Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 26

[WillemDaDrew]

Tomorrow’s Headline.
“Brave Crows Pipped At The Post Again”

 

[gbear]

The Crows are a seriously average football team. Can't believe I thought they'd make the eight.

I had them finishing 10th, think I might be on the mark.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

The big flog dog doggity running in to an open goal and hitting the post probably cost them any chance.

Laugh, I thought I was going to hurt myself.

Possibly my moment of the match

 

[240volt]

This crows side will beat us

Yeah your spot on sport.

 

[Flash of power]

Turning on 5AA just for the lols

 

[PAFC66]

Lol they're still shit.
Not sure what has happened to their game they're normally attacking and take risks through the middle, they just went ken hinkley long to nothing every time..

 

[Duckimus Prime]

The AFL will be desperate to make up for the Sydney game last year so they'll get an arm chair ride all year.

They're just getting the same armchair ride they had all last year. Including the one that helped get them back into that game against Sydney.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I had them finishing 10th, think I might be on the mark.

Wondering who are the 8 teams worse than them

 

[Marmozet]

Geelong are going to be back up there this year

Their 2023 form was good while it lasted.

 

[Hot Port]

Those free kicks paid to the crows will never be paid to us. Even that, they still couldn’t win!

Absolutely overrated, they are actually going backwards.

Lucky I sticked to my Geelong tip..

 

[Adz2332]

Who's the chick Geelong have playing for them with the long hair in a pony tail?

 

[PowerBaz]

Possibly my moment of the match

I find their jumper my moment, it’s trash.

Also Obriens gammy legs.

 

[PowerBaz]

Who's the chick Geelong have playing for them with the long hair in a pony tail?

Scarlett

 

[chiwigi]

The Crows are the Kane Mitchell/Ben Keays

2

Ben Keays

Age

27

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.1

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.9

5star

G

0.4

3star

D

13.7

3star

K

8.7

3star

HB

5.0

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.7

4star

G

0.3

3star

D

13.0

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

8.2

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

4.4

5star

G

0.4

3star

of footy.
Just being super fit isn’t really enough.

 

[gbear]

Wondering who are the 8 teams worse than them

Well, I am happy to admit I may be wrong and they may finish even lower!

 

[Portmagpies36]

Everyone said the cows are different at home…. They were right they are ****ing worse.

 

[sobrave]

Geelong are going to be back up there this year

Their 2023 form was good while it lasted.

They were shit lol

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

 

[gtrxuone]

Lindy going to phone up and say.18/8 frees was not good enough,lol

 

[Expat power]

Turning on 5AA just for the lols

Please let Sammy from Osborne through

 

[Ralph Lorenz]

Poor quality footy to watch especially for a Friday night. Geelong looked very ugly at times and the forward line were toying with it at the end there. Insipid.

 

[Nelso]

Crows are bog average but you know that they will be able to outsmart Donuts when the time comes.

 

[GoPorts]

Nice goal Izak. View attachment 1936396

Inspo for the front page of tomorrow's advertiser

 

[Ford Fairlane]

If that's the best tagging job they can do on Stewart, we could trade them McEntee.

 

[portly]

So many skill errors, both sides.