Official Team Thread Roys FFC S37 Community Rooms - Glorious Disarray!
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The last one looked perfect.Btw I just spent half an hour creating a validation spreadsheet so that I have a machine check my work for me in future, because you pricks are no help
Phar Ace
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Every bit contributes - a post can get a response or two, in turn the dominoes fall....
And to show this is no fluke, here I am again!
There is something about coming and s**t posting and the 2024 season that is different from other years.....
That's it.... my nipples are hard!
Ahh the old chicken and the egg conundrum. Are you s**t posting because your nipples are hard or are your nipples hard because you're s**t posting? No one will ever know.
All I know is THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM!
No pain no gain. Not sure what the gain is but let's run with it.
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I remember the old high school nipple cripple, as someone who thought it was stupid and never dished them out I was a prime victim.
One day I absolutely ******* had one when a guy tried to give me nipple cripple - I lit him up pretty bad, then came back to school the next day, had swimming, took my top off... and people understood. My boobies would've had a dozen bruises on them.
One day I absolutely ******* had one when a guy tried to give me nipple cripple - I lit him up pretty bad, then came back to school the next day, had swimming, took my top off... and people understood. My boobies would've had a dozen bruises on them.
Ahhh my good friend Nobby! GOod to see you!
By the way, I've retired from the crazy world of North Queensland pro-wrestling!
Do you remember the typewriter and the agony of the drizzling drip?
With the nipple cripple we had whistle or lose it.
Hard to whistle when someone’s pulling off ya nipple !
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Selection Day! The team is finalised tonight. Players can somewhat game selection and position via participation.
Position! Oh yeah! This is gettin me so hot!
Ahh that pesky Barrels award that I signed up to coordinate and am now using my weekends to keep AnUltimateRessie happy ffs.
Am I supposed to be tagging Barrels in his award? I think I've been doing it wrong.
Last week we played the Eagles or the Falcons or some other bird like a Turkey.
If we'd won I could have used a GIF of a dead bird but alas we s**t the bed in spectacular style late in the game.
So who was our favourite poster?
3rd place - Strigoi
2nd place - MP_
And the winner (because we have some team ethos where anyone is allowed to vote
) Tarkyn_24
We've created a player card for you as an award.
I guess you can have a barrel too. Well done Tarks.
Am I supposed to be tagging Barrels in his award? I think I've been doing it wrong.
Last week we played the Eagles or the Falcons or some other bird like a Turkey.
If we'd won I could have used a GIF of a dead bird but alas we s**t the bed in spectacular style late in the game.
So who was our favourite poster?
3rd place - Strigoi
2nd place - MP_
And the winner (because we have some team ethos where anyone is allowed to vote
) Tarkyn_24 We've created a player card for you as an award.
I guess you can have a barrel too. Well done Tarks.
AnUltimateRessie I know I tagged you in the awarding of the Barrels however here is another to let you know its complete.
Barrels
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Ahh that pesky Barrels award that I signed up to coordinate and am now using my weekends to keep AnUltimateRessie happy ffs.
Am I supposed to be tagging Barrels in his award? I think I've been doing it wrong.
Last week we played the Eagles or the Falcons or some other bird like a Turkey.
If we'd won I could have used a GIF of a dead bird but alas we s**t the bed in spectacular style late in the game.
So who was our favourite poster?
3rd place - Strigoi
2nd place - MP_
And the winner (because we have some team ethos where anyone is allowed to vote
We've created a player card for you as an award.
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I guess you can have a barrel too. Well done Tarks.
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Tarkyn_24
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What a man!Ahh that pesky Barrels award that I signed up to coordinate and am now using my weekends to keep AnUltimateRessie happy ffs.
Am I supposed to be tagging Barrels in his award? I think I've been doing it wrong.
Last week we played the Eagles or the Falcons or some other bird like a Turkey.
If we'd won I could have used a GIF of a dead bird but alas we s**t the bed in spectacular style late in the game.
So who was our favourite poster?
3rd place - Strigoi
2nd place - MP_
And the winner (because we have some team ethos where anyone is allowed to vote
We've created a player card for you as an award.
View attachment 1912402
I guess you can have a barrel too. Well done Tarks.
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Tarkyn Lockyer goes alright as well.
Tarkyn_24
Okeydoke7 is [redacted]
- Dec 23, 2006
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Thanks guys, was a pleasure of a week, I had a blast. Until next time!
AnUltimateRessie
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Mobbs
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Season's going as expected!
Match starts here:
www.bigfooty.com
After-match stats here:
www.bigfooty.com
Match starts here:
Official Match Thread - Season 37 - Round 4 - Roys FFC v Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park
I do like the bit where Brazil refused to refuel Lavrov's plane so Russia had to send another plane for him and refuel it again before entering Brazil. That was priceless! It wasn’t us (unfortunately).
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After-match stats here:
Official Match Thread - Season 37 - Round 4 - Roys FFC v Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park
Rats going with little cheese boy in the ruck is interesting. Season over if we can't win this. I am a Rat!
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Mooch
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Season 34 Round 4 Roys v Swamprats
I'm not sure there is much we need to say about this game. Let's looks for some positives.
Ah. OK. Well sure, there were some individual performances here. royboy2 with 20 possies and 6 tackles, _Mike_ with 20 possies and 6 tackles, Phar Ace and Pure Grunt with 21 possies each (PG with 1.1 goals too). Mooch with 4.2 goals, Reardo and Aristotle Pickett with a couple each. So it wasn't all bad. Just mostly.
The season so far.
I promise at some point I will look up our stats vs league averages. I mean averages is probably a good place to start.
Could be worse. We could be the Bombers. At least we've won a game.
| Rd4 ROYvSCS | HO | K | M | H | T | FF | FA | G | B | Dt |
| MrsEddieBe | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| TheGoatBar | 0 | 4 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 38 |
| Eat Fresh | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
| Chezzalenk | 0 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 57 |
| Ed_Gein | 0 | 3 | 4 | 12 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 48 |
| judge judy | 0 | 9 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 52 |
| 3KZ is Foo | 0 | 10 | 6 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 68 |
| Pure Grunt | 0 | 13 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 69 |
| Phar Ace | 0 | 8 | 5 | 13 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 71 |
| SpecialBru | 0 | 5 | 6 | 10 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 57 |
| DERRINALPH | 14 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 33 |
| fitzroybow | 0 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 61 |
| Reardo | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 28 |
| Mooch | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 45 |
| Aristotle | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 29 |
| windyhill | 4 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 26 |
| Mike | 0 | 11 | 0 | 9 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 77 |
| royboy2 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 8 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 81 |
| JackNah_8 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 62 |
| tigs2010 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 32 |
I'm not sure there is much we need to say about this game. Let's looks for some positives.
Ah. OK. Well sure, there were some individual performances here. royboy2 with 20 possies and 6 tackles, _Mike_ with 20 possies and 6 tackles, Phar Ace and Pure Grunt with 21 possies each (PG with 1.1 goals too). Mooch with 4.2 goals, Reardo and Aristotle Pickett with a couple each. So it wasn't all bad. Just mostly.
The season so far.
| ROY | HO | K | M | H | T | FF | FA | G | B | Dt |
| Mike | 12 | 26 | 5 | 25 | 8 | 12 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 224 |
| 3KZ is Football | 0 | 38 | 23 | 36 | 6 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 267 |
| Aristotle | 0 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 108 |
| Chezzalenko Reborn | 0 | 10 | 6 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 70 |
| DERRINALPHIL | 47 | 34 | 1 | 27 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 229 |
| Dicky Fitzwell | 0 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 34 |
| Eat Fresh | 0 | 19 | 12 | 17 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 126 |
| Ed_Gein | 0 | 20 | 20 | 27 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 170 |
| fitzroybowiedog | 0 | 24 | 22 | 27 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 231 |
| JackNah_8 | 0 | 24 | 10 | 26 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 193 |
| judge judy | 0 | 21 | 11 | 14 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 130 |
| Mobbs | 0 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 33 |
| Mooch | 0 | 23 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 157 |
| MrsEddieBetts | 0 | 14 | 7 | 17 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 145 |
| Phar Ace | 0 | 44 | 20 | 37 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 292 |
| Pure Grunt | 0 | 46 | 19 | 37 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 3 | 282 |
| Reardo | 0 | 21 | 15 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 150 |
| royboy2 | 0 | 33 | 0 | 31 | 14 | 13 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 251 |
| SpecialBruce | 0 | 22 | 15 | 22 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 179 |
| TheGoatBaron | 0 | 24 | 11 | 23 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 167 |
| tigs2010 | 0 | 29 | 5 | 32 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 232 |
| windyhill | 4 | 12 | 3 | 17 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 81 |
I promise at some point I will look up our stats vs league averages. I mean averages is probably a good place to start.
Could be worse. We could be the Bombers. At least we've won a game.
Mooch
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Posting stats
19 posters against the Rats. We always have good engagement - those guys are alright. Well done team! Mobbs in triple figures again - he's on a quadruple triple, if such a thing exists. Phar Ace, tigs2010, 3KZ is Football, and Ed_Gein all showing good numbers. It's good to see Chezzalenko Reborn getting stuck in, while TheGoatBaron, Dicky Fitzwell, and Pure Grunt all made returns after a hiatus.
Next up: The Dragons at their place. They are currently 2-1 so let's get out and even up their ledger for them.
| ROY | Rd1 | Rd2 | Rd3 | Rd4 | Total | Avg |
| Mike | 4 | 7 | 1 | 12 | 3 | |
| 3KZ is Football | 13 | 19 | 26 | 19 | 77 | 20 |
| Aristotle Pickett | 1 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 15 | 4 |
| Chezzalenko Reborn | 14 | 4 | 18 | 5 | ||
| DERRINALPHIL | 13 | 4 | 17 | 5 | ||
| Dicky Fitzwell | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Eat Fresh | 4 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 12 | 3 |
| Ed_Gein | 13 | 19 | 19 | 14 | 65 | 17 |
| fitzroybowiedog | 18 | 7 | 18 | 9 | 52 | 13 |
| JackNah_8 | 9 | 1 | 10 | 3 | 23 | 6 |
| judge judy | 4 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 2 | |
| Mobbs | 235 | 142 | 206 | 101 | 684 | 171 |
| Mooch | 33 | 14 | 42 | 8 | 97 | 25 |
| MrsEddieBetts | 3 | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phar Ace | 52 | 34 | 45 | 30 | 161 | 41 |
| Pure Grunt | 11 | 4 | 15 | 4 | ||
| Reardo | 4 | 1 | 5 | 2 | ||
| royboy2 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 5 | 29 | 8 |
| SpecialBruce | 1 | 1 | 12 | 4 | 18 | 5 |
| TheGoatBaron | 1 | 6 | 6 | 13 | 4 | |
| tigs2010 | 159 | 52 | 54 | 18 | 283 | 71 |
| windyhill | 3 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 2 |
19 posters against the Rats. We always have good engagement - those guys are alright. Well done team! Mobbs in triple figures again - he's on a quadruple triple, if such a thing exists. Phar Ace, tigs2010, 3KZ is Football, and Ed_Gein all showing good numbers. It's good to see Chezzalenko Reborn getting stuck in, while TheGoatBaron, Dicky Fitzwell, and Pure Grunt all made returns after a hiatus.
Next up: The Dragons at their place. They are currently 2-1 so let's get out and even up their ledger for them.
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