Non-AFL chat thread

[stmookeyj]

The worst. I jarred my little finger playing footy so many times on my right hand that I can no longer have it straight. It's almost on about a 30 degree angle now.
What'd you do to your thumb?

Have a feeling a spoiling attempt from some douche hit my thumb at the same time as the pill arrived. Unlike last year where my baby finger got caught in someone's jumper and I couldn't bend it for a month or so (still played). Give it a few days and it will be right again.


If you want pics just see my instagram (mhjeffrey027)....

 

[timtamWB]

can you be lazy enough not to eat junk food?
because that's really all you need to do.
Gym stuff just "fastens" it a bit.

When you're depressed junk food is so easy to eat so that's always fun.

I have cut out soft drink and dropped from 90kg to 85kg, I want to drop down to below 80 though, going to cut out the junk food, thanks mate

 

[immortalmike]

When you're depressed junk food is so easy to eat so that's always fun.

I have cut out soft drink and dropped from 90kg to 85kg, I want to drop down to below 80 though, going to cut out the junk food, thanks mate

You'd be surprised at how much diet and excercise can aid in weight loss, it's like some sort secret the government has been keeping from us.
Bloody Tony Abbott.

 

[timtamWB]

You'd be surprised at how much diet and excercise can aid in weight loss, it's like some sort secret the government has been keeping from us.
Bloody Tony Abbott.

The diet I can do, or at least eat a bit healthier, only problem is that you lack motivation to cook healthier instead of getting cheap easy meals is hard, as is getting out to exercise. One step at a time though.

But I'll blame Abbott. I mean it probably is his fault.

 

[Igloo]

If you want pics just see my instagram (mhjeffrey027)....

Ouch... Side on shot shows it nicely.

 

[immortalmike]

The diet I can do, or at least eat a bit healthier, only problem is that you lack motivation to cook healthier instead of getting cheap easy meals is hard, as is getting out to exercise. One step at a time though.

But I'll blame Abbott. I mean it probably is his fault.

I used to be much the same, now I run 6 km a day. If you force yourself you end up getting used to it. Especially once you start seeing results. Still would rather be doing anything else though...

 

[Igloo]

The diet I can do, or at least eat a bit healthier, only problem is that you lack motivation to cook healthier instead of getting cheap easy meals is hard, as is getting out to exercise. One step at a time though.

But I'll blame Abbott. I mean it probably is his fault.

I have a horrible diet which I can't see changing, but I can get by with mostly exercise. I've started yoga (done 3 sessions, pretty much a master by now) and I can tell it's good shit already. Don't even have to leave the house for my exercise now

 

[Dav1d]

speaking of Junk Food
Watching, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

the whole idea about a man with candy promising to fulfill each of the childrens wishes? can't be the only one that it creeps out

 

[Dav1d]

Nah, it looks too orchestrated
I'll give the random girl some credit, she also has #9 on her jumper IIRC

People who are scared of paedophiles need to grow up

 

[VitalDread]

Have a feeling a spoiling attempt from some douche hit my thumb at the same time as the pill arrived. Unlike last year where my baby finger got caught in someone's jumper and I couldn't bend it for a month or so (still played). Give it a few days and it will be right again.


If you want pics just see my instagram (mhjeffrey027)....

I have now seen what appears to be your nipple.

I feel like we just bonded

 

[VitalDread]

People who are scared of paedophiles need to grow up

Im ashamed i laughed at that hahah

 

[Dav1d]

Im ashamed i laughed at that hahah

it was the most polite one I could get away with saying

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

People who are scared of paedophiles need to grow up

Im ashamed i laughed at that hahah

Seconded

 

[Dav1d]

Seconded

it is difficult to find a paedophile joke that doesn't mention Michael Jackson or a priest

 

[immortalmike]

I have a horrible diet which I can't see changing, but I can get by with mostly exercise. I've started yoga (done 3 sessions, pretty much a master by now) and I can tell it's good shit already. Don't even have to leave the house for my exercise now

DDP Yoga?

speaking of Junk Food
Watching, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

the whole idea about a man with candy promising to fulfill each of the childrens wishes? can't be the only one that it creeps out

Not if that man is played by Gene Wilder. Johnny Depp however...shudder.

 

[Igloo]

DDP Yoga?

Trust you to guess that . Yes indeed. Loving it so far.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

DDP Yoga?

Not if that man is played by Gene Wilder. Johnny Depp however...shudder.

Wilder's performance in this scene alone outstrips Depp's entire performance.

 

[Dav1d]

Not if that man is played by Gene Wilder. Johnny Depp however...shudder.

How about the candy man at the start?
Doesn't take any cash from those kids, but Charlie takes one block and he is coughing to get his attention with his hand out

Johnny Depp one is supposed to be more accurate to the book though I thought

Sometimes I think people here are like Veruca with wanting results, 'I want it now!'

 

[Dav1d]

Wilder's performance in this scene alone outstrips Depp's entire performance.

you didn't see the alternate ending obviously

 

[immortalmike]

Trust you to guess that . Yes indeed. Loving it so far.

You left too many hints. Yoga and not leaving home. I was thinking it's either Trish Stratus or DDP, and DDP's easier to get.

Wilder's performance in this scene alone outstrips Depp's entire performance.

Love Depp as an actor but that movie was terrible. Wilder was the perfect Willy Wonka.

How about the candy man at the start?
Doesn't take any cash from those kids, but Charlie takes one block and he is coughing to get his attention with his hand out

Johnny Depp one is supposed to be more accurate to the book though I thought

Sometimes I think people here are like Veruca with wanting results, 'I want it now!'

Haha, always annoyed me too. Was going to make another Abbott joke but thought I'd used up my daily allocation.

As a fan of the book (read it several times as a kid) I'm not sure that's entirely true. Yeah it has more scenes from the book but it misses the heart that Dahl wrote into it. The original movie is a genuine classic that can be watched as both a child and adult.

McCartney thread is entirely filled with Veruca Salts. And a couple of Mike Teavees...

 

[Dav1d]

As a fan of the book (read it several times as a kid) I'm not sure that's entirely true. Yeah it has more scenes from the book but it misses the heart that Dahl wrote into it. The original movie is a genuine classic that can be watched as both a child and adult.

McCartney thread is entirely filled with Veruca Salts. And a couple of Mike Teavees...

I am watching it right now at the scene in his office
where everything is in halves and a youtube comment said Mrs Wonka took half of everything

but I like how in the old version, you don't see what happens to the other kids
but in the new version it shows them alive and not well, but still alive

 

[Dav1d]

hated this teacher in the film, good clip

 

[immortalmike]

hated this teacher in the film, good clip

One of the most punchable faces of all time.

 

[timtamWB]

hated this teacher in the film, good clip

That's strange, I don't remember the scene ending that way

 

[Rocketsurgery]

The best acting moment in the entire film was by the girl in the candy man scene. She gets cracked in the chin when the candy man lifts the counter top up. You actually see her head go back as she gets hit, but she just carries on like nothing happened. That's a tough little kid.