Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Ligma]

That would imply they are 60% non casual! To formal for me. Got any King Gee for the win.....

No I meant 40% off

always I’m angry. I told my brother to get me a jumper in size small because the brand push pull is dropping a Christmas themed jumper right. So I gave him my card and I went to training. After training I see he got me a size large like are you serious, these jumpers are oversized and I am 5’2 you think that a LARGE would fit me and I would have survived if he got medium but NO and it was $145, so you bet your ass I got home and lectured him so he wrote a cancellation email.

someone is definitely getting coal for Christmas

 

[Samsquanch]

No I meant 40% off

I see. 40% off like these...

always I’m angry. I told my brother to get me a jumper in size small because the brand push pull is dropping a Christmas themed jumper right. So I gave him my card and I went to training. After training I see he got me a size large like are you serious, these jumpers are oversized and I am 5’2 you think that a LARGE would fit me and I would have survived if he got medium but NO and it was $145, so you bet your ass I got home and lectured him so he wrote a cancellation email.

someone is definitely getting coal for Christmas

Never get a bloke to do anything ever - they are all hopeless.


At least, that's what I'm told.


Every day.


And Freddy says: That isn't a lump of coal by the way.

 

[Ligma]

I see. 40% off like these...

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Never get a bloke to do anything ever - they are all hopeless.


At least, that's what I'm told.


Every day.


And Freddy says: That isn't a lump of coal by the way.

Freddy makes me happy

the only men that aren’t hopeless are my man and Freddy ❤

i dropped my standards this year as well SOOO I’m back on track

 

[Boozeroo]

However chose the cricket score font for channel 7 is looking for a bullet.

Might as well be comic sans ffs.

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[krakouers]

No I meant 40% off

always I’m angry. I told my brother to get me a jumper in size small because the brand push pull is dropping a Christmas themed jumper right. So I gave him my card and I went to training. After training I see he got me a size large like are you serious, these jumpers are oversized and I am 5’2 you think that a LARGE would fit me and I would have survived if he got medium but NO and it was $145, so you bet your ass I got home and lectured him so he wrote a cancellation email.

someone is definitely getting coal for Christmas

Never ask guys to buy girl clothes, always get it wrong

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Never ask guys to buy girl clothes, always get it wrong

Yes, we do it on purpose the 1st time so we are never asked again.

 

[Gasometer]

Yes, we do it on purpose the 1st time so we are never asked again.

Instead we are shifted to Supermarket duties

 

[krakouers]

Instead we are shifted to Supermarket duties

Yeah but some of us have wives who enjoy that kind of thing and also have heard us repeatedly threatened to run people over for blocking/wrong way on aisles

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Instead we are shifted to Supermarket duties

That's good cos I save a bucket load, not buying chocolate and snacks and just get what we need.

 

[koshari]

sh*t that's some expensive VB!

Even at free VB is overpriced.

 

[koshari]

That's good cos I save a bucket load, not buying chocolate and snacks and just get what we need.

i try to abide to this but those wasabi and mayo chips at aldi are very hard to walk past....

 

[KiwiRoo]

a long time ago my wife asked me to get some perfume when I was coming through Duty Free. She gave me the name of the brand etc

next minute I'm in the dog box because, yes I'd got the right brand, but I'd got her aftershave rather than perfume....

 

[koshari]

a long time ago my wife asked me to get some perfume when I was coming through Duty Free. She gave me the name of the brand etc

next minute I'm in the dog box because, yes I'd got the right brand, but I'd got her aftershave rather than perfume....

so many lines, the reason our bathroom top draw is completely full yet the only things of mine in there are a toothebrus, toothpaste and a stick of deoderant.

 

[KiwiRoo]

so many lines, the reason our bathroom top draw is completely full yet the only things of mine in there are a toothebrus, toothpaste and a stick of deoderant.

ditto.

 

[Gasometer]

Yeah but some of us have wives who enjoy that kind of thing and also have heard us repeatedly threatened to run people over for blocking/wrong way on aisles

There’s two choices

a. Go together 90 minutes lost

b. I go, done in 45 minutes

 

[D23D]

a long time ago my wife asked me to get some perfume when I was coming through Duty Free. She gave me the name of the brand etc

next minute I'm in the dog box because, yes I'd got the right brand, but I'd got her aftershave rather than perfume....

Maybe you meant it!
Wink wink, nudge nudge

 

[Hojuman]

There’s two choices

a. Go together 90 minutes lost

b. I go, done in 45 minutes

How about;
. Aldi for some stuff
. Woolies for other stuff
. Coles for the other other stuff
. Cost-co for meat
. and separate greengrocer !

My shop is 3 - 4 hours. Thank god she shouts me lunch in the middle.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

How about;
. Aldi for some stuff
. Wollies for other stuff
. Coles for the other other stuff
. Cost-co for meat
. and separate greengrocer !

My shop is 3 - 4 hours. Thank god she shouts me lunch in the middle.

You're a patient man Hoju.

Only Aldi and Coles for me, but they're in the same complex so it's not too bad.

 

[Samsquanch]

How about;
. Aldi for some stuff
. Wollies for other stuff
. Coles for the other other stuff
. Cost-co for meat
. and separate greengrocer !

My shop is 3 - 4 hours. Thank god she shouts me lunch in the middle.

My Mrs drives to another suburb and hits the also, Coles and Woolies plus a butcher. Mainly because she can park her car in a car park with limited risk of somebody parking next to her.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Maybe you meant it!
Wink wink, nudge nudge

he he.. braver men than me might have !

 

[koshari]

You're a patient man Hoju.

Only Aldi and Coles for me, but they're in the same complex so it's not too bad.

Same

 

[Hojuman]

You're a patient man Hoju.

Only Aldi and Coles for me, but they're in the same complex so it's not too bad.

There's some stony silence some days.

 

[Gasometer]

How about;
. Aldi for some stuff
. Wollies for other stuff
. Coles for the other other stuff
. Cost-co for meat
. and separate greengrocer !

My shop is 3 - 4 hours. Thank god she shouts me lunch in the middle.

Is Mrs H a Roos fan?

Do you have to build it around games/Kayo?

 

[Hojuman]

Is Mrs H a Roos fan?

Do you have to build it around games/Kayo?

Mrs. H.been to 5 games. First was the roof / rain Cats debacle. Been to 4 more. We have lost every one. Suffice to say l no longer take her.

 

[Lomas]

There’s two choices

a. Go together 90 minutes lost

b. I go, done in 45 minutes

Option b. is the only way to live in these stressful times.