Official Match Thread Season 27, Round 8 - Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium

[BEEG]

We da best

 

[Sparkle]

As for us, time to get some Selleys No More Gaps in order to fill those gaps.

We'll all head down to Bunnings on the team bus Sunday morning, that way we can take care of my hankering for a pre-game feed while we're there

 

[jackster83]

We'll all head down to Bunnings on the team bus Sunday morning, that way we can take care of my hankering for a pre-game feed while we're there

Can we go through a drive thru bottle shop on the way?

 

[Sparkle]

Can we go through a drive thru bottle shop on the way?

Of course! Which do you prefer: Bottle-O, Bottlemart or Thirsty Camel?

 

[Pugsley]

Of course! Which do you prefer: Bottle-O, Bottlemart or Thirsty Camel?

Don't be touching our thirsty camel

 

[sportsmaniac89]

We'll all head down to Bunnings on the team bus Sunday morning, that way we can take care of my hankering for a pre-game feed while we're there

As long as no one picks up sandpaper, we’ll be fine.

 

[Ant Bear]

Can we go through a drive thru bottle shop on the way?

Of course! Which do you prefer: Bottle-O, Bottlemart or Thirsty Camel?

Don't be touching our thirsty camel

Actual footage of Ant Bear picking up the drinks on the way to the ground.

Can't get done for drink-driving in a dodgem car.

 

[philreich]

Unlucky today Swampies...thanks for the good banter and great jokes Phil
Good luck in the remaining weeks.

One more for the road:

4 priests are on a train. It's a long trip, so to pass the time, they decide to confess their secret sins to one another. The first one says, "My besetting sin is alcohol. Once a year, I take off my collar, and get myself smashed - port, whiskey, beer: you name it."

The second priest says, "Mine is gambling. Once a year, I forget my vows to the church, and go to the races, the casino, buy lotto tickets - you name it, I'm there."

The third priest says, "Mine is sex. Female parishioners, prostitutes - basically anything with boobs."

The fourth priest is just sitting there quietly, taking all this information in. One says to him, "So my brother: what about you?"

He just smiles, and says, "I guess my number one vice is that I'm a compulsive gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train."

 

[CazC30]

Sorry I’m so late. I don’t beat around the bush so let me get straight to it now if I may: are you OK? Your great start seems to have dissolved into needless antagonism. Not that I’ve read this thread...

Just creating the right level of antagonism, banter and jovial rib tickling to sell enough tickets for the match.

 

[CazC30]

Oi, hands off WaynesWorld19, today he's mine

I think he is in a relationship but never fails to try.

 

[CazC30]

Sorry I’ve been absent, you Bombers are good value, and some of these Rats are too. Hopefully it’s been a really good week for me.

I feel we're all ready to go in the game so bring it on.

 

[VSTone]

The spirit of the goat lives on within us now Bombers...the sacrifice was enough to quench the sims thirst and goddam that was a hot curry!
Hard luck Swamprats.

 

[Matty411]

Just catching up. Ripper game, Bombers and cheers for being good sports, Swampies. Special shouotout to jackster83 - super matchup, really enjoyed the tit for tat.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Congrats Bombers. You guys are a-ok by me.

Enjoy!

 

[KohPhi]

Oh yeah.. Hey Swampies, sorry about this..



See you next time!!

 

[CazC30]

Back-to-back floggings, time for changes, Swampies.

Thanks, Bombers - I had a big week and wasn't around as much as I'd like, but I always enjoy our clashes.

Thanks as always to Hate for posting.

Thanks for a great game and good week we look forward to seeing you chaps again.

Best wishes.

 

[CazC30]

Congrats Bombers. You guys are a-ok by me.

Enjoy!

You may possibly be talking about the buffet and free beer.

 

[CazC30]

The Bombers are always great value, and you blokes always show up for match threads - unlike our next 2 opponents, the Gumbies and Warriors.

#prayforus

Bombers are only have of the deal you guys came up with the rest, well played and take it easy... Great jokes... I told my vicar the one about the priests.