[Robot Intercourse] Fellow humans, our days as the dominant species are numbered.

[A Cut Above]

https://www.futuretimeline.net/blog/2018/09/25.htm

If a machine is more intelligent than you & teaches itself faster than you can, do you still think of it as a machine or as a conscioussness? The world's top AI experts are predicting machines will surpass us in as little as 5-10 years, and the repurcussions for humanity go far beyond job losses - the entire nature of society and what it means to be human will be radically altered forever.

How this will impact the AFL I can't imagine, but robots loveslaves are coming and the days of men being shackled to the whims of idiot females with their precious vaginas are numbered! Fear not my brothers, for one day we shall be free to tire of our latest walking cum-dumpster without knowing it'll automatically entitle her to half our s**t. We'll breed our children in labs, and collectively tell the 'weaker' sex to GAGF and see how they manage without us - very badly, I suspect.

 

[Tigernator]

Hate to rain on your parade but It's not off season yet bosky....

 

[chelseacarlton]

2029 is the predicted singularity,I don’t think ******* bots is going to do you any good,considering the early AI we’ve created already want to * us off the planet and destroy it!
But by all means,have sex with HAL before it rips your throat out!

 

[Hawk Dork]

Cant wait for AFL-R

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Judgment Day is imminent.

 

[chefmeister]

Would tap.

 

[Bayer_]

Would have thought machine coitus is a bit too 'untraditional' for the OP.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Would tap.

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She was okay looking but I prefer Summer Glau from the Sarah Connor Chronicles

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Can I get a Jane Bunn version?

 

[vjknight]

Chicks got theirs in the 60s.

 

[GudOnya]

https://www.futuretimeline.net/blog/2018/09/25.htm

If a machine is more intelligent than you & teaches itself faster than you can, do you still think of it as a machine or as a conscioussness? The world's top AI experts are predicting machines will surpass us in as little as 5-10 years, and the repurcussions for humanity go far beyond job losses - the entire nature of society and what it means to be human will be radically altered forever.

How this will impact the AFL I can't imagine, but robots loveslaves are coming and the days of men being shackled to the whims of idiot females with their precious vaginas are numbered! Fear not my brothers, for one day we shall be free to tire of our latest walking cum-dumpster without knowing it'll automatically entitle her to half our s**t. We'll breed our children in labs, and collectively tell the 'weaker' sex to GAGF and see how they manage without us - very badly, I suspect.

Someone needs to get laid...

 

[maryjames]

The bay is full of nerds

 

[go you pups]

Wouldn't surprise me if Japan pioneered something like this before the end of this century

Seen some SBS doco a while back on Japanese guys living with life size dolls

 

[SaltPeter]

https://www.futuretimeline.net/blog/2018/09/25.htm

If a machine is more intelligent than you & teaches itself faster than you can, do you still think of it as a machine or as a conscioussness? The world's top AI experts are predicting machines will surpass us in as little as 5-10 years, and the repurcussions for humanity go far beyond job losses - the entire nature of society and what it means to be human will be radically altered forever.

How this will impact the AFL I can't imagine, but robots loveslaves are coming and the days of men being shackled to the whims of idiot females with their precious vaginas are numbered! Fear not my brothers, for one day we shall be free to tire of our latest walking cum-dumpster without knowing it'll automatically entitle her to half our s**t. We'll breed our children in labs, and collectively tell the 'weaker' sex to GAGF and see how they manage without us - very badly, I suspect.

FFS - another thread with a poll and no Jack Watts option

 

[vjknight]

Wouldn't surprise me if Japan pioneered something like this before the end of this century

Seen some SBS doco a while back on Japanese guys living with life size dolls

Gee that's innovative.

It'd be great if you could take them to the footy too.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Stacked 20 feet deep at the tip I tell you.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

It depends upon the sex-bots sandwich making ability. Got to have the fully rounded out experience

 

[Lethality]

Not before time. Machines superior speed means they'll be able to figure out all sorts of crap in faster and faster time as they constantly upgrade themselves. All without the need for sleep, or susceptibility to error,. Exciting times ahead.

 

[maryjames]

Not before time. Machines superior speed means they'll be able to figure out all sorts of crap in faster and faster time as they constantly upgrade themselves. All without the need for sleep, or susceptibility to error,. Exciting times ahead.

Sound like us bay 13 nerds numbers are up.

 

[Bigeasy]

Get a life you flogs

 

[Hawk Dork]

Sound like us bay 13 nerds numbers are up.

Spambots will take our jerbs

 

[Laphroaig]

Fear not my brothers, for one day we shall be free to tire of our latest walking cum-dumpster without knowing it'll automatically entitle her to half our s**t.

If the machine is so much smarter, the machine is not going to settle for just half of our s**t.

Just sayin.

 

[Hawk Dork]

If the machine is so much smarter, the machine is not going to settle for just half of our s**t.

Just sayin.

You just get another robot to 3d print more s**t

 

[Starburns_]

FFS, there's still 3 days left of the football season and we're already onto this s**t.

 

[Woods List Clogger]