Pets Man has a 15cm eel swim into his penis!

[Teffy]

A MAN has had an eel removed from his bladder after it entered his body through his penis.

Zhang Nan, 56, from Hubei province, China, was relaxing in a spa bath with live eels to let them feed on his dead skin when one started travelling up his urethra.

"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body," he said. "But then, suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis. "I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."

The surgeon who extracted the eel from Zhang's bladder explained: "The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower. But because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and got into the penis smoothly."

The operation lasted three hours.

The 15cm eel was found dead.


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifesty...from-his-bladder/story-e6frfhk6-1226138663264

I think Zhang might qualify for "dead set legend" status.

 

[grizzlym]

I saw that article. It made me decidedly ill.

 

[Crimson Azure]

I saw that article. It made me decidedly ill.

Yeah I'm not a big fan of eel either, especially smoked eel.

He was dead inside the bladder. In that situation I guess you could say the eel was always swimming upstream.

 

[The Half Back]

The eel was found dead

what did that guy eat??

 

[hawkaz1]

Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can!
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[Messenger]

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

 

[coke_zero]

yum...

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Made me squirm

 

[Mooster7]

Like chainsaw juggling, sitting in a hot tub letting eels eat dead skin off your body can lead to some terribly weird happenstance.

And if the happenstance involves your penis, let it be with the eel sitter, says the chainsaw juggler.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Yuck, looks like ill never go bathing with eels again

 

[thecatattack]

Da ****? That's painful to read.

 

[Gus]

Note to self: wear a condom next time I bathe with eels.

 

[Andre]

I think Zhang might qualify for "dead set legend" status.

I've found a picture of Zhang.

He should just come out of the closet.

"Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see..."

 

[Total_Juddshanks]

Like chainsaw juggling, sitting in a hot tub letting eels eat dead skin off your body can lead to some terribly weird happenstance.

And if the happenstance involves your penis, let it be with the eel sitter, says the chainsaw juggler.

I don't quite know why, but as we watch China's inevitable rise to superpower status, I find it oddly reassuring to know that their society has just as many a-grade morons as the West does.

 

[Dan]

Does this count as.....getting some?

 

[tazaa]

how the **** did they do the surgery

im gonna go to china and sell exfoliating products
il become a billionaire