Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 5: Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison

[Shermy]

The Late Bloomers Cup WILL be OURS!!!

Who's the unlucky Full Forward for the Roys thats going to get multiple nipple cripples and a few indian burns this week?

 

[3KZ is Football]

I just assumed that it always was.

MOOCH!

 

[Mobbs]

I'm a modern day Andy Warhol.

Warhol is meant to be modern ya numbat!

 

[Mobbs]

The boogie woogie!

 

[Loonerty]

The Late Bloomers Cup WILL be OURS!!!

Who's the unlucky Full Forward for the Roys thats going to get multiple nipple cripples and a few indian burns this week?

You wouldn't do that to poor Fred would you?
Let him kick a few, go on.

 

[Hoooops]

Warhol is meant to be modern ya numbat!

Things aren't always what they're meant to be.

The Roys were probably meant to be a competitive side, and look how that turned out.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Warhol is meant to be modern ya numbat!

After my girlfriend took me to see the recent Andy Warhol exhibition I get that.

Before March I honestly thought he was a singer or the name of a band.

Hooray for being cultured and able to sit at the grownup table.

Now, can someone pass me the tomato sauce bottle for my spaghetti.

 

[Loonerty]

Before March I honestly thought he was a singer or the name of a band.

There's a band called The Dandy Warhols, that might be what you're thinking of.

 

[Hoooops]

Hooray for being cultured and able to sit at the grownup table.

Now, can someone pass me the tomato sauce bottle for my spaghetti.

The tomato sauce bottle is up my arse for reasons previously explained.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

There's a band called The Dandy Warhols, that might be what you're thinking of.

Tell them I hate them.

 

[Loonerty]

Tell them I hate them.

Will do, but I'm not sure they'll care.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Will do, but I'm not sure they'll care.

Make sure you tell them it was from 4 time ALL SFA, mobb medal winning, captain of 2 clubs, All round champion Wise Guy Sam.

They'll care.

 

[Fred]

The Late Bloomers Cup WILL be OURS!!!

Who's the unlucky Full Forward for the Roys thats going to get multiple nipple cripples and a few indian burns this week?

You'll need to be very careful, old son. If you get between me and the ball you'll be steamrolled.

 

[iDon]

I like the roys. Very enjoyable match day thread usually.

But I have started 15 pages behind so who knows what those old fellas been rabbiting on about from the retirement village.

 

[Loonerty]

Make sure you tell them it was from 4 time ALL SFA, mobb medal winning, captain of 2 clubs, All round champion Wise Guy Sam.

They'll care.

What about when I mention the fact you play for the Bandits?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I like the roys. Very enjoyable match day thread usually.

But I have started 15 pages behind so who knows what those old fellas been rabbiting on about from the retirement village.

Ironically we've been talking about Rabbits.

 

[Willo_]

Ironically we've been talking about Rabbits.

And the great wall of china

 

[Willo_]

The Late Bloomers Cup WILL be OURS!!!

Who's the unlucky Full Forward for the Roys thats going to get multiple nipple cripples and a few indian burns this week?

Shermy!! I forgot you still played..

Nice to see you again

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Attention/Aufmerksamkeit/Attenzione/Atención/注意/انتباه/תשומת הלב/Aandag/Perhatian/Operam


Roys FFC Round 5 Official Team Sheet

B: Freakie - Reardo - Slax
HB: royboy2 - Mobbenfuhrer - Papa Juggs
C: Mighty P - Mooch - Loonerty
HF: 3KZ is Football - Allikat - MannumPower
F: Klim - Fred - ChookNorris
R: Willo_ - fitzroybowiedog - A Bit High
INT: Sozabarus - Dicky Fitzwell

Changes
No Change

The only change we are making this week is we are bringing winning in, and losing is being shown the door.
#Royvolution!​

 

[KohPhi]

The tomato sauce bottle is up my arse for reasons previously explained.

Source?

(I also have a related gif but thought better not)

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Source?

(I also have a related gif but thought better not)

Oh please don't.
That needs to be burned.

 

[Hoooops]

Source?

Haro told me...

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Haro told me...

Haro is a liar, thief, rapscallion, troublemaker, troubadour and a downright stand up guy.
Or so his brother tells me.

 

[ChookNorris]

I've paid 6 chickens to my local voodoo priest this week. We are a sure thing.

 

[saintkildaman]

Ironically we've been talking about Rabbits.

And the great wall of china

Tackling the big issues in this match thread, love your work fellas.