It's Miller Time on Dayne's Nuts

[bato]

* oath, I’d be a brand new signed up and paid in full lifetime Suns member if this happened, 100%

Just wait until Petty shows his true colours next time they face off, won’t have to spend a dollar

 

[element]

He basically used Zorko's dong like a rope and swung himself around, Tarzan-style. Probably only got 1 week cos he had the courtesy to cradle Zorko by the back of the head whilst whispering sweet nothings in his ear.

 

[Simche]

Dude, he’s grabbed, held on and squeezed his testicles. Your rant is bemusing.

No person in the history of afl has squealed as hard as Dayne in the history of the game. That’s bemusing.

He’s gutless and going on radio to do what he has done, given he’s had a number of incidents that warrant suspension more than what occurred with him smacks of the small balled individual he is.

Try and deal with that in an impartial way.

 

[HairyO]

No person in the history of afl has squealed as hard as Dayne in the history of the game. That’s bemusing.

He’s gutless and going on radio to do what he has done, given he’s had a number of incidents that warrant suspension more than what occurred with him smacks of the small balled individual he is.

Try and deal with that in an impartial way.

There was plenty of squealing about Crowley and Stratton, and lets not forget the month of relentless whining about Sam Mitchell's attempted assassinations with his knees.

 

[Toump Ass]

1 week for “holding the ball” is a bit stiff, isn’t it? Usually it’s just a free kick. “utensil up” by the afl here.

(swear filter lol)

 

[Toump Ass]

He basically used Zorko's dong like a rope and swung himself around, Tarzan-style.

I read this is Sandy Roberts voice. Brilliant call.

 

[Engimal v3]

3AW mentioning this evening that the AFL has released clearer footage that had a big impact on their decision

Spoiler

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

No me. I'm not surprised. Not at all.

AFL is incredibly homoerotic. Some of the stories I've heard about "footy trips" would make your friends at Peel nightclub blush.
Much more than "friendly pat on the arse", believe me.

Well you certainly can’t un-see the famous Nick Riewoldt/Zac Dawson photo from a decade ago.

It looked like a scene out of Caligula.

 

[Cripps 'n' Blue Bloods]

I read this is Sandy Roberts voice. Brilliant call.

I used Cometti. Centimetre perfect.

 

[bungalow_bill]

He knew. Of course he knew.

Dayne Zorko is a grub but this squirrel grip from Miller takes the biscuit in terms of utter shithousery.

Also, a like for the thread title. It's low hanging fruit but fair play to the OP.

Touk Miller has history as a dirty player V Lions. Previous games he has pinched & kneed Zorks legs to the point that he was covered in bruises. Just a nasty grub.

 

[bungalow_bill]

Logic prevails. Anybody supporting Touk in this is a tool

And letting their dislike of Zorko cloud their judgement

 

[NOBBYS]

Touk Miller has history as a dirty player V Lions. Previous games he has pinched & kneed Zorks legs to the point that he was covered in bruises. Just a nasty grub.

WHAT A SERIOUS LOAD OF GARBAGE

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Touk Miller has history as a dirty player V Lions. Previous games he has pinched & kneed Zorks legs to the point that he was covered in bruises. Just a nasty grub.

I've not noticed that but you'd be watching more closely than I.

Two grubs going at it then...all good but you can't just grab another guy's schlong.

 

[JasRulz63]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/dayne-zorko-and-touk-miller-reignite-longstanding-afl-rivalry/news-story/fe57c1d930a06e332f26b7e9f027d975

Excellent title for this video in hindsight.

 

[WilloTree]

Here's my prediction.

Zorko will do something untoward off the ball over the next couple of weeks - as is his want. Normally, fans boo, umpire flaps his arms around, we all move on with a bit of a shake of the head and grumble about what a grub he is. Nothing much.

This time - Zorko will get 3 weeks.

Zorko used the media to make the AFL look bad. That s**t will come back at you.

 

[bungalow_bill]

There’s the code of giving someone a reference at the tribunal to try and help them get downgraded, now there’s the Zorko code of publicly squealing and trying to get a bloke banned.

* me what a hypocritical little manlet as well, he’s had plenty of grubby moments and late hits on blokes. I remember him last year getting tagged and toweled up by a 1st year saint in Windhager and him punching him in the guts late after he disposed of the ball. No sooking, no public commentary about “I guess a punch is allowed now” from anyone at the club. The usual late gut punch, it was low impact, so a bit shitty but nothing major, the kind of thing Zorko would make into a shitstorm though based on this…


EDIT: Zorko: WAH.

Also Zorko:

Yeah like a tummy tap is the same thing as squeezing someone's plums to the point of bruising. Really?

 

[HairyO]

Here's my prediction.

Zorko will do something untoward off the ball over the next couple of weeks - as is his want. Normally, fans boo, umpire flaps his arms around, we all move on with a bit of a shake of the head and grumble about what a grub he is. Nothing much.

This time - Zorko will get 3 weeks.

Zorko used the media to make the AFL look bad. That s**t will come back at you.

It certainly puts a giant spotlight on yourself. The AFL wouldnt be happy.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

Here's my prediction.

Zorko will do something untoward off the ball over the next couple of weeks - as is his want. Normally, fans boo, umpire flaps his arms around, we all move on with a bit of a shake of the head and grumble about what a grub he is. Nothing much.

This time - Zorko will get 3 weeks.

Zorko used the media to make the AFL look bad. That s**t will come back at you.

It's not the first time he's gone on radio asking for players to be suspended either

 

[bungalow_bill]

I've not noticed that but you'd be watching more closely than I.

Two grubs going at it then...all good but you can't just grab another guy's schlong.

Sure thing Zorks has done some dirty acts and it's a continual source of frustration for us Lions fans

 

[Banyo Bloods]

well i hope if some of the posters itt get grabbed by the nuts at work they just continue about their business as usual like nothing happened

would seem to be the attitude they would like zorko to take based on their posting

Terrible analogy the majority don’t expect to even be tackled or have any physical contact in the workplace never mind a nut grab.

Can’t compare a contact sport to everyone’s place of business.

 

[Tom14]

Zorko is the biggest dickhead on an AFL list right now, but Miller had to absolutely go for that. 1 week is probably light.

I have no idea about Zorko off the field, but based on reported, alleged conduct from other players and criminal charges for some, not sure he's the biggest dickhead.

On the field - yeah he's really annoying and deservedly disliked.

 

[adammania9]

And letting their dislike of Zorko cloud their judgement

Seriously embarrassing, You cannot grab a bloke by their manhood. 1 week is a kind result.

 

[Tom14]

Seriously embarrassing, You cannot grab a bloke by their manhood. 1 week is a kind result.

Assume it was a negotiated outcome between the two clubs and the AFL given the MRO failure to make the report and to get it over with without the Suns fighting the suspension which they probably do if it was longer than a week.

 

[HairyO]

Assume it was a negotiated outcome between the two clubs and the AFL given the MRO failure to make the report and to get it over with without the Suns fighting the suspension which they probably do if it was longer than a week.

Yep there wouldnt have been time for a Tribunal and Appeal to be heard.

Players rarely want other players rubbed out for periods so I assume Zorko just needed to feel vindicated that his complaint was finally heard and Miller was suspended for something.

 

[WilloTree]

well i hope if some of the posters itt get grabbed by the nuts at work they just continue about their business as usual like nothing happened

would seem to be the attitude they would like zorko to take based on their posting

My goodness. What line of work are you in where people are actively trying to tackle you?