Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 of 2017 - the "finals were better last year" Edition

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Put it out there
  1. Mofra

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    Hi Bay,

    Now that we have established that 2016 was the greatest season of VFL/AFL/sub-standard state league football of all time and the game has been in a steady decline ever since, it's time to reflect on the players which once again served to make us, the viewing public, feel better about ourselves.

    In an era of increased professionalism and financial reward so increases the level of public scrutiny. With this in mind we, as the Bay brethren, have a duty to AFL, sport in general and the wider society, to ensure that scrutiny is well directed. Let's direct.

    The rules
    - My listings are final. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.
    - The order is roughly sorted in some fluid manner.
    - Players with less than 20 games in total are excluded, although there is some small allowances given for extraordinary spudness in the face of battle - especially for players who have spent extra time in the AFL environment and/or were first round picks.
    - Players who have not played a senior game this year are excluded, and only in extraordinary spudness in the face of battle can this rule be broken (the "Colin Sylvia" rule).
    - Weightings have been granted for those who are over-rated, over paid, divers, are noted squibs and/or who are overtly Gen Z/Hipster.

    The list
    50 - Tom Liberatore
    49 - Cyril Rioli
    48 - Tomas Bugg
    47 - Mark Lecras
    46 - Shane Mumford
    45 - Fletcher Roberts
    44 - Mark Blicavs
    43 - Shane Kersten
    42 - Daniel Menzel
    41 - Travis Colyer
    40 - Tory Dickson
    39 - Trent McKenzie
    38 - Cameron "Cam" McCarthy
    37 - Craig Bird
    36 - Billy Hartung
    35 - Jack Watts
    34 - Shaun Atley
    33 - Tendai Mzungu
    32 - Todd Goldstein
    31 - Jarrad Grant
    30 - Mitch Honeychurch
    29 - Dean Kent
    28 - Billie Smedts
    27 - Aaron Black
    26 - Travis Cloke
    25 - Jesse White
    24 - Nick Suban
    23 - Clay Smith
    22 - Tom Hickey
    21 - Brent Stanton
    20 - Blaine Boekhorst
    19 - Paddy McCartin
    18 - Hayden Ballantyne
    17 - Andrew Swallow
    16 - Rhys Stanley
    15 - Majak Daw
    14 - Jimmy Toumpas
    13 - Ben Lennon
    12 - Josh Gibson
    11 - Gary Rohan
    The Players only saved by the fact they didn't play a game 2017
    10b - Josh Hill
    10a - Chris Masten
    9 - Jake Stringer
    8 - Brett Deledio
    7 - Josh Jenkins
    6 - Gary Ablett Jnr
    5 - Zac Dawson
    4 - Tom Boyd
    * - Jobe Watson
    3 - Kurt Tippett
    2 - Chris Mayne
    1 - Tyrone "Ty" Vickery
     
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    Tom boyd at 1?
     
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    I'm already anticipating the delicious tears when premiership hero Tom Boyd doesn't make the list. :thumbsu:
     
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    Jake Stringer

    Or more likely Vickery
     
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    Bulldogs trifecta?

    1. Cloke
    2. Boyd
    3. Stringer
     
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    Also expecting to see Rioli high up which will get some Hawthorn melts
     
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    Chris Mayne come on down.
     
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    Vickery surely ??
     
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    Good suggestion !!
     
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    Libba will make it as well I feel.
     
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    There are many worthy candidates this year, I would like to thank them all for their efforts....
     
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    Will AFLW players be included ala brownlow night?
     
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    Stringer's value about to drop even further.
     
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    Vickery will be the first time I won't be disappointed when a Hawthorn player makes it.
     
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    It's back!

    My favourite thread of the year.
     
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    I'm feeling a Vickery/Mayne quinella.

    Expecting Boyd and Stringer to finish around 30 and cause some melts for not finishing higher.
     
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    Tippett to be Top 5/10 too.

    And y'know I don't think it's undeserving either.
     
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    The real question is which bulldogs players won’t make it?
     
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