Society & Culture Little Things You Get Paranoid About.

[TheStinger]

I think I am developing OCD about locking my front door.

 

[The Big Sticks]

Swooping birds during spring. ****ing magpies ruining a good September

****ing magpies ruin the start of summer every time. Every time I hear a bird make a sound i look around

 

[Bourky23]

- cops are after me every time i see them (even though i am white and would never get arrested/commit a crime)

 

[lewigie]

Wtf? so you were willing to let your dog get mauled by a snake?

Dogs make tonnes of noise, scares snakes away.

And I'd rather my dog get bitten than me tbh. Nothing against my dog, though.

 

[Pavs Nose]

Dogs make tonnes of noise, scares snakes away.

And I'd rather my dog get bitten than me tbh. Nothing against my dog, though.

Jesus christ.. grow a pair, go get a shovel and slice that snake in half like a real man

 

[lewigie]

Not when you can't see the ****ers.

 

[RickSanchez]

****ing magpies ruin the start of summer every time. Every time I hear a bird make a sound i look around

damn man i can't believe i forgot about that one, probably because it isn't little but a big thing i get paranoid about. I am really bad with that as happened heaps to me as a kid and every day when i went to uni, hate them. I see like kids playing on the street OK then i see a bird and i like want to cross the street. I like go a long way to avoid them when i go on a run or walk or whatever. I'm a little bitch.

 

[Lotch]

Good thread

Keys, phone and wallet check
Sometimes check the alarm a few times after it has been set.
I thought about the magpie thing more when I was younger (bikes rides etc)

Can't think of any others atm.

 

[Mr Gor]

- If there's the slightest doubt that I forgot to lock my car after getting out of it I HAVE to go back and check, especially since that one time I went back to check and it was actually unlocked afterall :S

- Stepping in dog shit when I'm at a park or something, I focus too much on where I'm walking when on grass.

- Things in the water at the beach. If I venture out at all into remotely deep waters I'm constantly thinking about what might be there. A brush with some seaweed is enough to make me lose it.

 

[7zark7]

-I have had asthma since I was a kid and cannot leave the house without a ventolin even thought I hardly use it.

-When going overseas I check for my passport every 2 seconds before walking out the door.

-When in Europe I check for my wallet every 5 minutes when in public due to stories about pick pockets.

 

[raskolnikov]

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-When in Europe I check for my wallet every 5 minutes when in public due to stories about pick pockets.

I misplaced my passport the day before I was to go to the US. I couldn't find it anywhere. I was out of my mind. I eventually went to the passport office in Melbourne and got them to give me another one. I found my original about 5 minutes after I go home.

 

[centrelink1]

****ing magpies ruin the start of summer every time. Every time I hear a bird make a sound i look around

This

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

S****ing magpies ruining a good September

You mean October!

I'm the same with my phone, wallet or keys. Constantly checking for them. Always panic when I can't feel the phone, but then realise it's behind the wallet. Freaked out so many times the other night because I went out drinking but left the wallet at home and just took cash and cards. So much easier but kept thinking that I'd lost it.

 

[Jimi]

I cant have a shower knowing the toilet lid is up.

 

[r dub 19]

Once I was so paranoid I left the iron on I told my mate where our spare key was and got him to go check. He went with his girlfriend and decided to hookup on my bed as well

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

I remember when I was a kid I had to have my bedroom door open at a certain angle so I could see from my room into the hallway - just incase any burglars were walking past.

These days though..

- check for spiders whenever I'm in the shower

- door closed whenever I use an electric shaver

- whenever I get small weird things on my skin I think I'm dying

- whenever I hear a car door outside my house at night I have to check who it is to make sure it isn't a murderer or the police - even though i've done nothing wrong.

 

[Hawks1523]

I sleep with knives under my bed. If I hear one noise outside or my roof creek, I'm most likely not getting to sleep.

When I hear car doors or police helicopters, I always close my blinds.

I'm always paranoid I've left the tv / computer / heater / playstation on.

Or left any of the doors / windows open or unlocked.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Whenever I have my speakers on loud, I'm convinced the phone is ringing or someone's calling me.

 

[HSSB]

I get paranoid about alot of sh*t

Whenever I get out of a cab I check that I've got all my stuff, same with a plane or bus.

I get paranoid that that group of tough c**** over there are going to try and beat the sh*t out of me.

That I am too awesome for society therefore I have to post on GD

 

[The Chiefton]

Always get paranoid when the seagulls start to hover above the MCG. I think that I will cop a massive blob of shit on me!!

 

[HahnPremium]

Get paranoid thinking that the total membership of Bigfooty is made up of only about 100 individuals with many accounts with severe sociopathic problems.
And are pathological liars.
And wet beds well into their early 20's.
Thank christ its only paranoia.

 

[sblack]

Locking doors. When I was younger, I was always last out before school. Paranoia started halfway up the hill towards the bus. Continued well into HS years. New house is pretty much always inhabited and on a very quiet street.

Any police car that I drive past.

People going through my room/PC/phone.

 

[smiths]

-Making sure my phone alarm clock is set + making sure it is set for am instead of pm
-Not downloading shit quality torrents
-Trying to not play glitchers in Madden, FIFA, NHL (you can tell from the team they use)

 

[FootyJunkie]

-If a girl is pregnant after sechs, even when I used a jacket and she's on the pill.

this

my mind wanders whenever the gf says she's nauseous, even made her take the prego test one time because she was feeling really sick and the dinger did fall off during the deed a few weeks earlier

 

[pezz]

two words no man wants to hear:

Im Late.....

Shortly followed by

Two words no woman wants to hear:

Falcon Punch...