If you could marry anyone in the world, who would you marry?

[Tyler Durden007]

Going with the theory that the woman you're married to is someone you don't have the secks with... it would have to be Janine Pratt or Sue Galberti. Stack's o' cash and likes footy... but definitely no secks. Plus they'd both die before me so I get the cash afterwards.

Anyone thinking of getting married should follow the Sam Newman rule... "I'm never going to get married again. I'll just find someone I don't particularly like and give them half my stuff"

 

[leobarryustar]

 

[Plugger35]

Come at me Jazny

 

[Good_Old]

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Misogynist pig!

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

 

[Jazny]

Come at me Jazny

You can have the awful camry turncoat

 

[Spongebob]

I would marry Grug_

Senator Bernardi said if the referendum/opinion poll/waste of time and money thingy past we would be allowed to marry haystacks.

 

[Laphroaig]

I would remarry Mrs. Bargain. She is the best. I am a lucky, lucky b@stard.

Whipped.

 

[vjknight]

 

[Baldur]

Me, myself & I

 

[David Schwarz]

This thread is intolerant

 

[La Dispute]

 

[maryjames]

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Divorce the next day?

 

[A Cut Above]

 

[vjknight]

Divorce the next day?

No way. I'd change my name to packer and live happily ever after.

 

[maryjames]

No way. I'd change my name to packer and live happily ever after.

You could take half.. then live happily ever after

 

[William Wonka]

DON'T MOVE THIS THREAD TO HOUSE OF CUCKS. It would be offensive to move a thread about something beautiful like marriage to such a horrible place!

Please answer below.

You're all nasty nasty people.

Don't worry Jazny, everyone really wants to marry a pipe smoking blonde elf.

 

[74561347]

stefan carey

 

[dees arent rabble]

Caroline Wilson.
She would go off in bed into all types of kinky s**t.
I know the type

 

[vjknight]

You could take half.. then live happily ever after

You cant. Have you seen what happens to people who leave the packers ?

 

[dees arent rabble]

It's already organised. If my wife has Jude Law so I have.

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I ate out a chic that looked like that for an hour.
My mouth was never the same

 

[Jazny]

Serious answers only from now on, guys

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Lena Paul.

Can't post pics on a family forum, sadly.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Serious answers only from now on, guys

I am serious. How dare you doubt me

 

[Plugger35]

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So who would be the pitcher and who would be the catcher?