Official Match Thread Season 26, Round 15: Sin City Swamprats vs Mount Buller Demons at Underground Stadium

[manangatang]

I was so lame I was playing Tetris 2.

Did you sing the music to yourself as you played?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I'll stay home.

Likewise, it's illegal for me to watch pornography and the tittybong police and I are already on thin ice.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I honestly know a guy who edited pr0n for a living.

Really randomly, he edited a number of videos that my housemate was an actor it. I had no idea she was doing it. Weird times.

What the hell happened when you found out?

 

[TJASTA]

What the hell happened when you found out?

He join in.

 

[sausageroll]

Yes, I'm sure you are groping yourself with affection as I type, I will leave you to your fappiness

Can you leave again please? It's my turn

 

[Firestarter]

DON'T TALK s**t ABOUT TETRIS!

Tetris Attack with Yoshi was one of my favourite games.

Did you sing the music to yourself as you played?

Thanks for getting it stuck in my head.

 

[Firestarter]

I honestly know a guy who edited pr0n for a living.

Really randomly, he edited a number of videos that my housemate was an actor it. I had no idea she was doing it. Weird times.

Best housemate ever.

 

[manangatang]

What the hell happened when you found out?

Google

 

[Firestarter]

Likewise, it's illegal for me to watch pornography and the tittybong police and I are already on thin ice.

I'm not allowed a visa anymore. Too much underwear theft.

I probably shouldn't wear them like chest plates...

 

[cooney]

Reliving my shitty friendless childhood.

That’s no fun

 

[philreich]

Going to pop your bubble

Yeah it's called doing them a favour before the finals - they'll thank us one day......

 

[I Dont Care]

Can you leave again please? It's my turn

OK, knock yourself out!

 

[Ant Bear]

far out, it's tuesday already?

good luck rats and good luck demons!

Hello, new full forward.

Kick more than Dingster

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Google

Google who?

 

[Firestarter]

That’s no fun

Why do you think I start fires?

 

[sausageroll]

So now I've been linked with at least 3 teams for season 27 - why don't I just join all 12 teams and become the new BLERN???

You may even get lucky and make it into #teamsausageroll, If that's ok with BLERN

 

[manangatang]

Best housemate ever.

It made me rethink every conversation we’d had.

“Did she really mean for me to ‘* her’ when she said ‘* me’?”

“When she said ‘I like to pay cash’ did she mean she worked in pr0n and was loaded even though she was a student?”

“So that’s why all of her underwear hanging in the loungeroom was rather exotic”

 

[Dingster]

Hello, new gun full forward.

Kick more than Dingster

EFA

*Ding endorced*

 

[sausageroll]

Nice to see sausageroll up and about again too.

I've been up and about.

Up, and about to go see the Snow Bunnies yet again.

 

[sausageroll]

**** me 8 pages in and it appears the Demons have only gotten worse. Lucky sausageroll is alright.

It's all about perspective. The Demons just look worse because I've improved so much. I've gone from f***ing useless to alright

 

[Ant Bear]

Is it possible (hypothetically) to reach through a phone, be transmitted vis digital signals and reform out through someone else’s phone, to then choke someone for spamming s**t Chelsea gifs, and then return again?

I’m thinking along the lines of Harry Potter going into that book and s**t.

Has anyone invented that? Just asking for myself.

I'm working on a portal transporter, that can send anyone or anything harmlessly to another portal anywhere in the world within a minute, rendering hotels, cars, freight, roads and airlines redundant and making me the richest man in the world.

When I succeed, you can say you knew me when I was simply the greatest Qooty player in history.

 

[Nunez]

It's all about perspective. The Demons just look worse because I've improved so much. I've gone from f***ing useless to alright

Don't talk so little about yourself Snag. You're a legend in my book.

 

[Ant Bear]

Wait, you don't play for us?

Haha, remember when you lost 8 games in a row to conclude S23?

That was philreich's parting gift...

 

[sausageroll]

There once was a team called the Rats,
Who leant a bit too much on stats.
They posted a lot,
Even though it was rot,
Tarks.

 

[Ant Bear]

****, I broke my computer with those gifs.

I vote it qualifies as a melt