Society & Culture Little Things You Get Paranoid About.

[Ben the Gooner]

That randoms from the internet will add me on Facebook.

Oh wait.

 

[dales.girl38]

I get pretty paranoid about my Facebook account, and giving away my real name on bigfooty.

This. Oh, and dying alone and forgetting to lock my car. But mostly this.

 

[HSSB]

That randoms from the internet will add me on Facebook.

Oh wait.

I don't really care, all the people I accepted I trust and it's not like they'll go out posting about my personal life on fb I hope

 

[Igloo]

People coming into my house at any time of the day when the doors are unlocked.
This has happened on 3 occassions. Once a guy came in and pissed on one of my chairs, whilst I stood right in front of him saying "wtf?"
Also people jumping in the car at traffic lights.
Walking to the train station from uni (footscray) at night. So many people. So many people possibly in possession of knives.

 

[jacqui9]

For the few weeks after doing chief fire warden training, I was turning off every powerpoint in the house before going to bed

 

[Crimson Azure]

That I'm gonna get called out for spending too much time on the internet at work.

 

[Big48]

This

 

[magic_johnson!]

People coming into my house at any time of the day when the doors are unlocked.
This has happened on 3 occassions. Once a guy came in and pissed on one of my chairs, whilst I stood right in front of him saying "wtf?"
Also people jumping in the car at traffic lights.
Walking to the train station from uni (footscray) at night. So many people. So many people possibly in possession of knives.

I think you are the reason Geelong gets a bad rap. I've never heard of people doing those things here

 

[Igloo]

I think you are the reason Geelong gets a bad rap. I've never heard of people doing those things here

Haha, it was horrible. Used to live in Ryrie street when it happened, so I assume it was drunk people walking home from town.
I had to throw out my chair, and i liked that chair!
When a guy opened my car door to get in, luckily my dog was in the back so he didnt actually get in...but now I know, it can happen

 

[NAUGHT5]

- I always push the pedestrian button at traffic lights like 5 times because for some reason I have it in my head that once will just not work.

- As someone else said, no matter what shorts i'm wearing I always think PHONE! as I get in to a pool. Even though I have never broken a phone that way.

- Whenever I get breath tested I always think i'm going to be over the limit even if I haven't had a drink in 3 days+

 

[forward pocket]

- When you eat something that is past it's used by date by 24 hours and as you eat it you start thinking am I feeling sick? Oh no what have I done!!! Then to realise you are of course fine.

I did it this morning with Milk on my cereal that was dated as Best Before YESTERDAY, I thought to myself it will be fine and then as always started eating and I got nervous about the result - like heating takeaway after 2 days I always think mmmmm maybe I should NOT be eating this.

 

[woopedazz]

That a girl won't like my dick. I mean it's beautiful dick, but I'll be damned if I don't shit my pants a little every time a girl gets near it. Debilitating condition that has stopped me from picking up if I'm not really randy/already know the girl.

In before "Little Things You Get Paranoid About."

 

[Sainters4theflag]

- I always push the pedestrian button at traffic lights like 5 times because for some reason I have it in my head that once will just not work.

It comes faster the more you press it, because it thinks there are mroe people there.

- When you eat something that is past it's used by date by 24 hours and as you eat it you start thinking am I feeling sick? Oh no what have I done!!! Then to realise you are of course fine.

I did it this morning with Milk on my cereal that was dated as Best Before YESTERDAY, I thought to myself it will be fine and then as always started eating and I got nervous about the result - like heating takeaway after 2 days I always think mmmmm maybe I should NOT be eating this.

Undercooked sausages?

That a girl won't like my dick. I mean it's beautiful dick, but I'll be damned if I don't shit my pants a little every time a girl gets near it. Debilitating condition that has stopped me from picking up if I'm not really randy/already know the girl.

In before "Little Things You Get Paranoid About."

 

[Lensen]

How has this thread gone so far without the feeling of shitting yourself when you hear the garbage truck pull up at 5am on rubbish day, only to realise 3 seconds later that yes, you did put the bins out

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

I did it this morning with Milk on my cereal that was dated as Best Before YESTERDAY, I thought to myself it will be fine and then as always started eating and I got nervous about the result

You kept eating? Dude, I get paranoid about milk that still has a day to go. And there's no way I'm touching milk that is due on that day. Comes from a bad experience of smashing down half a carton that still had a day left. Got near the end of it and could feel chunks in my mouth. Disgusting!

 

[Marklar_33]

You kept eating? Dude, I get paranoid about milk that still has a day to go. And there's no way I'm touching milk that is due on that day. Comes from a bad experience of smashing down half a carton that still had a day left. Got near the end of it and could feel chunks in my mouth. Disgusting!

Yep. I dont **** with milk. I once poured out an out-of-date carton for recycling, and it came out all chunky...and so did my breakfast very soon afterwards

Only yesterday I found a carton of milk buried in my fridge that went out of date September 2nd. It was all bulging and gross and I couldnt go near it for fear of hurling...

 

[Marklar_33]

I've never done, nor been in possession of, illegal drugs in my life...but everytime I enter an airport, I am sure that they will find some in my bag! I even slide my shoes along the carpet in case I've picked up dust from someone else!

When our plane landed in LA last year, I had a mini freak-out to myself... didn't help that the walk to Customs in LA took freaking ages! And then cause of this I feel like I look suss trying to look normal...

 

[Marklar_33]

This. Oh, and dying alone and forgetting to lock my car. But mostly this.

Specific

 

[Schulzenfest]

In before "Little Things You Get Paranoid About."

Lol'ed irl.