Mega Thread "I need to vent" thread.

[Jasper84]

Cats are very judgmental. The scan variety in particular.

 

[Anzacday]

People who say "listen" before they tell you something!

A very good coach says that often so maybe there's something in it.

 

[Maggie5]

A very good coach says that often so maybe there's something in it.

Who?

 

[Anzacday]

Who?

Clarko

 

[PicaBoo]

Cats are very judgmental. The scan variety in particular.

Cats love me. My friends call me the CatWhisperer. Bloody annoying as all our cats come to me for attention. Luckily they know my wife also hands out the food otherwise it would be unmanageable.

 

[JB1975]

Cats are very judgmental. The scan variety in particular.

That's because they see right through you.

 

[Didak Wine]

Anyone watched afl round table on fox footy? Honestly, what's with the slow moving camera.

 

[TradeDraft]

Anyone watched afl round table on fox footy? Honestly, what's with the slow moving camera.

Little Bit of it but No Collingwood I did not pay a Ton of Attention to it

 

[JB1975]

Anyone watched afl round table on fox footy? Honestly, what's with the slow moving camera.

Was a 'feature' last year as well. My interpretation is that the cameraman is so put-a-fork-in-his-own-eye bored by the waffle that he resorts to circling the table to amuse himself.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

People who say "listen" before they tell you something!

Haha, the old man was a classic for that. Made me laugh when he did it on the phone.

It's a phone what do you think is going on!

 

[Anzacday]

I'm happy for people to advertise their garage sale by putting up signs here and there.
Just wish they'd do the right thing and go back and remove them

 

[Jasper84]

I'm happy for people to advertise their garage sale by putting up signs here and there.
Just wish they'd do the right thing and go back and remove them

I'm sick of the false advertising. Every week I go to garage sales and not once have they sold me a garage!

 

[Anzacday]

I'm sick of the false advertising. Every week I go to garage sales and not once have they sold me a garage!

Such a Dad joke.

 

[sr36]

Okay here is a Vent

I am bloody sick of People bagging posters who bloody have a go at a Player that Stuffs up during a the Game and I or someone else post in the gameday thread about the F**k Up

So you're venting about other people venting about your vents.

 

[BPikkers]

Treloar won't be in the side Round 1... That's possibly the worst call ever made.

No, the Lions having a superior midfield to ours is the worst call!

 

[The Royal Sampler]

I'm sick of the false advertising. Every week I go to garage sales and not once have they sold me a garage!

I walked into a General Store. They wouldn't sell me anything specifically.

 

[Jasper84]

I walked into a General Store. They wouldn't sell me anything specifically.

The last General Store I went to was low on stock. They only had Majors and Sergeants left.

 

[PicaBoo]

The last General Store I went to was low on stock. They only had Majors and Sergeants left.

You deserve Corporal Punishment for those jokes.

 

[sirlothie]

People who say "listen" before they tell you something!

You'll love this kid then

 

[76woodenspooners]

You'll love this kid then

Oi kid, Listen, STFU or I'll turn you into an Internet meme

 

[Jasper84]

You'll love this kid then

It's like a visual representation of the Grundy/Witts debate.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

I walked into a General Store. They wouldn't sell me anything specifically.

haha, i love Steven Wright.


When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

And my fav..

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

 

[BlackWhiteBlood]

haha, i love Steven Wright.


I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

But then it couldn't be called Monopoly. If a second got involved, they would have to change it to Duopoly.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

haha, i love Steven Wright.


When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

And my fav..

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Yeah the sponges one is my favourite.

And then there's (paraphrased); I asked him how old he was, and he said he was five. "Ha, when I was your age I was six!"

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Yeah the sponges one is my favourite.

And then there's (paraphrased); I asked him how old he was, and he said he was five. "Ha, when I was your age I was six!"

Or

I hate being short. I'm going to get an all over body tattoo of myself, except 3 inches taller.