Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 10 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC @ The House of Gumby

[Barrybran]

xenxen was a she?

xenxen is still a she. You know, post-match in the changerooms and the like.

 

[Mobbs]

Just wishing everyone a great weekend of celebration, no matter your religious beliefs ......please stay safe, please cherish your families ....and please enjoy this time

Why? What's on this weekend?

I know! outrageous

I knew I could count on your support!

 

[byebyexenxen]

never heard of her.

 

[I Dont Care]

Evening !!!

Good night

 

[Barrybran]

Why? What's on this weekend?

Some dude withdrew from the admin race for our sins or some s**t like that

 

[Mobbs]

WHO LINES UP ON WHO:

Forwards/Defenders:
WaLkEr_ThE_StAr v Chezzalenko Reborn , StFly v Mooch , NSWCROW v royboy2
Brick Loosener v Runk , Morning_Fog v nahnah , 2121 v I Dont Care
BRAB v A Bit High , Uncle_Leo v Mobbs , Huntercrow v fitzroybowiedog
jmoo wan v _Mike_ , Jivlain v Reardo , peterss v RU_

Midfielders/Onballers:
MattWriting v Barrels , Barrybran v 3KZ is Football , haydo v Allikat
roo2macca v JackNah_8 , snozulu v Broken , DERO v TedDougChris

Interchange:
Vdubs & acuguy , Klim & Matt_352

 

[Barrels]

WHO LINES UP ON WHO:

Forwards/Defenders:
WaLkEr_ThE_StAr v Chezzalenko Reborn , StFly v Mooch , NSWCROW v royboy2
Brick Loosener v Runk , Morning_Fog v nahnah , 2121 v I Dont Care
BRAB v A Bit High , Uncle_Leo v Mobbs , Huntercrow v fitzroybowiedog
jmoo wan v _Mike_ , Jivlain v Reardo , peterss v RU_

Midfielders/Onballers:
MattWriting v Barrels , Barrybran v 3KZ is Football , haydo v Allikat
roo2macca v JackNah_8 , snozulu v Broken , DERO v TedDougChris

Interchange:
Vdubs & acuguy , Klim & Matt_352

MattWriting will be MattCarpalTunnel by the time I’m done with him.

 

[Barrybran]

MattWriting will be MattCarpalTunnel by the time I’m done with him.

3KZ is Football will become 3KZ was Football

 

[Mobbs]

Some dude withdrew from the admin race for our sins or some s**t like that

Oh. I honestly did not realise it was Easter. I am extremely fortunate because if I was out anything (eg food) I would have really struggled to restock on an extended weekend holiday. Luckily I'm decently placed.
Yes, peoples, have a good Easter. I enjoy any holiday dedicated to when they finally killed that campaigner.

Back on topic ... Uncle_Leo will become Carbuncle_Leo. Am I doing it right?

 

[haydo]

LOL Allikat? I'll wipe the Gumby floor with her

 

[Barrybran]

Oh. I honestly did not realise it was Easter. I am extremely fortunate because if I was out anything (eg food) I would have really struggled to restock on an extended weekend holiday. Luckily I'm decently placed.
Yes, peoples, have a good Easter. I enjoy any holiday dedicated to when they finally killed that campaigner.

Back on topic ... Uncle_Leo will become Carbuncle_Leo. Am I doing it right?

My religion of choice is also football

 

[Mobbs]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- I Dont Care - 19 spankings, at 28.17 joules.
- fitzroybowiedog - 7 spanks, 22.61J.
- TedDougChris - 6 spanks, 9.26J.
- Chezzalenko Reborn - 5 spanks, 20.00J.
- Runk - 4 spanks, 19.51J.
- Mobbs - 3 spanks, 2.39J.
- Mooch - 2 spanks, 17.09J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour and bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

This is the first time since Round 1 (TDC) when fitzroybowiedog has not been the recipient of the most spankings. The severity of impact has lessened for all except fbd, chezz and ... I Dont Care. It seems that sourcing a sufficient deterrent is proving a more difficult task than at first envisaged. It might be time to start employing the hook.

 

[TedDougChris]

I’m not sure if DERO becomes more DERO or upgraded to a fixer-upper after I’m done....

 

[Brick Loosener]

is Runk any good?

 

[snozulu]

I think Broken should change their name to Broken bones after i am done with them. bahahaha

 

[Mobbs]

is Runk any good?

 

[I Dont Care]

For indiscretions during the previous week, the following Roys FFC players are instructed to report to the BJO Spanking Room for re-education by our specialised BOTS :
- I Dont Care - 19 spankings, at 28.17 joules.
- fitzroybowiedog - 7 spanks, 22.61J.
- TedDougChris - 6 spanks, 9.26J.
- Chezzalenko Reborn - 5 spanks, 20.00J.
- Runk - 4 spanks, 19.51J.
- Mobbs - 3 spanks, 2.39J.
- Mooch - 2 spanks, 17.09J.

The spankings will be carried out by our highly trained BOTS team (Bunch Of Total Spankers), who each deliver on a personalised specialty : Madam Spanker (a rupturing of skin integrity), Roypaddlin' (extended sting time and thunderclap volume), Spankarole (depth of colour and bruising) & Paddlie (splinters).

This is the first time since Round 1 (TDC) when fitzroybowiedog has not been the recipient of the most spankings. The severity of impact has lessened for all except fbd, chezz and ... I Dont Care. It seems that sourcing a sufficient deterrent is proving a more difficult task than at first envisaged. It might be time to start employing the hook.

Oh boy! My first spanks! Finally...I am somebody

 

[Brick Loosener]

 

[I Dont Care]

WHO LINES UP ON WHO:

Forwards/Defenders:
WaLkEr_ThE_StAr v Chezzalenko Reborn , StFly v Mooch , NSWCROW v royboy2
Brick Loosener v Runk , Morning_Fog v nahnah , 2121 v I Dont Care
BRAB v A Bit High , Uncle_Leo v Mobbs , Huntercrow v fitzroybowiedog
jmoo wan v _Mike_ , Jivlain v Reardo , peterss v RU_

Midfielders/Onballers:
MattWriting v Barrels , Barrybran v 3KZ is Football , haydo v Allikat
roo2macca v JackNah_8 , snozulu v Broken , DERO v TedDougChris

Interchange:
Vdubs & acuguy , Klim & Matt_352

Looks like I'm up against a number...maths never was my strong suit

 

[JackNah_8]

Looks like I'm up against a number...maths never was my strong suit

have some faith, IDC

 

[I Dont Care]

have some faith, IDC

In...whiskey form?

 

[JackNah_8]

In...whiskey form?

Yep, keep drinking

 

[I Dont Care]

Yep, keep drinking

Seeing as it's your shout...yes, I will

 

[DERO]

I’m not sure if DERO becomes more DERO or upgraded to a fixer-upper after I’m done....

I'm married thanks.

 

[3KZ is Football]

3KZ is Football will become 3KZ was Football

I am the Alpha and the Omega. I was and is.