Official Match Thread S32 Round 1: East Side Phoenix vs Dragons FFC at The Eyrie

[Greenery]

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Buy or Sell with GREENESHOOTS, where each teams off season will be reviewed and the teams given a buy or sell rating based on their performance.

East Side Phoenix:

The loss of PMBangers could add space for the discord crew to thrive across all platforms as Chipmunk will now lead wilfully from his castle. The rebrand to the Phoenix caused quite a stir throughout the league, and while it was controversial and may have cost them a couple of players, it brought a significant buzz to the club and the Phoenix is the name on everyone’s lips. If the Phoenix can match their brand ambition in match threads this season, they will be an exciting team to watch in season 32, but much is up in the air with the expected and unexpected losses of key personnel.

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Dragons FFC:

The Dragons off-season was a mixed bag, losing Top 10 BnF place getter MC Bad Genius and replacing him with club stalwart Hatchy1992. On the surface things are okay at Dragon Island. However, there is discord amid the cold meat at Dragon Island Subway as Bonz has already started whoring out his services throughout the league, only numbers man serial_thrilla can crack the code to unlock the Dragons potential, otherwise they risk being burnt down by their own gifs.

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Thanks to tony for the gifs, and captains please put your teams in before deadline Thursday evening

 

[serial_thrilla]

0) Chief
1) Bonz (LG)
2) DJ75 (R)
3) A Swallow (VC)
4) Maylandsman
5) Blaze Storm
7) Pie 4 Life (LG)
8) serial_thrilla (C)
10) Mooresome
11) Stoods
13) BringBackTheAnchor
14) Matt_352
15) Strigoi
16) Hatchy1992
20) Knifey Spoony
22) schmuttt
23) VandoHawk
26) Cold Sober
33) Bradesmaen
35) Ashman OG
42) HawkAussie
45) T2B_ (LG)
69) Ljp86
74) fumbler ​

Alright lads - we've got the Hawks first up this season. eth-dog will be joining us in Season 33, so please be nice to him. The rest...not so much.

 

[eth-dog]

Yeah, no I'm not serial. Never going back to the Trogdors.

 

[por_please_ya]

Fire against Fire. An interesting match up

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Urgh, I hate match threads against the Hawks Phoenix.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Yeah, no I'm not serial. Never going back to the Trogdors.

I'll win you over yet, young eth-dog.

 

[eth-dog]

I'll win you over yet, young eth-dog.

Bzzt. Incorrect

 

[serial_thrilla]

Urgh, I hate match threads against the Hawks Phoenix.

PMBangers The Filth Wizard - looks like you've misplaced your rookie. Please come and collect him.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Bzzt. Incorrect

I can be incredibly persistent.

 

[Bonz]

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However, there is discord amid the cold meat at Dragon Island Subway as Bonz has already started whoring out his services throughout the league, only numbers man serial_thrilla can crack the code to unlock the Dragons potential, otherwise they risk being burnt down by their own gifs.

Already working on chasing serial_thrilla out of the club.



Matter of time until we follow the Hawks example and rise from the ashes with a new name (thinking either Bonz FC or Kinki Meow FC currently).

 

[eth-dog]

I can be incredibly persistent.

I'm incredibly stubborn too. Ask boncer34

 

[serial_thrilla]

I'm incredibly stubborn too. Ask boncer34

You're not going to win the Stayer Award this season. Mark my words.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

PMBangers The Filth Wizard - looks like you've misplaced your rookie. Please come and collect him.

Sorry. Old habits die hard.

 

[eth-dog]

Is Peaty gonna win Chipmunk?

 

[eth-dog]

You're not going to win the Stayer Award this season. Mark my words.

Lies. I will NEVER leave my beloved Phoenix (threads).

 

[schmuttt]

eth-dog how could you play for a team called the Hawkes?

 

[eth-dog]

eth-dog how could you play for a team called the Hawkes?

Because I had friends here.

 

[VandoHawk]

Chipmunk it's great to see an expansion team finally made the cut

 

[Itsmyshow]

Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey.

I am really going to enjoy continuing to yell "Go Phoenix", hopefully this one can get the job done.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Because I had friends here.

They all left, didn't they? Chipmunk has that effect on people. Probably because he's a disease-carrying rodent. As he has no appreciate for club history.

 

[eth-dog]

Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey.

I am really going to enjoy continuing to yell "Go Phoenix", hopefully this one can get the job done.

A spine full of the Golden era of Bombers. We're going to dominate this.

 

[Strigoi]

So the season has begun. Bring it on!





And our first game is against some burnt birds?

 

[por_please_ya]

Two mythical creatures, we need more of these in the SFA

Mount Buller Yetis for a start.

 

[Itsmyshow]

A spine full of the Golden era of Bombers. We're going to dominate this.

I don't think anyone has ever seen the likes of what we are about to dish up... From the ashes rises....

 

[VandoHawk]

Mount Buller Yetis for a start.

I have a sneaking suspicion you just want the type advantage