Let's pick over the still warm, slightly twitching dead carcass that is Norf's list

[Freomaniac]

Jesse White and Chris Mayne. Superstar forward line!

No jose

 

[True North]

Mason Wood and.....erm.....yeah that's about it.

Deal! We'll have your Hawthorn pick.

 

[Freomaniac]

How come you never posted in here last year when Geelong were doing it tough

the bloke is geelongs equivalent of tough man tony abbott

 

[Freomaniac]

Hi Bay.

It's list management time for 12 teams, with the 6 good teams casting one eye across the list management sphere as well.

North cleverly announced they were rebuilding before their final H&A game in a way that was sure to get their troops pumped for the end of the season. It is our responsibility to help them.

Looking at their list, are there any players worth trading for? They desperately need picks so they can start getting some young talent into the club and we know North fans are normally fair-minded judges of talent (rating Gav Urqhuardt over Pendles, or Atley over JJ).

Casting an eye over their list I see that young Wells chap is somehow a free agent.
There's a weird looking third forward who goes missing in finals slightly less than Jack Darling who might be worth a late fourth rounder as well.
Some young HBFer who is involved with a large fast food franchise looks like handy depth, and Chris Tarrent's cousin might develop into an accountable defender.

Anyone else willing to help North by trading for one of their players?

who would you take from norfs carcass? or do you rather take their 1st round pick?

 

[Snake_Baker]

I have my books
and my poetry to protect me
I am shielded in my armor

 

[William Wonka]

Norf this year is for dumping spuds on.

 

[Mofra]

who would you take from norfs carcass? or do you rather take their 1st round pick?

SEN suggests that Motlop is now their no 1 priority as they can't lure anyone else to their club.
We had no captain, coach or CEO and still managed to lure Boyd to us on less than 2/3 of what North were offering Martin or Kelly.

I'd take Cunnington and Ben Brown, perhaps Preuss although we have Tim English who will overtake him as soon as he puts on some weight. Robbie Tarrant would be handy back up too.

 

[Seethus]

SEN suggests that Motlop is now their no 1 priority as they can't lure anyone else to their club.
We had no captain, coach or CEO and still managed to lure Boyd to us on less than 2/3 of what North were offering Martin or Kelly.

I'd take Cunnington and Ben Brown, perhaps Preuss although we have Tim English who will overtake him as soon as he puts on some weight. Robbie Tarrant would be handy back up too.

lets face it no-one wants wants to play against 10k lolnorf fans week in week out.

 

[bombersfan4000]

I am shielded in my armor

 

[jdz101]

> "We're going to get 2 or 3 superstar free agents by offering bulk cap to them."
> In the one year where every team has just had a bumper cap increase.
> #lolnorf

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

SEN suggests that Motlop is now their no 1 priority as they can't lure anyone else to their club.
We had no captain, coach or CEO and still managed to lure Boyd to us on less than 2/3 of what North were offering Martin or Kelly.

I'd take Cunnington and Ben Brown, perhaps Preuss although we have Tim English who will overtake him as soon as he puts on some weight. Robbie Tarrant would be handy back up too.

Word around the traps is that the AFL are paying Ben Brown a significant amount outside the salary cap as an ambassador to get him to stay at Norf.

 

[eggtardo]

Given Schache is still potentially available despite re-signing have North fans gone early giving up on Martin?

 

[99cents]

I have my books
and my poetry to protect me
I am shielded in my armor

I am an island

 

[BRWB]

Word around the traps is that the AFL are paying Ben Brown a significant amount outside the salary cap as an ambassador to get him to stay at Norf.

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Hmm my mail was that Ben Brown is only staying at Norf on the understanding that the AFL shifts Norf to his home in Tassie with the bonus that he can play in front of bigger crowds. (Head count doubled...)

Lol Norf

And Mofra - like the use of dead and carcass together in the title - if it was anyone but Norf I'd call it a tautology

 

[Mofra]

And Mofra - like the use of dead and carcass together in the title - if it was anyone but Norf I'd call it a tautology

I like to defer to inference in questions of tautology.

'Corpse' infers a complete specimen, 'carcass' implies torso with a smattering of limbs in various states of disrepair.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Word around the traps is that the AFL are paying Ben Brown a significant amount outside the salary cap as an ambassador to get him to stay at Norf.

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A clown college scholarship?

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

A clown college scholarship?

No, I'm serious! I think it's LGBTI or something...

 

[Dujon11]

How long before they start playing home matches back at Arden St?

Waite, Goldstein, Thomas all gone plus the hacks from last year. Better sweepers than the Pakis

 

[Freomaniac]

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my disappointment was that bloke didn't have a gold plated ak-47 assault rifle

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

[insert;jelly.gif]

 

[Haduken]

I had a look on their club website Senior playing list and I thought I'd pick out the players I had never even heard of in ANY capacity, news reports articles, threads or anything really..

Jed Anderson;
Ben Jacobs;
Luke MsDonald;
Ryan Clarke;
Paul Ahern;
Jy Simpkin;
Ben McKay;
Daniel Nielsen;
Braydon Preuss;
Ed Vickers-Willis;
Declan Watson;
Nick Larkey;
Declan Mountford;
Cameron Zurhaar

So there you go, the most clogged list in the AFL

 

[Le Grille]

People call us irrelevant yet cant stop talking about us.

#northareeveryonesfavouriteteam

 

[Le Grille]

I had a look on their club website Senior playing list and I thought I'd pick out the players I had never even heard of in ANY capacity, news reports articles, threads or anything really..

Jed Anderson;
Ben Jacobs;
Luke MsDonald;
Ryan Clarke;
Paul Ahern;
Jy Simpkin;
Ben McKay;
Daniel Nielsen;
Braydon Preuss;
Ed Vickers-Willis;
Declan Watson;
Nick Larkey;
Declan Mountford;
Cameron Zurhaar

So there you go, the most clogged list in the AFL

Being well known due to being convicted for participation in an regime tantamount to cheating isn't the badge of honour you make it out to be.

 

[Haduken]

No, I'm serious! I think it's LGBTI or something...

acting gig?

 

[Le Grille]

acting gig?

Jeebus!

I was 9 or so when the original mini series came out, my cousin made me watch it, scared the shit out of me.