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May 30, 2007
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TISM nailed it, in Hell it's always schoolies week.

It's my wife's 40th and we booked a place outside of Byron for a few nights to celebrate with family. Us and another very bemused looking couple were literally the only non-schoolies on the flight up, although in all fairness our one and two year olds were probably the worst behaved on the plane.

Just got back from a shopping run to Woolies in Byron and all I can say is, the horror, the horror. I've never seen so many shopping trolleys overflowing with soft drinks and chips. And they all follow each other around like sheep with absolutely no concept of personal space.

I weep for the future.
 

Gasometer

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TISM nailed it, in Hell it's always schoolies week.

It's my wife's 40th and we booked a place outside of Byron for a few nights to celebrate with family. Us and another very bemused looking couple were literally the only non-schoolies on the flight up, although in all fairness our one and two year olds were probably the worst behaved on the plane.

Just got back from a shopping run to Woolies in Byron and all I can say is, the horror, the horror. I've never seen so many shopping trolleys overflowing with soft drinks and chips. And they all follow each other around like sheep with absolutely no concept of personal space.

I weep for the future.
For her 50th take her overseas

And not Bali
 

Hojuman

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May 20, 2012
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For her 50th take her overseas

And not Bali

Guy that started Cirque-de-soleil has built an Airbnb on a private island in Tahiti near Mangareva island.

52 bedrooms, l think 37 bathrooms, island staff, food, booze, the works.


$1,000,000 a week ( think that is in U.S. $ )
 

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koshari

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Mar 24, 2011
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Guy that started Cirque-de-soleil has built an Airbnb on a private island in Tahiti near Mangareva island.

52 bedrooms, l think 37 bathrooms, island staff, food, booze, the works.


$1,000,000 a week ( think that is in U.S. $ )
Dearer than epsteins digs to stay at. :sternlook
 

kangatime

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Mar 29, 2009
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Guy that started Cirque-de-soleil has built an Airbnb on a private island in Tahiti near Mangareva island.

52 bedrooms, l think 37 bathrooms, island staff, food, booze, the works.


$1,000,000 a week ( think that is in U.S. $ )
At AUD2000 per person per night I want my own bathroom and a bed big enough to comfortably sleep the “works”.
 

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