Oh jolly good

[Alfred]

Well hello all my name is Alfred and i follow Melbourne football club.So a big hello chaps to all.Could some one please tell me how did we fare in this years Ansett cup series ? You see i wasn't paying attention as i was trying to rort the GST that lovely john placed upon us.Lovely chap little johnny.Can some please tell me when snow season commences as i wont be available to see my lovely demons oh jolly good lets go dees.Oh heck where is my tweed jacket you know the one it has leather patches in the elbow areas.How do you think we will travel this year (oh no dont be silly im talking about football im going to the snow in my latest 4 wheel drive )do you think the dees have a chance this year'oh jolly good'.

Oh it's been so long since i've been to the football hows ronny bar arsi goin has he bought us that flag yet'he's a jolly good chap'has a little bit of working class in him we we must not hold that against him.

I here pete you know him chaps reithy sorted out that working class scum oops that was a clanger sorry chaps i wont use profanity again.

Well chaps as much as i enjoy talking to you all i must be off.Dinner is being served in the main dining room oh goodness me, i wonder what the poor are eating tonite
But dont despair chaps i will be back from time to time to enquire about our dee boys there nice looking chaps dont you think
hoo roo.
Alfred.

 

[karnaby]

Does Alfred = Phil Doyle?

 

[JLC]

I say Alfred ,

What brand of skiis do you own ???

You should follow a real team like Collingwood. Alfred have you ever been in the Ponsford Stand ??

I think you would have a jolly good time. We will add a few words to your vocabulary

APA

 

[AlfAndrews]

That's a fine name you've got there, old chap.

Anyway ... just thought I'd leave you with a message I'm sure you'll appreciate. You are an Eton boy, I presume.



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**floreat pica**

 

[Alfred]

Good morning chaps sleep well did we i slept comfortably thank you boys jolly good i see i got some responses to my introduction splendid stuff i say.I would not sit in the rather dirty ponsford stand you see chaps i have trouble mixing with the working class establishment they tend to pong a bit.

I feel so much better in our members stand you know chaps birds of a feather flock together it's a rather old expression but still well used.

Hello JLC what an unusual name but i like it
and who do follow i think you would have to be a dee with that name well done to you i say.

Hello Alf a common name but by your reply common not by nature well said ole chap.
I bet you to are a fellow dee we have probably stood side by side in a polling booth somewhere sticking it up those labor commo's well hasn't our lil johnny fixed them up oh rather.

The butler is calling apparantly my breakfast is being served i must go chaps
hoo roo
go the dee's
Alfred

 

[Asgardian]

It can't be, can it?

You must be Lord Alfred of Pithington, your good wife, Lady Lavagina is well I hope, (that nasty rash all cleared up?).

Is your son, Major Eric Rection, still pumping away in our armed forces, I do hope so, nothing like a little stiffening being added to our military muscle.

Your daughter and her new husbad, Dick & Clitoria Suxcoxwell, are fast rising up the social ladder at the club I see.

Lord Alfred, or may I use your name we use in "THE LONG ROOM" Pithy 'ol boy, when will we see you next at the G?

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Chris

(Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus)

[This message has been edited by Asgardian (edited 10 March 2001).]

 

[hilly]

Originally posted by Alfred:


....Hello Alf a common name but by your reply common not by nature well said ole chap.
I bet you to are a fellow dee we have probably stood side by side in a polling booth somewhere sticking it up those labor commo's....

I wouldn't bet on it

 

[BIG POPPA PUMP]

Alfred, you buying a membership this year, mate?