Official Match Thread Season 28 Rd 11 - Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Carson Dial]

Why is my whiskey in your basement?

You should be thanking me for saving your whisky from marauding bears. I had every intention of giving it back...at some point in the future.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

An ice cube? That's all I add

I add ice cubes only to packs treating gout. Neat or in short blacks for brekky.

 

[Carson Dial]

An ice cube? That's all I add

Nice melt.

 

[Carson Dial]

I add ice cubes only to packs treating gout. Neat or in short blacks for brekky.

Gout...pfft what a limp excuse.

 

[I Dont Care]

I add ice cubes only to packs treating gout. Neat or in short blacks for brekky.

I thought 'gout' was some type of fish?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

You should be thanking me for saving your whisky from marauding bears. I had every intention of giving it back...at some point in the future.

I now have those crates under secure arrangements

 

[Carson Dial]

I now have those crates under secure arrangements

And your address is?..

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Gout...pfft what a limp excuse.

Lame. Covered in four packs as I write with the one unswollen Thumb

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

And your address is?..

A bank, but not in Snowtown.

 

[Carson Dial]

I thought 'gout' was some type of fish?

It is a less well known type of fish characterised with a speech impediment.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I thought 'gout' was some type of fish?

You're thinking of trout. I smoke them, but I don't inhale

 

[I Dont Care]

A bank, but not in Snowtown.

Near a river? I guess that's where you caught your gout

 

[Carson Dial]

At least the deposits won’t disappear into the ether.

 

[Carson Dial]

You're thinking of trout. I smoke them, but I don't inhale

Good that would ruin your gills.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

At least the deposits won’t disappear into the ether.

They go down my gullet

 

[Art Vandelay_]

For almost being swayed by the tardy Warriors sob story I want TDC’s head on a spike... or someone to at least administer a devilish wet willy

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Hey Joshy...where are all the bears? It's spring

We’re 3-7. Clearly our change of training facility to Iceland hasn’t paid off. Still hibernating

 

[byebyexenxen]

We’re 3-7. Clearly our change of training facility to Iceland hasn’t paid off. Still hibernating

Stop ignoring me.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

For almost being swayed by the tardy Warriors sob story I want TDC’s head on a spike... or someone to at least administer a devilish wet willy

You can have a once wet trout for that task -no whiskey

 

[Carson Dial]

For almost being swayed by the tardy Warriors sob story I want TDC’s head on a spike... or someone to at least administer a devilish wet willy

I have oft been told I possess such a willy.,

 

[Carson Dial]

Stop ignoring me.

Have you left my basement yet?

 

[byebyexenxen]

Have you left my basement yet?

Ummmmm I have now...I found cake.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I have oft been told I possess such a willy.,

See a doctor about that. Leakage isn’t advised

 

[Carson Dial]

See a doctor about that. Leakage isn’t advised

I’m an excitable young man dude..

 

[Carson Dial]

Ummmmm I have now...I found cake.

That’s my stash you greedy bear..