Society & Culture How I lost my v-plates

[Taylor]

Lines that have worked:
"Where are you sleeping tonight?... How about the back of my car?"
"If you come home with me tonight that virginity won't be an issue tomorrow."
*Randomly feels her boobs*

So for the cumulative ten minutes that I've been a douchebag, it's worked. The other years of being a nice guy has produced SFA.

Good luck.

 

[wce4premiership]

No need to be a douche if you can be genuinely funny and witty.

 

[Tigger Please!]

A lot of illiterate and dyslexic cats getting laid around here.

yep, sounds about right.

 

[cAsEy_18]

And there it is lads of the GD board, casey_18 joins the group. Summary, feels weird brah.
Maybe its because i'm a pessimist because I used a condom and everything, but did anyone else have that "oh shit she better not get pregnant" thought just straight after time #1?

 

[I bleed Blue]

And there it is lads of the GD board, casey_18 joins the group. Summary, feels weird brah.
Maybe its because i'm a pessimist because I used a condom and everything, but did anyone else have that "oh shit she better not get pregnant" thought just straight after time #1?

Good work mate. Now your off the mark hopefully the runs will just keep rolling in.

Maybe it was just me aswell, but the first few times I was always worried "oh shit what if she gets pregnant. what if some leaked out of the condom" and just stupid stuff like that.

No need to worry though, if you used a condom you will be fine.



Oh and story how it played out please.

 

[Silent Alarm]

And there it is lads of the GD board, casey_18 joins the group. Summary, feels weird brah.
Maybe its because i'm a pessimist because I used a condom and everything, but did anyone else have that "oh shit she better not get pregnant" thought just straight after time #1?

I felt ill all night because I thought my girlfriend was pregnant. This was after: I didn't ejaculate inside, we used a condom, and she was on the pill.

You'll get over it.

That or just have a kid now and you'll have nothing to lose!

 

[Messenger]

That or just have a kid now and you'll have nothing to lose!

Except sleep, personal time and a good portion of you disposable income*





* all of it.

 

[Smoooothy]

Except sleep, personal time and a good portion of you disposable income*





* all of it.

** and then some

 

[crowsarethebest]

And there it is lads of the GD board, casey_18 joins the group. Summary, feels weird brah.
Maybe its because i'm a pessimist because I used a condom and everything, but did anyone else have that "oh shit she better not get pregnant" thought just straight after time #1?

It's pretty hard to get a chick pregnant. Yes you hear the horror stories of unwanted babies etc. but those guys are just unlucky. Typically a chick can only get pregnant from days 12-15 after her period ends (Usually chicks have a period every 28 days/1month). The peak time to get preggers is day 14 where ovulation occurs (female releases her egg for the month). So if you have sex with her and finish inside her other than days 12-15 after her period then you should be all sweet. *But obviously use protection whenever possible, I don't want to be responsible for surprise pregnancies.

 

[CrippsonBlue]

A week before that period also means risk, and not sure about the days you gave (thought it was earlier). It's not that hard...

 

[Igloo]

A week before that period also means risk, and not sure about the days you gave (thought it was earlier). It's not that hard...

Yep, semen can survive like 2 weeks in a vagina. I think he's right about the ovulation, I thought it was around day 12-14.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Yep, semen can survive like 2 weeks in a vagina. I think he's right about the ovulation, I thought it was around day 12-14.

all this technical talk is maybe this thread less sexual.

 

[Gough]

Easiest way to avoid pregnancy is enter via the rear.

 

[Igloo]

Easiest way to avoid pregnancy is enter via the rear.

Have a mate who told me a girl was worried about being pregnant after they did it in the back door. Laughs ensued.
Probably belongs in the dumb things people say thread

 

[Marns]

Have a mate who told me a girl was worried about being pregnant after they did it in the back door. Laughs ensued.
Probably belongs in the dumb things people say thread

Have a mate who asked a few of us blokes if you could get a bird preggers from anal.

 

[Tex_21]

Goin' to the ball, she was full of maybes, so I said don't worry darl - up the bum, no babies.

 

[Mancey]

Goin' to the ball, she was full of babies, so I said don't worry darl - up the bum, no babies.

Strong rhyming of babies and babies

 

[Taylor]

Just you wait... every single itch or tiny red mark for a couple of weeks will remind you of her. She looks clean, but you never know..

 

[Tex_21]

Strong rhyming of babies and babies

Strong Sooz-esque posting by me. Fixed.

 

[cAsEy_18]

Sorry about the delay guys, guess I'll tell the story. Tbh, it's not the most fascinating of all time, but it sounds a little different to some that have been said here.

For those that read my post a few pages back, in the last probably 12-18 months I've had about 3-4 girls that I know I could've gone with, but chose not to - all sort of mid-range girls, nothing special but not bad. Held off though because, I don't know, reasonably high standards I guess.
But having just turned 20 I thought to myself, you know what, **** it, it's not as big of a deal as you're making it out to be, just do it.

So come 2 days ago (Wednesday), genuinely talking to this girl for pretty much the first time. Could tell pretty early she was keen, she made some comment like "Nothing just cleaning my room" when I asked her what she was doing and I said something like "Yeah, you should come over and do mine when you're finished"...brilliant pick up line-up, right out of the text-book ay haha. She jumped all over it, saying "Sure, when can I come over?" and obviously was in then.

Anyway came over yesterday and long story short we did it. Probably things of note would be:
- Strange thing to complain about haha but it took bloody forever. Especially foreplay, best part of an hour.
- Lasted about 5mins, which I was reasonably happy with haha. May have punched the air just to myself after I'd passed about the 3mins remembering the stories from this thread
- Was on top (lazy prick her) and felt a lot more confident/knew what I was doing than I expected. Who knows, could've been awful haha, but it felt like I knew what I was doing. I reckon being a bit older might've played some part in this. Will probably look back on that and laugh one day.
- Bloody what I'm calling after-play though went for about 20mins, and I was seriously over that. She said she was 'close' when I finished, so I pulled the fingers out for another 5 or so. But then she wanted to keep kissing etc.. afterwards, and let's be fair, it'd been about 90mins, I was over it. Gave her nothing for about 10mins til she finally gave in.

I do kinda regret it though, because
a) Compared to the other 3-4 that I could've chosen, she was probably the worst looker of the lot. Not awful, but far from brilliant to be fair.
but
b) I never really wanna see her again, talking to her etc.. we didn't click at all, wasn't a big fan of her personality, only went ahead with because I'd decided it's gotta hurry up and happen. With the other girls I was friends with them and could still easily talk to and hang out with them afterwards, so kinda wish I'd chosen one of them.

Worst part though - she's a clinger. I've lost count of the amount of times she's texted 'since'. I basically texted her a couple of times to double check she was on birth control (Definitely should've done this before hand, but do you take it with a grain of salt when she says yes, or do you usually take their word for it?) and then have given her donuts since. She's stopped since about midday today, so hopefully she's got the message.

In summary, happy to have it out of the way, but kinda wish I'd chosen better. Different to what I was expecting. Good or bad feeling? Not sure, it's a weird feeling to be honest.

 

[Tex_21]

(Definitely should've done this before hand, but do you take it with a grain of salt when she says yes, or do you usually take their word for it?) and then have given her donuts since. She's stopped since about midday today, so hopefully she's got the message.

You give them a fake name, fake number and herpes.

 

[Messenger]

Worst part though - she's a clinger. I've lost count of the amount of times she's texted 'since'. I basically texted her a couple of times to double check she was on birth control (Definitely should've done this before hand, but do you take it with a grain of salt when she says yes, or do you usually take their word for it?) and then have given her donuts since. She's stopped since about midday today, so hopefully she's got the message.

 

[NSWCROW]

I mostly remember thinking to myself - " Oh now that i've finally scored a wellington boot , i won't want it as much anymore........"

 

[Prem87]

Sorry about the delay guys, guess I'll tell the story. Tbh, it's not the most fascinating of all time, but it sounds a little different to some that have been said here.

For those that read my post a few pages back, in the last probably 12-18 months I've had about 3-4 girls that I know I could've gone with, but chose not to - all sort of mid-range girls, nothing special but not bad. Held off though because, I don't know, reasonably high standards I guess.
But having just turned 20 I thought to myself, you know what, **** it, it's not as big of a deal as you're making it out to be, just do it.

So come 2 days ago (Wednesday), genuinely talking to this girl for pretty much the first time. Could tell pretty early she was keen, she made some comment like "Nothing just cleaning my room" when I asked her what she was doing and I said something like "Yeah, you should come over and do mine when you're finished"...brilliant pick up line-up, right out of the text-book ay haha. She jumped all over it, saying "Sure, when can I come over?" and obviously was in then.

Anyway came over yesterday and long story short we did it. Probably things of note would be:
- Strange thing to complain about haha but it took bloody forever. Especially foreplay, best part of an hour.
- Lasted about 5mins, which I was reasonably happy with haha. May have punched the air just to myself after I'd passed about the 3mins remembering the stories from this thread
- Was on top (lazy prick her) and felt a lot more confident/knew what I was doing than I expected. Who knows, could've been awful haha, but it felt like I knew what I was doing. I reckon being a bit older might've played some part in this. Will probably look back on that and laugh one day.
- Bloody what I'm calling after-play though went for about 20mins, and I was seriously over that. She said she was 'close' when I finished, so I pulled the fingers out for another 5 or so. But then she wanted to keep kissing etc.. afterwards, and let's be fair, it'd been about 90mins, I was over it. Gave her nothing for about 10mins til she finally gave in.

I do kinda regret it though, because
a) Compared to the other 3-4 that I could've chosen, she was probably the worst looker of the lot. Not awful, but far from brilliant to be fair.
but
b) I never really wanna see her again, talking to her etc.. we didn't click at all, wasn't a big fan of her personality, only went ahead with because I'd decided it's gotta hurry up and happen. With the other girls I was friends with them and could still easily talk to and hang out with them afterwards, so kinda wish I'd chosen one of them.

Worst part though - she's a clinger. I've lost count of the amount of times she's texted 'since'. I basically texted her a couple of times to double check she was on birth control (Definitely should've done this before hand, but do you take it with a grain of salt when she says yes, or do you usually take their word for it?) and then have given her donuts since. She's stopped since about midday today, so hopefully she's got the message.

In summary, happy to have it out of the way, but kinda wish I'd chosen better. Different to what I was expecting. Good or bad feeling? Not sure, it's a weird feeling to be honest.[/quote

Did you tell her or did she know that it was your first time?

 

[cAsEy_18]

Did you tell her or did she know that it was your first time?

Nah didn't mention it, and she didn't seem to think it was. A good sign of some sort of performance I guess, haha.