Mofra
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- Dec 6, 2005
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Ok, so September is almost upon us which means football is almost over. Ahem.
Anyways while many famous media icons prefer to blow smoke up the collective arses of players who probably don't deserve it, we at the Bay 13 Department of Keeping Things Real understand that for every Tom Liberatore, Gary Ablett or Ryan Griffen, there is an uber-spud whose time, effort and failure to live up to the opportunities grated to them should cause supporters to demand their membership dollars back.
This is a celebration of those for whom mediocrity is a level they have failed to achieve, whose misdeed make the rest of us non-professionals feel better about ourselves. This is the bottom 50.
The rules:
- My listings are final. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
- The order is (basically) sorted already.
- Players with less than 20 games in total are excluded.
- Ideally, a player has spent 3 years or longer on an AFL list.
- Weightings have been granted for those who are over-rated, over paid, are noted squibs and who are overtly Gen Z.
- Votes for Jack Watts will not be counted. Probably.
- Yes, there are Bulldog players in my list. No bias is intended.
Player profiles will be prepared for your entertainment progressively over September.
Hyperlinks now available to each profile.
Official List:
50. Jason Tutt
49. Michael Hurley
48. Aaron Cornelius
47. Jack Trengove
46. Scott Gumbleton
45. Alex Silvagni
44. Mark Jamar
43. Nick Duigan
42. Cameron Pedersen
41. Jarrad Waite
40. Michael Firrito
39. Luke Tapscott
38. Tom Scully
37. Rhys Stanley
36. Lukas Markovic
35. Drew Petrie
34. Travis Colyer
33. Josh Hunt
32. James Sellar
31. Lynden Dunn
30. Jared Petrenko
29. Adam Selwood
28. Rohan Bail
27. Trent Dennis-Lane
26. Ben Jacobs
25. David Hille
24. John Butcher
23. Rhys Palmer
22. Quinten Lynch
21. Chris Yarran
20. Jordan Russell
19. Terry Milera
18. Setanta O'hAilpin
17. Aaron Joseph
16. Robin Nahas
15. Bret Thornton
14. Stefan Martin
13. Shaun McKernan
12. Sam Reid
11. Campbell Brown
10. Alwyn Davey (brought to you by Aaron Davey)
9. Nick Maxwell
8. Daniel Stewart
7. Patrick Veszpremi
6. Richard Tambling
5. Brent Renouf
4. Karmichael Hunt
3. Stephen Milne
2. Cale Morton
Pick #1 - Justin Koschitzke
Anyways while many famous media icons prefer to blow smoke up the collective arses of players who probably don't deserve it, we at the Bay 13 Department of Keeping Things Real understand that for every Tom Liberatore, Gary Ablett or Ryan Griffen, there is an uber-spud whose time, effort and failure to live up to the opportunities grated to them should cause supporters to demand their membership dollars back.
This is a celebration of those for whom mediocrity is a level they have failed to achieve, whose misdeed make the rest of us non-professionals feel better about ourselves. This is the bottom 50.
The rules:
- My listings are final. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
- The order is (basically) sorted already.
- Players with less than 20 games in total are excluded.
- Ideally, a player has spent 3 years or longer on an AFL list.
- Weightings have been granted for those who are over-rated, over paid, are noted squibs and who are overtly Gen Z.
- Votes for Jack Watts will not be counted. Probably.
- Yes, there are Bulldog players in my list. No bias is intended.
Player profiles will be prepared for your entertainment progressively over September.
Hyperlinks now available to each profile.
Official List:
50. Jason Tutt
49. Michael Hurley
48. Aaron Cornelius
47. Jack Trengove
46. Scott Gumbleton
45. Alex Silvagni
44. Mark Jamar
43. Nick Duigan
42. Cameron Pedersen
41. Jarrad Waite
40. Michael Firrito
39. Luke Tapscott
38. Tom Scully
37. Rhys Stanley
36. Lukas Markovic
35. Drew Petrie
34. Travis Colyer
33. Josh Hunt
32. James Sellar
31. Lynden Dunn
30. Jared Petrenko
29. Adam Selwood
28. Rohan Bail
27. Trent Dennis-Lane
26. Ben Jacobs
25. David Hille
24. John Butcher
23. Rhys Palmer
22. Quinten Lynch
21. Chris Yarran
20. Jordan Russell
19. Terry Milera
18. Setanta O'hAilpin
17. Aaron Joseph
16. Robin Nahas
15. Bret Thornton
14. Stefan Martin
13. Shaun McKernan
12. Sam Reid
11. Campbell Brown
10. Alwyn Davey (brought to you by Aaron Davey)
9. Nick Maxwell
8. Daniel Stewart
7. Patrick Veszpremi
6. Richard Tambling
5. Brent Renouf
4. Karmichael Hunt
3. Stephen Milne
2. Cale Morton
Pick #1 - Justin Koschitzke