Official Match Thread Season 27, Round 8 - Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium

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4 : 13 {rW} - A pretty obvious push in the back by Matty411.
4 : 13.02 {lW} - jackster83 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 13.06 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to philreich.
4 : 13.1 {lW} - What a tackle by WFL.
4 : 13.15 {rW} - Matty411 takes off.
4 : 13.16 {rW} - Penalised for running too far.
4 : 13.21 {C} - Ant Bear wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 13.25 {C} - I bleed blue applies the tackle on Ant Bear.
4 : 13.29 {C} - Now I bleed blue has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 13.31 {C} - Finds crowmyzone with a handball.
4 : 13.35 {C} - How far can you run son. He's gone.
4 : 13.39 {rW} - With the ball is GotTheGoodes.
4 : 13.43 {C} - Gives the ball to Ant Bear.
4 : 13.48 {C} - He has a bounce.
4 : 13.49 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Nunez.
4 : 13.53 {rW} - He gets a handpass to GotTheGoodes.
4 : 13.58 {rW} - Handballs to Nunez.
4 : 14.02 {lHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of SparkleNarkle.
4 : 14.04 {lHFF} - Over the head of SparkleNarkle.
4 : 14.08 {rHBF} - Now CJMB has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 14.12 {C} - He sees a lead by I bleed blue and kicks in that direction.
4 : 14.16 {C} - Ant Bear is in the way and will mark.
4 : 14.18 {C} - Ant Bear slowing down the play.
4 : 14.22 {C} - Crackerjack bump by I bleed blue on Ant Bear.
4 : 14.26 {C} - I bleed blue sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 14.31 {lHFF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 14.33 {lHFF} - TheMase drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 14.37 {rHBF} - TheMase threads his way through traffic.
4 : 14.41 {rHBF} - Crunching tackle by LicoriceAllsorts.
4 : 14.45 {lHFF} - LicoriceAllsorts looking for a lead.
4 : 14.49 {FF} - Searching pass in the direction of BEEG.
4 : 14.51 {FF} - Over the head of BEEG.
4 : 14.55 {FF} - BEEG signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 15 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if BEEG keeps his cool.
4 : 15.04 {FF} - BEEG says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one'.
Sin City Swamprats : 12.6.78
Baghdad Bombers : 20.3.123
4 : 15.06 {C} - philreich palms the ball down.
4 : 15.14 {C} - Far Kern with a little space.
4 : 15.18 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards jackster83.
4 : 15.2 {lW} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to Matty411.
4 : 15.24 {rW} - Nobody's checking Matty411.
4 : 15.28 {rW} - Matty411 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 15.33 {rHFF} - He takes another.
4 : 15.34 {FF} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 15.38 {FF} - Quadzilla will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 15.43 {FF} - BEEG breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 15.47 {FF} - BEEG may even have goaled.
4 : 15.49 {FF} - Should have lowered his eyes.
Sin City Swamprats : 12.6.78
Baghdad Bombers : 20.4.124
4 : 15.57 {FB} - Firestarter signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 16.01 {rBP} - sportsmaniac89 on the end of this.
4 : 16.06 {rBP} - He handpasses to Far Kern.
4 : 16.08 {CHB} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Power Raid.
4 : 16.12 {CHB} - akkaps gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 16.16 {CHF} - akkaps with the ball now.
4 : 16.2 {lHFF} - LicoriceAllsorts screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 16.22 {lHFF} - TheMase must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 16.26 {lHBF} - So ant555 ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 16.3 {rW} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 16.34 {rW} - GotTheGoodes spills the mark.
4 : 16.36 {rW} - Its hard and tough but GotTheGoodes wins possession.
4 : 16.4 {CHF} - Boots the ball toward edgie.
4 : 16.45 {CHF} - Good grab edgie.
4 : 16.49 {CHF} - edgie looks downfield.
4 : 16.51 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running philreich.
4 : 16.55 {FF} - Nunez runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 16.59 {FF} - Nunez dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 17.03 {FF} - That's a push-out. Free kick to dougthelegend.
4 : 17.05 {FB} - dougthelegend sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 17.1 {rBP} - beez receives his handpass.
4 : 17.13 {rBP} - beez has time to take a bounce.
4 : 17.17 {rHBF} - He's still going.
4 : 17.2 {lW} - A measured kick to CALL ME SNAKE.
4 : 17.23 {lW} - GotTheGoodes did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 17.28 {rW} - GotTheGoodes has it.
4 : 17.32 {lW} - Finds jackster83 with a handball.
4 : 17.36 {CHF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of edgie.
4 : 17.38 {CHF} - edgie can't take it.
4 : 17.42 {CHF} - edgie turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 17.46 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Kirkswan.
4 : 17.51 {rHFF} - Kirkswan has time to take a bounce.
4 : 17.53 {rHFF} - That was a soft free kick. WaynesWorld19 has it now.
4 : 17.57 {lHBF} - WaynesWorld19 has possession.
4 : 18.01 {rW} - Matty411 takes off on a lead.
4 : 18.05 {rW} - Matty411 uses jackster83 as a stepladder. Great mark.
4 : 18.07 {rW} - Matty411 takes off.
4 : 18.11 {rW} - jackster83 gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
4 : 18.15 {lW} - jackster83 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 18.19 {rW} - Quick hands to GotTheGoodes under pressure.
4 : 18.22 {rW} - Passes to philreich by hand.
4 : 18.25 {rW} - philreich nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 18.3 {lW} - He gets a handpass to jackster83.
4 : 18.34 {lW} - jackster83 has a shot from fifty.
4 : 18.38 {lW} - jackster83 gives some to the crowd after that goal.
Sin City Swamprats : 13.6.84
Baghdad Bombers : 20.4.124
4 : 18.4 {C} - The ball is bounced and crowmyzone gets the tap.
4 : 18.48 {rW} - With the ball is TheCoach16.
4 : 18.52 {rW} - A long looping handpass to WFL.
4 : 18.55 {rW} - WFL has time to take a bounce.
4 : 18.58 {lW} - He elects to use CALL ME SNAKE and kicks in that direction.
4 : 19.02 {lW} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 19.07 {rW} - GotTheGoodes with some space now.
4 : 19.09 {rW} - GotTheGoodes has a bounce.
4 : 19.13 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily Far Kern was well placed to clean up.
4 : 19.17 {CHF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 19.21 {CHF} - The ball drops short of edgie.
4 : 19.23 {CHB} - KohPhi threads his way through traffic.
4 : 19.28 {lHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 19.31 {lHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 19.36 {lHBF} - WaynesWorld19 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 19.38 {rW} - Matty411 calls for it.
4 : 19.42 {rW} - jackster83 upset the marking attempt by Matty411.
4 : 19.46 {rW} - With the ball is Matty411.
4 : 19.5 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to crowmyzone.
4 : 19.52 {C} - Hands it off to I bleed blue.
4 : 19.57 {C} - crowmyzone on the end of this.
4 : 20 {C} - Quick hands to WFL under pressure.
4 : 20.04 {C} - An underground handpass to I bleed blue.
4 : 20.08 {C} - A poor handpass but crowmyzone is up to the challenge.
4 : 20.11 {C} - Nunez monsters crowmyzone.
4 : 20.15 {lW} - Running with the ball is jackster83.
4 : 20.19 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to Nunez.
4 : 20.23 {rW} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 20.25 {rW} - CALL ME SNAKE will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 20.3 {lW} - CALL ME SNAKE hits the ground running.
4 : 20.33 {lW} - CALL ME SNAKE nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 20.37 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards Matty411.
4 : 20.4 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 20.43 {rW} - The ball is now with Matty411.
4 : 20.47 {C} - A poor handpass but I bleed blue is up to the challenge.
4 : 20.52 {lHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 20.54 {lHFF} - LicoriceAllsorts gets too far under the ball.
4 : 20.58 {rHBF} - TheMase slowing down the play.
4 : 21.02 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to Far Kern.
4 : 21.06 {rHBF} - philreich on the end of this.
4 : 21.08 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Far Kern.
4 : 21.13 {rHBF} - TheCoach16 rides Far Kern into the ground.
4 : 21.16 {lHFF} - Taking the ball is LicoriceAllsorts.
4 : 21.21 {rFP} - A spearing pass towards iDon.
4 : 21.25 {rFP} - Great saving mark taken by Firestarter.
4 : 21.27 {lBP} - Firestarter with some space now.
4 : 21.31 {lBP} - Far Kern runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 21.35 {CHB} - Power Raid trying to offer a lead.
4 : 21.39 {CHB} - No mark taken as Power Raid and akkaps wrestle for position.
4 : 21.42 {CHB} - Quality gather by Power Raid.
4 : 21.46 {CHB} - Gets a handpass away to philreich.
4 : 21.49 {CHB} - Brought down by WFL.
4 : 21.53 {CHF} - akkaps with a little space.
4 : 21.56 {FF} - A lookaway handpass to crowmyzone.
4 : 22 {FF} - crowmyzone trying to put his stamp on the game.
4 : 22.04 {FF} - Ohhr he should have drilled it.
Sin City Swamprats : 13.6.84
Baghdad Bombers : 20.5.125
4 : 22.1 {FB} - sportsmaniac89 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.15 {lHBF} - Kicks in the direction of ant555.
4 : 22.18 {lHBF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by Shermy.
4 : 22.23 {CHF} - The ball is now with akkaps.
4 : 22.25 {CHF} - akkaps can't break free - he'll lose it.
4 : 22.29 {rHBF} - TheMase has it.
4 : 22.33 {C} - Finds Ant Bear with a handball.
4 : 22.37 {C} - Huge handpass to philreich. As good as a kick.
4 : 22.41 {C} - philreich has a bounce.
4 : 22.43 {rW} - Spears a kick towards GotTheGoodes.
4 : 22.47 {rW} - GotTheGoodes uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
4 : 22.51 {rW} - GotTheGoodes to send the ball forward.
4 : 22.55 {rW} - Nunez on the end of this.
4 : 22.58 {C} - Finds Ant Bear with a handball.
4 : 23.02 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 23.06 {lHFF} - SparkleNarkle presents on a long lead.
4 : 23.1 {lHFF} - CJMB did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 23.12 {lHFF} - SparkleNarkle with the ball now.
4 : 23.16 {lHFF} - SparkleNarkle boots toward an open goal.
4 : 23.2 {lHFF} - Will it come around? No.
Sin City Swamprats : 13.7.85
Baghdad Bombers : 20.5.125
4 : 23.27 {FB} - The ball is now with beez.
4 : 23.31 {rHBF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 23.35 {rHBF} - SparkleNarkle reckons he got a touch to that but the umpire's having none of it. Mark to CJMB.
4 : 23.38 {rHBF} - CJMB takes off.
4 : 23.41 {lW} - CALL ME SNAKE trying to offer a lead.
4 : 23.45 {lW} - But he picks out the opposition.
4 : 23.49 {rW} - So GotTheGoodes ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 23.53 {rW} - Crunching tackle by CALL ME SNAKE.
4 : 23.57 {lW} - Now CALL ME SNAKE has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily TheCoach16 was well placed to clean up.
4 : 24.04 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily crowmyzone was well placed to clean up.
4 : 24.08 {lW} - crowmyzone has time to take a bounce.
4 : 24.12 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 24.14 {C} - Ant Bear floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
4 : 24.18 {C} - Ant Bear wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 24.22 {rHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 24.26 {rHFF} - But straight to WaynesWorld19.
4 : 24.28 {lHBF} - WaynesWorld19 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.32 {lHBF} - He handpasses to TheCoach16.
4 : 24.37 {rW} - He just bombs away in the direction of Matty411 and jackster83.
4 : 24.4 {rW} - jackster83 plants a foot on Matty411's neck and takes a screamer.
4 : 24.43 {lW} - With the ball is jackster83.
4 : 24.47 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 24.51 {rW} - Great saving mark taken by CALL ME SNAKE.
4 : 24.55 {lW} - CALL ME SNAKE sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 24.57 {lW} - Long handpass to the running WFL.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Sin City Swamprats : 13.7.85
Baghdad Bombers : 20.5.125
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Match Over!

 

[Sparkle]

Just say bad things about Chad ****head and you will be the next Rats Captain.

I would, but he's just kicked two goals and the Hawks are playing really well at the moment so there's not a whole lot of bad things I can say about him

 

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AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

SCS SENIORS Vs BOM SENIORS
SCS               5    3        7    3        9    4        13   7    85       
BOM               6    0        13   0        19   2        20   5    125      
SCS        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  BOM         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
sportsmani  7  12 0  7  2  0  1  2  0   74  beez         0  4  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   22
Quadzilla   0  4  3  2  0  0  0  0  0   25  dougtheleg   0  2  0  3  0  1  1  0  0   10
Firestarte  0  3  1  4  2  0  2  0  0   22  boncer34     0  2  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    6
TheMase     0  9  5  14 0  0  2  0  0   64  CJMB         0  9  6  8  1  1  0  0  0   66
Power Raid  0  3  10 19 1  2  0  0  0   83  KohPhi       0  7  5  6  2  0  0  0  0   56
ant555      0  9  6  11 0  1  0  0  0   68  WaynesWorl   0  21 7  12 4  4  7  1  0  113
GotTheGood  0  12 10 18 0  1  3  0  0   94  Matty411     0  13 8  18 4  2  7  1  0  102
Ant Bear    0  10 9  15 2  6  3  0  0   92  I bleed bl   0  11 3  9  2  0  1  1  1   72
jackster83  0  14 8  15 2  4  3  1  1  106  CALL ME SN   0  13 5  19 4  1  1  0  0  106
Kirkswan    0  4  4  5  0  0  2  0  0   28  Shermy       0  2  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   11
edgie       0  7  3  5  1  0  1  1  0   47  akkaps       0  9  4  11 1  0  2  2  0   71
SparkleNar  0  4  0  2  0  1  1  1  3   23  LicoriceAl   0  11 3  3  0  1  0  0  0   49
LukeParker  0  2  1  0  0  0  0  2  0   21  iDon         0  2  1  0  0  0  0  2  0   21
SarahSmile  0  3  0  0  1  1  1  3  0   29  BEEG         0  5  0  0  0  0  0  4  1   40
rickety     0  2  0  1  0  0  0  0  1    9  Tony Lynn    0  4  1  2  1  0  1  2  1   33
philreich   4  10 0  5  3  3  0  3  1   78  crowmyzone   17 11 0  15 5  3  3  2  1  107
Far Kern    0  8  1  4  4  0  2  0  0   45  TheCoach16   0  11 0  15 10 5  3  1  0  105
Nunez       0  11 0  8  7  9  2  0  0   80  WFL          0  14 0  16 9  3  1  1  1  117
sataris     0  1  0  1  0  1  0  0  1    7  CazC30       0  3  1  0  0  0  1  3  0   27
Obeanie1    0  2  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   11  VSTone       0  5  1  10 2  2  1  0  0   45

            SCS   BOM
Hitouts   : 11   17 
Kicks     : 130  159 
Marks     : 62   48 
Handballs : 137  150 
Tackles   : 25   45 
Frees For : 29   23 
Frees Ag. : 23   29 
Smothers  : 2    0 
Ironouts  : 4    14 
Inside50  : 11   24 
Goals     : 13   20 
Behinds   : 7    5

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
.37 - Behind to jackster83 (SCS) - SCS by 1 point(s).
1.06 - Rushed behind to SCS - SCS by 2 point(s).
2.58 - Goal to crowmyzone (BOM) - BOM by 4 point(s).
8.18 - Goal to WFL (BOM) - BOM by 10 point(s).
9.01 - Goal to sportsmaniac89 (SCS) - BOM by 4 point(s).
9.3 - Goal to Matty411 (BOM) - BOM by 10 point(s).
10.42 - Rushed behind to SCS - BOM by 9 point(s).
12.27 - Goal to philreich (SCS) - BOM by 3 point(s).
14.02 - Goal to edgie (SCS) - SCS by 3 point(s).
15.41 - Goal to SparkleNarkle (SCS) - SCS by 9 point(s).
17.47 - Goal to CazC30 (BOM) - SCS by 3 point(s).
18.49 - Goal to sportsmaniac89 (SCS) - SCS by 9 point(s).
20.56 - Goal to CazC30 (BOM) - SCS by 3 point(s).
23.1 - Goal to akkaps (BOM) - BOM by 3 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.24 - Goal to BEEG (BOM) - BOM by 9 point(s).
6.49 - Goal to I bleed blue (BOM) - BOM by 15 point(s).
8 - Goal to CazC30 (BOM) - BOM by 21 point(s).
9.07 - Goal to akkaps (BOM) - BOM by 27 point(s).
10.01 - Goal to TheCoach16 (BOM) - BOM by 33 point(s).
11.3 - Goal to SarahSmiles (SCS) - BOM by 27 point(s).
14.04 - Goal to SarahSmiles (SCS) - BOM by 21 point(s).
21.27 - Goal to WaynesWorld19 (BOM) - BOM by 27 point(s).
22.23 - Goal to crowmyzone (BOM) - BOM by 33 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.51 - Goal to iDon (BOM) - BOM by 39 point(s).
5.35 - Behind to philreich (SCS) - BOM by 38 point(s).
6.22 - Goal to philreich (SCS) - BOM by 32 point(s).
7.33 - Goal to BEEG (BOM) - BOM by 38 point(s).
8.45 - Goal to iDon (BOM) - BOM by 44 point(s).
13.27 - Goal to Tony Lynn 15 (BOM) - BOM by 50 point(s).
14.55 - Goal to BEEG (BOM) - BOM by 56 point(s).
16.14 - Goal to philreich (SCS) - BOM by 50 point(s).
21.37 - Rushed behind to BOM - BOM by 51 point(s).
22.33 - Behind to Tony Lynn 15 (BOM) - BOM by 52 point(s).
23.31 - Goal to Tony Lynn 15 (BOM) - BOM by 58 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.28 - Behind to rickety (SCS) - BOM by 57 point(s).
2.09 - Behind to WFL (BOM) - BOM by 58 point(s).
3.23 - Goal to SarahSmiles (SCS) - BOM by 52 point(s).
6.39 - Goal to LukeParkerno1 (SCS) - BOM by 46 point(s).
7.33 - Behind to SparkleNarkle (SCS) - BOM by 45 point(s).
7.57 - Goal to LukeParkerno1 (SCS) - BOM by 39 point(s).
15.06 - Goal to BEEG (BOM) - BOM by 45 point(s).
15.53 - Behind to BEEG (BOM) - BOM by 46 point(s).
18.4 - Goal to jackster83 (SCS) - BOM by 40 point(s).
22.08 - Behind to crowmyzone (BOM) - BOM by 41 point(s).
23.25 - Behind to SparkleNarkle (SCS) - BOM by 40 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

SCS
rickety              0 (On) 26.16 (Off) 30.33 (On) 49.27 (Off) 71.56 (On) Total : 73%
Quadzilla            0 (On) Total : 100%
Firestarter          0 (On) 32 (Off) 46.5 (On) 65.43 (Off) 68.59 (On) Total : 82%
TheMase              0 (On) Total : 100%
ant555               0 (On) 11.56 (Off) 26.16 (On) 30.33 (Off) 41.55 (On) Total : 74%
Power Raid           0 (On) 11.19 (Off) 11.56 (On) Total : 99%
GotTheGoodes         0 (On) Total : 100%
Ant Bear             0 (On) Total : 100%
jackster83           0 (On) Total : 100%
Kirkswan             0 (On) Total : 100%
edgie                0 (On) Total : 100%
SparkleNarkle        0 (On) Total : 100%
LukeParkerno1        0 (On) Total : 100%
SarahSmiles          0 (On) Total : 100%
sataris              0 (On) 71.56 (Off) Total : 71%
sportsmaniac89       0 (On) 48.06 (Off) 49.27 (On) Total : 98%
philreich            0 (On) 46.5 (Off) 48.06 (On) Total : 98%
Nunez                0 (On) Total : 100%
Obeanie1             0 (Off) 32 (On) 68.59 (Off) Total : 36%
Far Kern             0 (Off) 11.19 (On) 41.55 (Off) 65.43 (On) Total : 64%

BOM
beez                 0 (On) Total : 100%
dougthelegend        0 (On) Total : 100%
Shermy               0 (On) 53.02 (Off) 80.19 (On) Total : 73%
CJMB                 0 (On) Total : 100%
KohPhi               0 (On) Total : 100%
LicoriceAllsorts     0 (On) 32.12 (Off) 41.01 (On) 49.37 (Off) 53.02 (On) 85.13 (Off) 87.31 (On) Total : 85%
Matty411             0 (On) Total : 100%
WaynesWorld19        0 (On) 84.32 (Off) 85.13 (On) Total : 99%
CALL ME SNAKE        0 (On) Total : 100%
I bleed blue         0 (On) 80.19 (Off) 84.32 (On) Total : 95%
akkaps               0 (On) Total : 100%
VSTone               0 (On) 87.31 (Off) Total : 87%
iDon                 0 (On) Total : 100%
BEEG                 0 (On) Total : 100%
CazC30               0 (On) 41.01 (Off) 49.37 (On) 72.52 (Off) Total : 64%
crowmyzone           0 (On) Total : 100%
TheCoach16           0 (On) Total : 100%
WFL                  0 (On) Total : 100%
boncer34             0 (Off) 72.52 (On) Total : 27%
Tony Lynn 15         0 (Off) 32.12 (On) Total : 67%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• Neither getting, near the ball much, ant555 did a demolition job on akkaps. - 5m from 0 to 5.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Ant Bear either broke even with I bleed blue or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 13m from 86 to 99.
• In an epic battle, not much between WaynesWorld19 and Ant Bear - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 80m from 2 to 82.
• In quite a display, BEEG had Quadzilla's measure. - 74m from 17 to 91.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between beez and rickety - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 23m from 75 to 98.
• While very slim pickings for both players, beez had the better of sataris. - 45m from 10 to 55.
• In a resume-material performance, CALL ME SNAKE won the bout with GotTheGoodes. - 99m from 1 to 100.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, CazC30 was easily the winner in the clash with rickety. - 23m from 17 to 40.
• In a bit of an exhibition, CJMB massacred SparkleNarkle. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, philreich was slightly more polished than crowmyzone. - 51m from 49 to 100.
• In an epic battle, crowmyzone did well against sportsmaniac89. - 50m from 0 to 50.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Far Kern came out tops over the brave I bleed blue. - 25m from 14 to 39.
• In an enthralling contest, TheCoach16 had the better of Far Kern. - 32m from 67 to 99.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Firestarter had iDon's measure. - 24m from 72 to 96.
• In quite a display, TheCoach16 exposed Firestarter's frailties. - 18m from 47 to 65.
• In a solid performance, ant555 exposed I bleed blue's frailties. - 33m from 46 to 79.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Power Raid exposed I bleed blue's frailties. - 2m from 3 to 5.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, LicoriceAllsorts gave Kirkswan a lesson. - 84m from 1 to 85.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Kirkswan either broke even with Tony Lynn 15 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 17m from 35 to 52.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, WaynesWorld19 gave Kirkswan a hiding. - 7m from 92 to 99.
• In an enthralling contest, KohPhi was slightly more polished than edgie. - 91m from 3 to 94.
• Neither having much reason to brag, TheMase had the better of LicoriceAllsorts. - 8m from 89 to 97.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, boncer34's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by LukeParkerno1. - 8m from 75 to 83.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Shermy won the bout with LukeParkerno1. - 11m from 0 to 11.
• While not all all one-way, jackster83 did very well against Matty411. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, WFL came out tops over the brave Nunez. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, iDon gave Obeanie1 a hiding. - 25m from 33 to 58.
• In an epic battle, Power Raid either broke even with akkaps or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 81m from 16 to 97.
• In quite a tussle, SarahSmiles had the better of dougthelegend. - 82m from 10 to 92.
• Neither having much reason to brag, ant555 and Shermy had an epic contest. - 11m from 86 to 97.
• In a resume-material performance, TheCoach16 won the bout with philreich. - 44m from 1 to 45.
• Toe to toe throughout, TheMase and VSTone were hard to separate - though TheMase was slightly more effective. - 84m from 2 to 86.
• Toe to toe throughout, it could be argued that sportsmaniac89 had the better game against Tony Lynn 15 - although there was very little in it. - 35m from 62 to 97.

 

[Ant Bear]

Back-to-back floggings, time for changes, Swampies.

Thanks, Bombers - I had a big week and wasn't around as much as I'd like, but I always enjoy our clashes.

Thanks as always to Hate for posting.

 

[Pugsley]

Its looks like goal kicking practice this week. 5 behinds is slightly concerning.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Thanks for the week Swampies, enjoyable banter as always.

Commiserations on the loss but best of luck for the rest of the season.

 

[Far Kern]

Thanks Hate. You Bombers are great and I apologise for not being around.

If anyone can break Chad Lookatme I’ll make SparkleNarkle Captain. Promise.

 

[jackster83]

Thanks Bombers. You guys are alright

 

[Far Kern]

I would, but he's just kicked two goals and the Hawks are playing really well at the moment so there's not a whole lot of bad things I can say about him

You really need to develop a killer instinct.

 

[Sparkle]

Disappointing to get blown out again Rats. Plenty of excuses, take your pick which seems the most plausible:

• The umpires were terrible and gave us nothing all day
• The Bombers and the umpires are good mates
• SparkleNarkle can't kick (1.3 today)
• Someone's changed our beer supply from heavies to middies and the lack of alcohol is affecting our performance
• Too much training. 1 x one-hour session is too much in my opinion
• Daylight saving time ending has given us too much sleep, and we've hit the park groggy
• The lack of a pre-game sausage sizzle (I'm blaming Far Kern) has left us hungry on the field

On a more serious note though, thanks for the week Bombers, it's been good fun. I'd say see you in the finals but, ha, you know

 

[Far Kern]

Back-to-back floggings, time for changes, Swampies.

Thanks, Bombers - I had a big week and wasn't around as much as I'd like, but I always enjoy our clashes.

Thanks as always to Hate for posting.

So, what do you reckon? Drop that flog Far Kern to the seconds and promote an old champion Macca19 to the battle again?

I have recently suggested to him that my leadership is very suspect.

 

[Sparkle]

If anyone can break Chad Lookatme I’ll make @SparkleNarkle Captain. Promise.

Only 79 SuperCoach points is disappointing. Not that he's in my team, but if he scored better then he might have been a upgrade option after the bye

But I'd rather he wasn't broken and I was made captain anyway . The fact that I've played about 15 matches and average about three kicks is irrelevant

 

[iDon]

good win.

2 kicks. 2 goals. efficient

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Don't let this loss distract you from the fact that Chad Wingard is a gun.

Thanks for the week bombers. You've impressed me

 

[Far Kern]

Don't let this loss distract you from the fact that Chad Wingard is a gun.

Thanks for the week bombers. You've impressed me

Please don’t let this loss distract you from going and ******* yourself.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Back-to-back floggings, time for changes, Swampies.

Thanks, Bombers - I had a big week and wasn't around as much as I'd like, but I always enjoy our clashes.

Thanks as always to Hate for posting.

Thanks AB ....great battle, always a worthy competitor

In an epic battle, not much between WaynesWorld19 and Ant Bear - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 80m from 2 to 82.

Thanks swampies for a great week ....always enjoyable

To the Captains of the Bombers ....some inspired team moves of recent weeks, has really got this side humming .......I'm getting that stirring feeling of something big happening

 

[Pugsley]

Great week as usual Swamprats. Sorry Nunez, it was my week to turn back the clock but you were a worthy opponent

 

[WaynesWorld19]

good win.

2 kicks. 2 goals. efficient

Rejuvenated there mate

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

So, what do you reckon? Drop that flog Far Kern to the seconds and promote an old champion Macca19 to the battle again?

I have recently suggested to him that my leadership is very suspect.

Allow me to address the elephant in the room. SarahSmiles was all talk in the lead up, 3 kicks....

 

[KohPhi]

Thanks for the week Swampies, always one of my favourite match threads. Apologies I wasn't as present as I would have liked, rl is smacking me in the head atm..

Good luck Far Kern and the lads/laddette for the remainder of the season.

 

[Far Kern]

Allow me to address the elephant in the room. SarahSmiles was all talk in the lead up, 3 kicks....

Given that SarahSmiles is so young I feel that I can’t smack her as thoroughly as she deserves.

 

[Far Kern]

Thanks for the week Swampies, always one of my favourite match threads. Apologies I wasn't as present as I would have liked, rl is smacking me in the head atm..

Good luck Far Kern and the lads/laddette for the remainder of the season.

Same here, although hopefully in a nice way, we’ll see...

 

[philreich]

Thanks for the week Swampies, always one of my favourite match threads. Apologies I wasn't as present as I would have liked, rl is smacking me in the head atm..

Good luck Far Kern and the lads/laddette for the remainder of the season.

The Bombers are always great value, and you blokes always show up for match threads - unlike our next 2 opponents, the Gumbies and Warriors.

#prayforus

 

[Damp Squarie]

Unlucky today Swampies...thanks for the good banter and great jokes Phil
Good luck in the remaining weeks.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Congrats to the Bombers on a very impressive win. Our defence had more holes in it than Swiss Cheese and to be 18.0 at one stage, wowee!

Cheers also for what was a very enjoyable week and a good week back after a 3 week absence.

As for us, time to get some Selleys No More Gaps in order to fill those gaps.