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Don't think it's been done before.

Anyway, a few months back, backing my mum's car out of the driveway (have had my Ps for almost two years now but hadn't done much driving at this point due to lack of car), I reserved out only slightly because I live in a court which strongly resembles a carpark.

Having pulled out, fearful of hitting the car(s) parked behind me, I put the car in drive and start steering, turning hard to the right to avoid the car in front of me. There's barely anything between us but having done the same before, I thought there'd just be room enough to sneak past.

Sure enough, I hear a thud sound and see the neighbour's car shake as the top right corner of my car hits it on the passenger side door. As any self respecting 20 year old in that situation would do, I sped away, shitting myself but thankful nobody was there to see me (hitting the car, not shitting myself).

After a couple hours of training with the lingering dread of coming home to see the car dented (thankfully my mum's car was unscathed), I drove* home, with every metre my anxiety increasing. As I rounded the corner, half expecting to see my dad or neighbour (or both) wielding an axe, I slowed down besides the car and quickly assessed it. Much to relief, it was unscathed and I turned into the driveway, never again to attempt to turn without ample clearance between me and the car. :D

I know, not the scariest story but I couldn't rightly start a stories thread with an empty OP, now could I?

*At this point my laptop inexplicably restarted, filling me with feelings of murderous rage and anxious foreboding, but much like in the story above, my browser loaded with my post intact. :)
 
Last time i shit myself was when i was about 8 walking around bibra lake in perth got halfway round the lake and the contractions started, tried power walking back but just couldnt make it.
 

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Staying at a random's place one night, I woke up to find a strange face staring at me from the darkness, only centimetres from my face.

In the dark I couldn't see a body, or any shadows, just this glowing white face floating in the air.
 
When I went to go an get a drink at 3am in the morning and saw a shadow moving outside the window. Only to then realise it was just mine.

I used to have a bedroom with big full length mirrors on the wardrobes. Quite often I'd shit myself when I got out of bed thinking someone else was in the room when it was just my own reflection.
 
I used to have a bedroom with big full length mirrors on the wardrobes. Quite often I'd shit myself when I got out of bed thinking someone else was in the room when it was just my own reflection.

When I was younger Id leave my bedroom door open occasionally. Sometimes I'd wake up and see some sort of figure standing at the door. Crapping myself, I'd hide under the safety of my blanket forever. Most likely a mind **** but as a little kid it's scary.
 

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When I was younger Id leave my bedroom door open occasionally. Sometimes I'd wake up and see some sort of figure standing at the door. Crapping myself, I'd hide under the safety of my blanket forever. Most likely a mind **** but as a little kid it's scary.

Reminds me of the time as a kid when the characters of Johnson and Friends would make their ways down the hall while I was in bed. Who knew a toy truck and accordion could be so scary? :o
 
Reminds me of the time as a kid when the characters of Johnson and Friends would make their ways down the hall while I was in bed. Who knew a toy truck and accordion could be so scary? :o

I believe Alfred the hot water bottle was the scariest of the bunch.
 
Staying at a random's place one night, I woke up to find a strange face staring at me from the darkness, only centimetres from my face.

In the dark I couldn't see a body, or any shadows, just this glowing white face floating in the air.

Scary.

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dont really shit myself but defs creeps me out a bit when i see a cross on the side of the road marking a spot where someone was killed
 

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when i was younger woke up in the middle of the night went to get a drink....my brother is standing behind the door in a balaclava....thought it was a home invasion
 

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