pulls them up just below his chest

Yep. The combination of hoiked up stubbies and a recalcitrant left knacker can be a bit off-putting for the rest of the family and friends at the sunday barbie.

 

[Nate7]

Yep. The combination of hoiked up stubbies and a recalcitrant left knacker can be a bit off-putting for the rest of the family and friends at the sunday barbie.

This guy had a cult following for similar to what you describe.

 

[Samsquanch]

This guy had a cult following for similar to what you describe.

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That we would be a low hanging pair indeed.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Yep. The combination of hooked up stubbies and a recalcitrant left knacker can be a bit off-putting for the rest of the family and friends at the sunday barbie.

 

[Samsquanch]

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Camel toe and horses hoof

 

[koshari]

Hojjy if you need shorts there is 40% casual menswear at my work, I’ll pm u.

That would imply they are 60% non casual! To formal for me. Got any King Gee for the win.....