Marc Murphy - Softest, least inspiring captain in the history of the AFL

[mufassa]

Good player shithouse choice as captain.

I just hope *Essendon make Heppell captain one day. If Murphy is is called soft then Heppell the powder puff would cop a hiding.

 

[Vtorians]

I just hope *Essendon make Heppell captain one day. If Murphy is is called soft then Heppell the powder puff would cop a hiding.

Plenty of duckers, floppers & scaredy cats in Norfs side, one of the weakest teams in the afl.

 

[Collingwoodity]

I just hope *Essendon make Heppell captain one day. If Murphy is is called soft then Heppell the powder puff would cop a hiding.

Lol @ norf flogs having a go at any side other than durex's brisbane, the bulldogs, garrrry lyon's melhorn and greater western shit.

 

[mufassa]

Plenty of duckers, floppers & scaredy cats in Norfs side, one of the weakest teams in the afl.

Any Shortstepells or Footsteppells?? I have proof he is the weakest player in the AFL. Proof is nice.

 

[db swannie]

Bay13 pepper your Angus. I have figured out to screen capture games on my iPad so can post pics on request.

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That's the "Nick-I-need-a-free-Riewoldt" look to the umpire isn't it? How appropriate he should perfect it in a game against St Kilda.

 

[db swannie]

Dunno what happened there or why he felt the need to jump. Despite what everyone thinks of Eddie (junktime, figjam or whatever) he's a heck of a nice dude and definitely not the sniping type. I have no doubt in my mind his intent was innocent but that won't matter to the MRP.

He should've got him in a headlock instead then rode his head into the ground, then no buddy worries then, all good.

 

[W. Smithers]

Added Richmond captain Trent Cotchin of Marc Murphy: "he's always forward of the ball."

Trent is just saying what we're all thinking.

 

[Vtorians]

Any Shortstepells or Footsteppells?? I have proof he is the weakest player in the AFL. Proof is nice.

Do you actually watch Norf play? Proof lol

Go dig that one up of Shatley in the nab cup, probably the 2nd worst i've seen in last 20+ yrs, the only one that beats it is the other ex Norf ******* Pederson for his laughable effort for melb in rd1

 

[Paranoid]

It's embarrassing the way he looks straight to the umps for a free every time he is tackled. Almost Selwood like.

 

[Ron]

It's embarrassing the way he looks straight to the umps for a free every time he is tackled. Almost Selwood like.

He has the football ability of Troy.

 

[db swannie]

It's embarrassing the way he looks straight to the umps for a free every time he is tackled. Almost Selwood like.

They've all learned from the current Zen master of umpire whispering, Nick Riewoldt.

 

[mufassa]

Do you actually watch Norf play? Proof lol

Go dig that one up of Shatley in the nab cup, probably the 2nd worst i've seen in last 20+ yrs, the only one that beats it is the other ex Norf ******* Pederson for his laughable effort for melb in rd1

Nice try - these are the two biggest pull outs in the last 25 years - both by the same player in the 1 year. When a player is scared of Lindsay Thomas you know they are in huge trouble.






Heppell did not need "Vitamin C" injections last year - he needed someone to inject him with some balls.

 

[Claude Balls]

There will never again be a captain as bad as Richie Vandenberg.

 

[Vtorians]

Nice try - these are the two biggest pull outs in the last 25 years - both by the same player in the 1 year. When a player is scared of Lindsay Thomas you know they are in huge trouble.






Heppell did not need "Vitamin C" injections last year - he needed someone to inject him with some balls.

Just like half your team, you're a sad one trick pony

 

[mufassa]

Just like half your team, you're a sad one trick pony

11th - yeah we know which team is softer. Get some balls Heppell!!

 

[Tiger2709]

His diving is ******* pathetic. Imagine making Angus Monfries your captain.

Maybe they are hoping they can train out the Essendon trait of diving and faking?

 

[Jobe Watson]

Go dig that one up of Shatley in the nab cup, probably the 2nd worst i've seen in last 20+ yrs, the only one that beats it is the other ex Norf ******* Pederson for his laughable effort for melb in rd1

Here's one I prepared earlier:

Atley isn't the only North crab that squibs contests. Leigh Adams, Liam Anthony...

Back on topic, I agree about Murphy. Caught him diving last year vs. GWS and have noticed it more and more since. Can't handle a tag. Can't push through a minor knock. Can't handle the captaincy.

 

[mufassa]

Here's one I prepared earlier:

Atley isn't the only North crab that squibs contests. Leigh Adams, Liam Anthony...

Back on topic, I agree about Murphy. Caught him diving last year vs. GWS and have noticed it more and more since. Can't handle a tag. Can't push through a minor knock. Can't handle the captaincy.

Lol - they are poles apart. Heppell is so much worse and every football follower agrees. Nab cup!!

 

[maceman]

Sure he's not very inspirational, but surely you haven't forgotten about brad green vest already. Not even in the same league.

That was embarassing.

 

[Pancakes]

Brisbane dodged a massive bullet when this scrub decided to stay in Melbourne and not move up north.

 

[Hodgepodge]

More heat needs to be put on Judd imo.

He's getting tagged out of games by Nick Dal Santo now.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Amazingly... Razor was oddly generous to us last night. I've never ever seen that before, usually he can't wait to ream us.

I guess his desire to ream St Kilda overrode it

Ahhh-but st.fiddler reamed 3-4 instead

 

[March Hare]

Was at the shops today, walked past Bakers Delight and noticed they are doing their fund raising for breast cancer research with pink iced buns.

Mmm, pink iced buns...

 

[Bombers 2003]

I just hope *Essendon make Heppell captain one day. If Murphy is is called soft then Heppell the powder puff would cop a hiding.

of course mufassa and boomer takes his orders from shayne

 

[Bomberblitzer]

lol @ the fact that norf has a culture built upon 'trying hard' and 'honourable losses'.

most pissweak club with the most pissweak culture in the league. andrew spit and swallow doesnt deserve to be surrounded by a bunch of duds like firrito and shatley