Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 7- Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium

[Test Tickle]

Can't you get banned for likes?

I recall someone getting banned for it.

Not sure about that one, i like everyone's posts.

SarahSmiles is going off right now.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Can't you get banned for likes?

I recall someone getting banned for it.

I just really enjoyed all the content in this thread

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Fair play Power Raid that's not as easy as you make it look

 

[Test Tickle]

I just really enjoyed all the content in this thread

Swampies are always good fun, nothing to serious, just light hearted entertainment

 

[philreich]

Swampies are always good fun, nothing to serious, just light hearted entertainment

And while I'm the captain, that ain't changing!!!!

 

[Test Tickle]

And while I'm the captain, that ain't changing!!!!

yep its good fun and very relaxing

 

[philreich]

yep its good fun and very relaxing

Bullying and aggressive posting may be some people's schtick, but it's never been mine. I'm just here for a good time.

 

[jackster83]

Can't you get banned for likes?

I recall someone getting banned for it.

You're probably thinking of Bostrichburger on the Adelaide board.

 

[jackster83]

I just really enjoyed all the content in this thread

 

[Cap]

You're probably thinking of Bostrichburger on the Adelaide board.

Did he end up getting banned?

 

[Cap]

Bullying and aggressive posting may be some people's schtick, but it's never been mine. I'm just here for a good time.

So far SFA has been fun, i can think of 1 team that was s**t.

The rest seem to take it light hearted as it should be.

 

[jackster83]

Did he end up getting banned?

Think he might have copped a short (24 hour) ban followed by his like function being removed.

 

[philreich]

Mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if you're a fat bastard".

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

How you going RtbE, are you enjoying the Sweet FA?

Whachyu studying my guy?

 

[philreich]

Dave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the toilet, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

“Natasha," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?”

“Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete arse of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company, right to his face.”

"He's an a-hole," Dave said. “I could piss on him.”

“You did," came the reply. “And he fired you.”

“Well, @#$% him then” said Dave.

“I did," said Natasha, "You're back at work on Monday."

 

[Test Tickle]

Whachyu studying my guy?

Have you been drinking?

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Have you been drinking?

..... Yes. That's what I've been doing.... Drinking.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Just about s**t myself when I came back to 100 something notifications.

Well played Power Raid and SarahSmiles. I tried to reciprocate but * that noise. Way too much effort.

I say we rally round Power Raid and get his like button back. Justice for Raidy!

 

[philreich]

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS'. 'Only $20 each! Complete with instructions.' The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully . She does EXACTLY what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions ... please call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:


"LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE MORE TIME..."

 

[philreich]

If a woman watches a movie alone, who answers all of her questions?

 

[philreich]

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African,... a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

The doorman stops them and says sorry, "I can't let you in without a Thai."

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS'. 'Only $20 each! Complete with instructions.' The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully . She does EXACTLY what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions ... please call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:


"LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE MORE TIME..."

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS'. 'Only $20 each! Complete with instructions.' The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully . She does EXACTLY what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions ... please call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:


"LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE MORE TIME..."

One of the more odd ones I've read from you.

I can't tell if he had sex with the woman or the frog.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Anyone else listen to the hottest 100 of the decade? It was a great playlist, tonnes of songs I completely forgot about

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Does anyone else struggle to sleep at night with the thought that you can be overwhelmed or underwhelmed but never really whelmed (I refuse to accept the dictionary definition because it's too similar to that of overwhelmed)

 

[Test Tickle]

Anyone else listen to the hottest 100 of the decade? It was a great playlist, tonnes of songs I completely forgot about

I'm listening to MMM and watching the red hots.