Hunnas Footy Songs

[nut]

Realise most people are sick to death of the Holy Grail, so here are some other gems that the Hunnas have penned about AFL teams and players.......................................

Mark Seymour would like to thank Wayne Carey and Nathan Buckley for providing him with the inspiration.............................

ADELAIDE
Ghost Nation

BRISBANE
Juggernaut

CARLTON
When the River Runs Dry
Easy
Lumps Of Lead, Gut Feeling (Whitnall)
Imaginary Girl (Braddles)
Mr Bigmouth (Jack Elliot)
Mother Hubbard (nuthin in the cupboard)

COLLINGWOOD
We The People
Mouth Trap
Hear No Evil
I Couldn't Give It To You (Buckley)
Around the Flame (Buckley and packs)
When You Fall
It's Early Days Yet
Mr Right (Eddie)
The Finger (supporters)
42 Wheels (Collingwood Bandwagon)
Egg Heart (Buckley)
Wishing Well (Buckley and the Brownlow)
Love That I Long For (Eddie to Bucks)

ESSENDON
Say Goodbye
Those Days Are Gone
Breakneck Road (Hird)
Good Man Down (Hird)
Everything's On Fire

FREMANTLE
You Stole My Thunder

GEELONG
Newborn

HAWTHORN
Wasted In The Sun
Panic in the Shade
January Rain
Under The Sun
Lazy Summer Day
Ladykiller

KANGAROOS
Real World (Carey)
Crime of Passion (Carey)
She's Not Foolin Around
The most unoriginal sin (Carey)
Follow Me No More (Carey)
Human Frailty (Carey)
Faraway Man (Carey)
The Way You Live (Carey)
Lookin For Love All Over Again (Carey)

MELBOURNE
Where Do You Go?
So Long Ago (Premiership success)

PORT POWER
Back In The Hole
Talking To A Stranger
Is There Anybody In There?
Drop In The Ocean (Preseason success)
Running Water (run a lot and weak as water)

RICHMOND
True Believers
I Believe
Stuck On You
Something To Believe In (Rodan)
Drinking Bomb (Vardy)
The Slab (Otto)
True Tears Of Joy (Anytime we beat Collingwood)
relief (Anytime we beat Carlton)
Good Man Down (Richo)
Betrayer (Sheeds)
Fate (Premiership)
What Are You Waiting For?
It's Early Days Yet (This Season)

ST KILDA
Back On The Breadline
The Way To Go Out
What's a Few Men?
Tender (Chad Davis)
So Long Ago
Cut (Chad Davis)

SYDNEY
Judas Sheep (All Sydney's List)
Carry Me (Sydney to the AFL)
You Can Have It All (AFL to Sydney)
Throw Your Arms Around Me (Mardi Gras?)

WEST COAST
Edge Of Nowhere

WESTERN BULLDOGS
Head Above Water
Still Hangin' Round

UMPIRES - WHITE MAGGOTS
Do You See What I See
Turn a Blind Eye
Curse

 

[TheFoxhat]

Good 1 nut - ROTFLMFAO. Did u post it on the music board yet ?

 

[M29]

Kangaroos
Laid - By James (Carey)
Finger ****ing Sally - David Allen Coe

 

[Pessimistic]

Brisbane - Sweet Georgia Brown - Harlem (brisbane, fitzroy) Globetrotters

Collingwood - Just like Eddie, Arabian Nights.

Carlton - Shes got the Jack

Bulldogs - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt cheap, Dogs are Howling.

Richmond - Long Legged woman dressed in black.

Adelaide - Any Heavy metal.

Essendon - Jimmy Don't lose that number. Pump it up.

Freo - Long way from home.

Eagles - Way out west

Melbourne - God Save the Queen.

 

[nut]

Paul Kelly's Contribution!

ADELAIDE
Just Like Animals (duet with Port)
Untouchable (McLeod)
Ghost Town

BRISBANE
Pouring Petrol On A Burning Man (Acnemanis)
You're So Fine (Voss)
Extra Mile (Brisbane midfield)

CARLTON
She's Rare (a win)
Pastures Of Plenty (Fatboy)
Hard Times
Don't Harm The Messenger (David McKay)
So Blue
Gutless Wonder (Braddles)
Difficult Woman (Braddles)
Blue Stranger (McKernan)
It's All Downhill From Here

COLLINGWOOD
Invisible Me (Bucks)
Everybody Wants To Touch Me (Buckley)
Maybe This Time For Sure
Every F#ckin City (Scott Cummings)
You Can Put Your Shoes Under My Bed (Eddie to Bucks)
Until Death Do Them Part (Eddie and Bucks)

ESSENDON
Reckless (McVeigh)
Careless (McVeigh)
Taught By Experts (ex Richmond player coaching )
Take Your Time (Hird)

FREMANTLE
Leaps and Bounds
Stupid Song (Freo Theme Song)
Brand New Ways

GEELONG
Gods Hotel
Crosstown (when they lose)
Forty Miles to Saturday Night
Foggy Highway
Going About My Father's Business (Ablett junior)

HAWTHORN
Most Wanted Man In The World (Hodge #1 Pick)
Melting
Summer Rain
Under The Sun
Wintercoat
Roll On Summer
Stories Of Me (Dermie)

KANGAROOS
It Started With a Kiss
I'll Be Your Lover
I'll Forgive But I Wont Forget
Little Kings
Weve Started A Fire
To Her Door
I've Been A Fool
Know Your Friends
Don't Stand So Close To The Window
Dumb Things
Give In To My Love
Deeper Water
Love Never Runs On Time
Darling It Hurts
Satisfy Your Woman
I Was Hoping You'd Say That
I Can't Believe We Were Married
I Wont Be Torn Apart
SOMEBODY'S FORGETTING SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY'S LETTING SOMEBODY DOWN
Would You Be My Friend

MELBOURNE
I Had Forgotten You (Stephen Powell)
Brighter

PORT POWER
Saturday Night and Sunday Morning (Duet with Adelaide)
Nothing On My Mind (supporters)
Adelaide

RICHMOND
Tease Me
Leaving Her For The Last Time (Optimistic Supporters)
From Little Things Big Things Grow (Rodan)
Look So Fine, Feel So Low
Before Too Long
Before The Old Man Died (Greame Richmond)
Invisible Me (Wayne Campbell)
I Wont Be Your Dog Anymore (To the Bombers)
Your Little Sister (Kellaway to Holland)

ST KILDA
Little Boy Don't Lose Your Balls
I'll Be Your Lover
You're Still Picking The Same Sore
Ball and Chain
The Ballroom
Standing On The Street Of Early Sorrows
Last Train To Heaven

SYDNEY
From St Kilda To Kings Cross (Barry Hall)
Luck
Special Treatment

WEST COAST
Down On My Speedway (Cousins and Gardiner)
Keep It To Yourself (Perth Police)
Don't Start Me Talking (Perth Police informant)

WESTERN BULLDOGS
Sweet Guy (Libba)
Rally Round The Drum
Beggar On The Street Of Love
Tighten Up

UMPIRES - WHITE MAGGOTS
Little Decisions
Don't Explain

 

[nut]

Hoodoo Gurus

ADELAIDE
Another World
Where Nowhere Is

BRISBANE
All The Way
Hell For Leather
Waking Up Tired (Lynch)

CARLTON
Somethings Coming (The Spoon)
Hypocrite Blues
Fading Slow

COLLINGWOOD
Hallucination
Brainscan
Please Yourself (FIGJAM every nite)
Like Wow Wipeout (Colliwobbles)
Dig It Up (Colliwobbles)
Bring The Hoodoo Down

ESSENDON
Somethings Coming (Hird)
The Doctor Is In

FREMANTLE
Less Than A Feeling

GEELONG
Teenage Head

HAWTHORN
Glamour Puss
A Place In The Sun
Shadow Me
I Was The One (Dermie)

KANGAROOS
It's Kingy Time
Hayride To Hell
Miss Freelove 69
The Wedding Song
Lover For A Friend
Down On Me
Come Anytime
Out That Door
She
Turkey Dinner
Who Do You Love

MELBOURNE
The Right Time (every even year)

PORT POWER
In The Wild
Brainscan

RICHMOND
I Want You Back (our draft picks)
Bittersweet
Show Me Some Emotion
Come On

ST KILDA
I Don't Mind (Grant Thomas)
Nobody
Form A Circle
Party Machine
Good Times

SYDNEY
In The Middle Of The Land

WEST COAST
1000 Miles Away
Judgement Day (oops, Ken's gone)
What's My Scene (which pill tonite?)

WESTERN BULLDOGS
You Open My Eyes (Libba)

UMPIRES - WHITE MAGGOTS
Head In The Sand
You Open My Eyes
I Don't Know Anything

 

[Falchoon]

Who sings the song with the words

"watch out the Saints are coming through-ough, and it's all over now baby blue"

 

[nut]

"You must leave now, take what you need, you think will last.
But whatever you wish to keep, you better grab it fast.
Yonder stands your orphan with his gun,
Crying like a fire in the sun.
Look out the saints are comin' through
And it's all over now, Baby Blue."

BOB DYLAN originally wrote it and sung it in @1965.........
Song is called "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue"
Covered by Van Morrison, Marianne Faithfull and some others since.

Cheers.

 

[RichmondTiger5]

Originally posted by nut
RICHMOND
True Believers
I Believe
Stuck On You
Something To Believe In (Rodan)
Drinking Bomb (Vardy)
The Slab (Otto)
True Tears Of Joy (Anytime we beat Collingwood)
relief (Anytime we beat Carlton)
Good Man Down (Richo)
Betrayer (Sheeds)
Fate (Premiership)
What Are You Waiting For?
It's Early Days Yet (This Season)

ROFL lol lol lol exellent work Nut and everyone else

 

[Falchoon]

Queen

ADELAIDE
I’m in love with my car (Camry)
Millionaire Waltz
The Miracle

BRISBANE
Procession
Bring back that (Leroy) Brown
Lazing on a Sunday afternoon
We are the champions
Breakthru
Gimme the prize
Princes of the Universe

CARLTON
Stone Cold Crazy (recruiting)
Good Company
My melancholy blues
Under Pressure
Hammer to fall

COLLINGWOOD
Liar (Tarrant)
Is this the world we created
I’m going slightly mad

ESSENDON
The loser in the end (GF)
I Want it all
Don’t lose your head (ouch)

FREMANTLE
Who needs you

GEELONG
Son and Daughter
Jesus
Father to son
Its late
Cool Cat

HAWTHORN
Sleeping on the sidewalk

KANGAROOS
Keep yourself alive
Great King Rat
My Fairy King
She makes me
You’re my best friend (was)
Sweet Lady
Fight from the inside
Get down make love
Crazy Little thing called love
Man on the Prowl
Scandal
My Baby does me (or anyone else)
Was it all worth it
Friends will be friends
Innuendo
The Hitman (pickett)
The Show must go on

MELBOURNE
’39

PORT POWER
Now I’m here
One Vision

RICHMOND
Coming soon
Pain is so close to pleasure
Don’t try so hard

ST KILDA
The night comes down
Brighton Rock
Death on two legs (injuries)
Seaside Rendezvous
Another one bites the dust
Party
Don’t try suicide
One Year of love

SYDNEY
Some day one day
Staying Power

WEST COAST
We will rock you

WESTERN BULLDOGS
In the lap of the gods
Sheer Heart Attack
Don’t try suicide
Save me
Back Chat (Libba)
Who wants to live forever

FITZROY
Nevermore
Somebody to love
All dead all dead
Let me live

 

[Goldenblue]

Originally posted by nut
"You must leave now, take what you need, you think will last.
But whatever you wish to keep, you better grab it fast.
Yonder stands your orphan with his gun,
Crying like a fire in the sun.
Look out the saints are comin' through
And it's all over now, Baby Blue."

BOB DYLAN originally wrote it and sung it in @1965.........
Song is called "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue"
Covered by Van Morrison, Marianne Faithfull and some others since.

Cheers.

Hole did a great version of it, but Graham Bonnett I thought was the best out of them all

 

[nut]

Good one falchoon. Love ya work lol. How much easier is it to do North than the other teams.

 

[nut]

Midnight Oil

ADELAIDE
Armistice Day (Duet with Port)
One Too Many Times (Premierships)

BRISBANE
Golden Age
Only The Strong
King Of The Mountain
Who Can Stand In The Way
Seeing Is Believing

CARLTON
Scream In Blue
Read About It (The Spoon)
Basement Flat
Time To Heal
Comfortable Place On The Couch (Fatboy)

COLLINGWOOD
Is It Now
Dreamworld

ESSENDON
Power and The Passion
Brave Faces
Someone Else To Blame
Blossom and Blood

FITZROY
Read About It
Cemetery In My Mind
Don't Wanna Be The One
Sins of Omission

FREMANTLE
Progress
Short Memory (Sabre AC)

GEELONG
Stand In Line (Schoolboys)
Sleep

HAWTHORN
Pictures (of themselves)

KANGAROOS
Weddingcake Island
Loves On Sale
Beds Are Burning
If Ned Kelly Was King

MELBOURNE
Forgotten Years
Quinella Holiday (Powell)

PORT POWER
Armistice Day (Duet with the Crows)
Redneck Wonderland
Back On The Borderline

RICHMOND
I'm The Cure (Rodan)
Star Of Hope (Ottens)
Bring On The Change (midfield)
Cold Cold Change
Outside World (midfield)
Return To Sender (Hudson)
No Reaction (Selectors)
The Dead Heart
Blot

ST KILDA
Underwater
Kosciuszko (Good young player)
I'm The Cure (Blighty)
Time To Heal

SYDNEY
Lucky Country
Best Of Both Worlds
Helps Me Helps You (AFL and Sydney)

WEST COAST
Surfs Up Tonite

WESTERN BULLDOGS
No Time For Games
Knife's Edge

UMPIRES - WHITE MAGGOTS
Somebody's Trying To Tell Me Something
White Skin Black Heart

AFL
Who Can Stand In The Way, When There's a Dollar To Be made
Profiteers

 

[scmods]

MIDNIGHT OIL


Adelaide

Jimmy Sharman's Boxers (duet with Port Adelaide)


Brisbane

My Country (where their draft picks will be coming from)
Golden Age
Too Much Sunshine
Lucky Country (draft picks again)
King Of The Mountain
Redneck Wonderland
Dreamworld


Collingwood

White Skin Black Heart
Been Away Too Long
Poets and Slaves (Malthouse and the players)


Carlton

Scream In Blue
Safety Chain Blues
Basement Flat
Bring On The Change
In The Valley


Essendon

Blossom and Blood (for James Hird)
I See You (sung by James Hird)
Smash The Wobbleboard (James Hird again)
Used And Abused (Paul Salmon)
Kingdom of Flaunt
Back On The Borderline
Eye Contact (James Hird)
Knife's Edge (young Jimmy again)
Time To Heal (yes, again!)
World That I See (nearly finished!)
A Crocodile Cries (Sheedy)
Someone Else To Blame (Mark Harvey)


Fremantle

Progress (slow version!)
Sometimes
Now Or Never Land
I'm the Cure (Peter Bell, Trent Croad, Jeff Farmer, Chris Connolly... etc)
Return To Sender (Peter Bell)


Hawthorn

Burnie (new home)


Melbourne

Forgotten Years


North Melbourne

Beds are Burning
Burnie
Love's On Sale
The Dead Heart
Shipyards of New Zealand (next home ground experiment)
Home
Run By Night
Written In The Heart
Antarctica (home ground after New Zealand)
Cold Cold Change (team song for new home above)
US Forces (Wayne)
Outbreak Of Love
Weddingcake Island
Naked Flame


Port Adelaide

Best of Both Worlds
Is It Now?
Shakers And Movers
Mosquito March (noisy, annoying and won't go away, but at the end of the day not a serious threat)


St Kilda

Brave Faces
Don't Wanna Be The One (for any coach)Cemetery In My Mind (Grant Thomas)
Sleep (Max Hudghton)
Say Your Prayers
Nothing Lost, Nothing Gained (Tim Watson to Malcolm Blight to Grant Thomas to...)
You May Not Be Released (Grant Thomas)


Sydney

Helps Me Helps You (from the AFL)
One Too Many Times (Tony Lockett)


West Coast

Renaissance Man (John Worsfold)
Power And The Passion (Troy Wilson)
Who Can Stand In The Way? (Troy Wilson)
Surfing With A Spoon
Bell And Horns In The Back Of Beyond (for the cheer squad)
Star Of Hope (Chris Judd)


And some special dedications...

The Tribunal

Tell Me The Truth
Bullroarer
Short Memory
What Goes On?


Peel Thunder (WAFL)

No Time For Games


The Draft

Frontier (What Frontier?)
Sell My Soul


Optus Oval

Common Ground


Eddie McGuire

Outside World
No Reaction (to suggestions of COI)


Colonial Stadium

Earth And Sun And Moon
In The Rain
Blot
Concrete You Don't Free My Soul


The next Melbourne club to "merge" a la Fitzroy

Feeding Frenzy


Fox Subscribers

Comfortable Place On The Couch


The ATSIC first XVIII

Stars Of Warburton


Mike Sheahan

Spirit of the Age (he does write for the Age doesn't he?)


For anyone who's ever been on the receving end of a long bomb and heard those footsteps coming from behind...

Under The Overpass


The person in charge of the AFL Website

Somebody's Trying To Tell Me Something


The AFL

Profiteers

All-Australian Selectors

Sins Of Omission

 

[nut]

DITTO

Hey scmods, I was just doing the oils, but you beat me to it.
Good work! Especially liked Hawthorn, West Coast and Essendon.
I may as well post mine anyway.
Looks like we were on the same wavelength with some


ADELAIDE
Armistice Day (Duet with Port)
One Too Many Times (Premierships)

BRISBANE
Golden Age
Only The Strong
King Of The Mountain
Who Can Stand In The Way
Seeing Is Believing

CARLTON
Scream In Blue
Read About It (The Spoon)
Basement Flat
Time To Heal
Comfortable Place On The Couch (Fatboy)

COLLINGWOOD
Is It Now
Dreamworld

ESSENDON
Power and The Passion
Brave Faces
Someone Else To Blame
Blossom and Blood

FITZROY
Read About It
Cemetery In My Mind
Don't Wanna Be The One
Sins of Omission

FREMANTLE
Progress
Short Memory (Sabre AC)

GEELONG
Stand In Line (Schoolboys)
Sleep (as in Sleepy Hollow)

HAWTHORN
Pictures (of themselves)
Too Much Sunshine

KANGAROOS
Weddingcake Island
Loves On Sale
Beds Are Burning
If Ned Kelly Was King

MELBOURNE
Forgotten Years
Quinella Holiday (Powell)

PORT POWER
Armistice Day (Duet with the Crows)
Redneck Wonderland
Back On The Borderline

RICHMOND
I'm The Cure (Rodan)
Star Of Hope (Ottens)
Bring On The Change (midfield)
Cold Cold Change
Outside World (midfield)
Return To Sender (Hudson)
No Reaction (Selectors)
The Dead Heart
Blot

ST KILDA
Underwater
Kosciuszko (Good young player)
I'm The Cure (Blighty)
Time To Heal

SYDNEY
Lucky Country
Best Of Both Worlds
Helps Me Helps You (AFL and Sydney)

WEST COAST
Surfs Up Tonite

WESTERN BULLDOGS
No Time For Games
Knife's Edge

UMPIRES - WHITE MAGGOTS
Somebody's Trying To Tell Me Something
White Skin Black Heart

AFL
Who Can Stand In The Way, When There's a Dollar To Be made
Profiteers

 

[USAEagle]

West Coast

I want a new drug (Huey Lewis & the news)
Hotel California (by the Eagles)

Western Bulldogs

Who let the Dogs Out
Cat Scratch Fever (Libba, Romero)

North Melbourne

Tie Me Kangaroo Down
My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure miss him (A real C&W Song)

Essendon

I don't like your face

Richmond

Who's Gonna Drive you home.

Port Adelaide



Adelaide

Sydney



Fremantle

YMCA
In the Navy
I want a mom that will last forever (From the Rugrats, for Pavlich)
Surfin Safari

Melbourne


Brisbane

Hawthorn

St Kilda

Carlton

Collingwood

Geelong



Fitzroy

You picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille

Still Working on them...will finish later